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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone golfers on who fancy a game sometime? Preferably around Edinburgh & Lothians.

I’m no good but I’ve got decent chat

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies? "

Have you ever had a hole in one?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies?

Have you ever had a hole in one? "

He probably does if he warms his balls up first then holds his shaft correctly.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies?

Have you ever had a hole in one? "

Or a Birdie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies? "

I would be, but I tend to find myself in the bushes more often than not so I can’t complain

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.

That should just about cover golf double-entendres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I play quite regularly, and I'm quite good, but wouldn't you be a little jealous if I was getting all the birdies?

Have you ever had a hole in one?

He probably does if he warms his balls up first then holds his shaft correctly. "

I got quite lightheaded reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.

That should just about cover golf double-entendres. "

And fainted at that

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.

That should just about cover golf double-entendres.

And fainted at that "

At least you know what came over you. Invest in good waterproofs!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.

That should just about cover golf double-entendres. "

Spoil sport!

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By *ye rolls matter!!Man
over a year ago

Glasgow area

And you could have titled this post 'Swinging clubs' too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had two holes in one, though I'd probably prefer one in two holes. I use a stiff shaft, the head varies dependant upon the length, and I use headcovers to keep them in good nick. I use low compression balls, and tend to swing both ways - though more to the left than the right. I have a strong grip. I don't mind the rough stuff, but bushes just get in my way and I've been known to lose my balls deep inside them and my bag winds up empty whilst playing around. Certain areas are definitely out of bounds and can make for a gross 69 if one rims the hole. Shouting fore is always a good play when your balls are attracted to other swingers. I often get asked my best golf tips, but fuck nose - just avoid the bogeys.

That should just about cover golf double-entendres. "

This is simply immaculate! Outstanding effort, sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Member at montrose and carnoustie if any1 wants to play give me shout

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By *iona38ddTV/TS
over a year ago

north east fife

Why does a golfer carry two gloves

In case he gets a hole in one

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