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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

My wife received a birthday present from a friend. It was a mostly finished bottle of . There was, perhaps, an inch of left in. A label had been added with the words 'Happy Birthday. Just add vodka.'

What amusing presents have you received or given?

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Was given an elf christmas jumper... not amusing perhaps by itself, but as I'm 5'10 and the pal who gave me it is 5'1...made it pretty amusing

And yes...I wore it on christmas day with pride

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Was given an elf christmas jumper... not amusing perhaps by itself, but as I'm 5'10 and the pal who gave me it is 5'1...made it pretty amusing

And yes...I wore it on christmas day with pride

Definitely somewhat ironic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a mutant turtle onesie.

Nothing better watching the queen in the presence of your in-laws completely naked apart from a hero in a half shell fuzzy suit.

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Santa in a hot tub ornament bought off internet. Turns out size does matter !!

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"I got a mutant turtle onesie.

Nothing better watching the queen in the presence of your in-laws completely naked apart from a hero in a half shell fuzzy suit."

I bet you wear it as often as you can.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Santa in a hot tub ornament bought off internet. Turns out size does matter !! "

And incredibly valuable antique of the future!

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

"Santa in a hot tub ornament bought off internet. Turns out size does matter !!

And incredibly valuable antique of the future! "

Wouldn’t be worth more than the sentimental value .... how much did you say

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