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"Tentatively stepping in to see how the new management will cope with demanding patrons ". . . . . You're a tad under-dressed for the occasion ma'am. *Turns up the heating* | |||
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"I'll get the first round in. I love free bars. " Shots all round I think - Tequilla rose for me please  | |||
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"I'll get the first round in. I love free bars. Shots all round I think - Tequilla rose for me please "Not a problem. Coming right up  | |||
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"Ooh a midori and lemonade would go down a treat please! What snacks are there to nibble? " I think there will be plenty of nuts on offer | |||
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"Ooh a midori and lemonade would go down a treat please! What snacks are there to nibble? " Coming right up. Pork scratchings with a taramasolata dip! | |||
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"This is an upmarket establishment. No thread hijacking nor nonsense will be tolerated. Any patrons who are messaged directly from the bar have an obligation to reply, to reply quickly, and never stop replying so help me god. Social distancing of a thumb width MUST be observed between posts. Jack's no here, so help yersel. FREE BAR" Does Jack know you’re in his bar?
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"This is an upmarket establishment. No thread hijacking nor nonsense will be tolerated. Any patrons who are messaged directly from the bar have an obligation to reply, to reply quickly, and never stop replying so help me god. Social distancing of a thumb width MUST be observed between posts. Jack's no here, so help yersel. FREE BAR Does Jack know you’re in his bar?
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"This is an upmarket establishment. No thread hijacking nor nonsense will be tolerated. Any patrons who are messaged directly from the bar have an obligation to reply, to reply quickly, and never stop replying so help me god. Social distancing of a thumb width MUST be observed between posts. Jack's no here, so help yersel. FREE BAR Does Jack know you’re in his bar?
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"I'll just help myself to a "small" gin then...  ". . . . Tada! | |||
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"Room for a little one? "No rooms, sorry. This ain't a swinging bar. Any form of flirtatious, affectionate, or kinky behaviour is frowned upon and will result in a good caning. | |||
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"Room for a little one?
No rooms, sorry. This ain't a swinging bar. Any form of flirtatious, affectionate, or kinky behaviour is frowned upon and will result in a good caning. "Now thats just going to encourage me to be naughty | |||
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"I’ll have an Outer Rim followed by a Yub Nub ". . . . You'll live to regret mixing your drinks. The remorse is strong in this one. | |||
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"Can I have a large brockmans with a little lemonade please?
K"I'm with her.... Hut with some tonic please | |||
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"Can I have a large brockmans with a little lemonade please?
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I'm with her.... Hut with some tonic please "On to the prosecco after that
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"Can I have a large brockmans with a little lemonade please?
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I'm with her.... Hut with some tonic please
On to the prosecco after that
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"Misread that as small ginger "Will a large ginger do
On that note a large red wine here thanks | |||
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"Misread that as small ginger
Will a large ginger do
On that note a large red wine here thanks "At last! Thought you'd gone teetotal for just a minute! x | |||
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"Misread that as small ginger
Will a large ginger do
On that note a large red wine here thanks
At last! Thought you'd gone teetotal for just a minute! x "A minute is probably the longest she has. | |||
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"Misread that as small ginger
Will a large ginger do
On that note a large red wine here thanks
At last! Thought you'd gone teetotal for just a minute! x "Ooooft no way chin chin darling, bottoms up (the new barman’s cute btw  ) | |||
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"Misread that as small ginger
Will a large ginger do
On that note a large red wine here thanks
At last! Thought you'd gone teetotal for just a minute! x
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"Misread that as small ginger
Will a large ginger do
On that note a large red wine here thanks
At last! Thought you'd gone teetotal for just a minute! x
Ooooft no way chin chin darling, bottoms up (the new barman’s cute btw ) "He is quite! Think we should harass him a bit.  | |||
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"Can I have a large brockmans with a little lemonade please?
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I'm with her.... Hut with some tonic please
On to the prosecco after that
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"Misread that as small ginger
Will a large ginger do
On that note a large red wine here thanks
At last! Thought you'd gone teetotal for just a minute! x
Ooooft no way chin chin darling, bottoms up (the new barman’s cute btw )
He is quite! Think we should harass him a bit. "Depends HOW cheeky he gets... | |||
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh "*Frowned upon* Whoars ma effin bouncer!? | |||
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh
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Whoars ma effin bouncer!? "Looks for bouncer Nope can't see any | |||
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh
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Whoars ma effin bouncer!? "Me and Wee Shufty can gi ye haunners if ya like | |||
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"Can I have a large brockmans with a little lemonade please?
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I'm with her.... Hut with some tonic please
On to the prosecco after that
K I'll share a bottle with you, K. x"Oh yes please Mrs
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh
*Frowned upon*
Whoars ma effin bouncer!?
Me and Wee Shufty can gi ye haunners if ya like "Yes please | |||
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh
*Frowned upon*
Whoars ma effin bouncer!?
Me and Wee Shufty can gi ye haunners if ya like
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh
*Frowned upon*
Whoars ma effin bouncer!?
Me and Wee Shufty can gi ye haunners if ya like
Yes please
Sakes you'll get us in trouble with the boss "I know!! A good caning is on its way.... | |||
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"This is an upmarket establishment. No thread hijacking nor nonsense will be tolerated. Any patrons who are messaged directly from the bar have an obligation to reply, to reply quickly, and never stop replying so help me god. Social distancing of a thumb width MUST be observed between posts. Jack's no here, so help yersel. FREE BAR" Aaaw poor Jack! Ima have you done away with him? Make mine a vodka lemonade and that will cheer me up | |||
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"The lunatics have taken over and my ship is sinking! Come back Jack! Come back. Come back *weeps*. Each night in my dreams, I see you. I feeeeeel you. " Do you need some mouth to mouth. I'm ready to administer some if the need arises | |||
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"This is an upmarket establishment. No thread hijacking nor nonsense will be tolerated. Any patrons who are messaged directly from the bar have an obligation to reply, to reply quickly, and never stop replying so help me god. Social distancing of a thumb width MUST be observed between posts. Jack's no here, so help yersel. FREE BAR Aaaw poor Jack! Ima have you done away with him? Make mine a vodka lemonade and that will cheer me up "He drowned in his sorrows as a giant ice cube lay on the horizon. | |||
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"This is an upmarket establishment. No thread hijacking nor nonsense will be tolerated. Any patrons who are messaged directly from the bar have an obligation to reply, to reply quickly, and never stop replying so help me god. Social distancing of a thumb width MUST be observed between posts. Jack's no here, so help yersel. FREE BAR Aaaw poor Jack! Ima have you done away with him? Make mine a vodka lemonade and that will cheer me up
He drowned in his sorrows as a giant ice cube lay on the horizon. "With his arms outstretched? x | |||
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"This is an upmarket establishment. No thread hijacking nor nonsense will be tolerated. Any patrons who are messaged directly from the bar have an obligation to reply, to reply quickly, and never stop replying so help me god. Social distancing of a thumb width MUST be observed between posts. Jack's no here, so help yersel. FREE BAR Aaaw poor Jack! Ima have you done away with him? Make mine a vodka lemonade and that will cheer me up
He drowned in his sorrows as a giant ice cube lay on the horizon.
With his arms outstretched? x"With his head in his hands! Nae wunner. I thought being a Fablican would be easier than this. | |||
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"This is an upmarket establishment. No thread hijacking nor nonsense will be tolerated. Any patrons who are messaged directly from the bar have an obligation to reply, to reply quickly, and never stop replying so help me god. Social distancing of a thumb width MUST be observed between posts. Jack's no here, so help yersel. FREE BAR Aaaw poor Jack! Ima have you done away with him? Make mine a vodka lemonade and that will cheer me up
He drowned in his sorrows as a giant ice cube lay on the horizon.
With his arms outstretched? x
With his head in his hands! Nae wunner. I thought being a Fablican would be easier than this. "Can't speak for anyone else but I'll be on my best behaviour, promise! I'll be the quiet one in the corner nursing my vodka | |||
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"The lunatics have taken over and my ship is sinking! Come back Jack! Come back. Come back *weeps*. Each night in my dreams, I see you. I feeeeeel you. Do you need some mouth to mouth. I'm ready to administer some if the need arises " No need. I'm on my 4th paper bag. Thanks, anyway. Ps. Am watching you.  | |||
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"The lunatics have taken over and my ship is sinking! Come back Jack! Come back. Come back *weeps*. Each night in my dreams, I see you. I feeeeeel you. Do you need some mouth to mouth. I'm ready to administer some if the need arises No need. I'm on my 4th paper bag. Thanks, anyway. Ps. Am watching you. "I like you watching me......... | |||
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"Well, I'm making gummy bear cocktails if anyone wants... "*raises hand and opens mouth* | |||
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"We may get lairy after a few....whatcha gonna do about it "Probably get the riot gear on. La... la la la la la Ah... la la la la la | |||
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh
*Frowned upon*
Whoars ma effin bouncer!?
Me and Wee Shufty can gi ye haunners if ya like "Hahahaha...pair o' bouncers! Or is that two pair? | |||
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh
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Whoars ma effin bouncer!?
Looks for bouncer
Nope can't see any "I’ll happily bounce right over if I can get a mojoto and some kinky chat. | |||
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"Well, I'm making gummy bear cocktails if anyone wants...
*raises hand and opens mouth*"If you open your mouth round about my husband... be clear beforehand lmao!!!!!xx | |||
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"Anyone want to partake in some flirtatious affectionate or kinky behaviour?? I'm at the table at the back........ssshhhhh
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Whoars ma effin bouncer!?
Me and Wee Shufty can gi ye haunners if ya like
Hahahaha...pair o' bouncers! Or is that two pair? "Double bounce and double gins... let's go - bounce bounce bounce ~ I don't wanna work ya, but I'm about to hurt ya | |||
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"Free bar? If I'm here you might regret that! Although I've brought a bottle to the party x" Bottle of??? | |||
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"Free bar? If I'm here you might regret that! Although I've brought a bottle to the party x Bottle of??? "Watermelon and Lime vodka. It was a birthday present, actually decent! | |||
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"Free bar? If I'm here you might regret that! Although I've brought a bottle to the party x Bottle of???
Watermelon and Lime vodka. It was a birthday present, actually decent!"That sounds very refreshing, welcome pull up a chair lol xx | |||
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"Free bar? If I'm here you might regret that! Although I've brought a bottle to the party x Bottle of???
Watermelon and Lime vodka. It was a birthday present, actually decent!
That sounds very refreshing, welcome pull up a chair lol xx"Tis rather lovely. Whitley Neil now make vodka. Mind blown! Ill happily pull up a chair and pour you a wee one x | |||
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"Free bar? If I'm here you might regret that! Although I've brought a bottle to the party x Bottle of???
Watermelon and Lime vodka. It was a birthday present, actually decent!
That sounds very refreshing, welcome pull up a chair lol xx
Tis rather lovely. Whitley Neil now make vodka. Mind blown! Ill happily pull up a chair and pour you a wee one x"Ooofty dinna be shy pour freely but remember it's a free bar too lol | |||
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"Free bar? If I'm here you might regret that! Although I've brought a bottle to the party x Bottle of???
Watermelon and Lime vodka. It was a birthday present, actually decent!
That sounds very refreshing, welcome pull up a chair lol xx
Tis rather lovely. Whitley Neil now make vodka. Mind blown! Ill happily pull up a chair and pour you a wee one x
Ooofty dinna be shy pour freely but remember it's a free bar too lol "I'm no shy, just pretending I'm civilised and won't be on the shots and dancing on the tables in 10 minutes x | |||
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"LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR PLEASE Can we have a lock in?" Aye - but I'm taking yer fancy vodka home with me. | |||
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"LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR PLEASE Can we have a lock in? Aye - but I'm taking yer fancy vodka home with me. " Nae chance, I'll fight you for it | |||
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"LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR PLEASE" I order the bar to be kept open... don't make me show you the flail... AGAIN | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word?" Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. " Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen" Yer both just creating a stramash... ootside - strip to the waist we will fight like men (not me I fight durty and I will win) | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen" Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge!" One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!! | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!!" Pleaseth | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!! Pleaseth" Bolteth cunteth | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Yer both just creating a stramash... ootside - strip to the waist we will fight like men (not me I fight durty and I will win) "I fight like a woman, underhand, scrappy and dirty lol | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!! Pleaseth Bolteth cunteth" Take a walk outside - I'll get the door. Ignore yon topless lady dancing in the street. Now turn around and look up. Aye - that sign up there. The one that says IMA's BAR. He's me! Thon bolteth richamuffins! | |||
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"Jaysus.... and lying in yer bed many years from now.... "Was that part of this conversation or did you begin a new one? | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!! Pleaseth Bolteth cunteth Take a walk outside - I'll get the door. Ignore yon topless lady dancing in the street. Now turn around and look up. Aye - that sign up there. The one that says IMA's BAR. He's me! Thon bolteth richamuffins!" I shall bolteth, one knows when not to outstay their welcome. House party at the posh hoose, free bar AND disco ball. Grumpy bar owners not welcome. Enjoy your lock in for one (minus a disco ball and fancy vodka) | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!! Pleaseth Bolteth cunteth Take a walk outside - I'll get the door. Ignore yon topless lady dancing in the street. Now turn around and look up. Aye - that sign up there. The one that says IMA's BAR. He's me! Thon bolteth richamuffins! I shall bolteth, one knows when not to outstay their welcome. House party at the posh hoose, free bar AND disco ball. Grumpy bar owners not welcome. Enjoy your lock in for one (minus a disco ball and fancy vodka)" Hoad on. Did you pay your tab? | |||
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Was that part of this conversation or did you begin a new one?"Ah think it was a lowlander convo.... | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!! Pleaseth Bolteth cunteth Take a walk outside - I'll get the door. Ignore yon topless lady dancing in the street. Now turn around and look up. Aye - that sign up there. The one that says IMA's BAR. He's me! Thon bolteth richamuffins! I shall bolteth, one knows when not to outstay their welcome. House party at the posh hoose, free bar AND disco ball. Grumpy bar owners not welcome. Enjoy your lock in for one (minus a disco ball and fancy vodka) Hoad on. Did you pay your tab?" haud oan ... was it not a free bar... oy vey ... you aberdonians, you'll have had yer tea | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!! Pleaseth Bolteth cunteth Take a walk outside - I'll get the door. Ignore yon topless lady dancing in the street. Now turn around and look up. Aye - that sign up there. The one that says IMA's BAR. He's me! Thon bolteth richamuffins! I shall bolteth, one knows when not to outstay their welcome. House party at the posh hoose, free bar AND disco ball. Grumpy bar owners not welcome. Enjoy your lock in for one (minus a disco ball and fancy vodka) Hoad on. Did you pay your tab? haud oan ... was it not a free bar... oy vey ... you aberdonians, you'll have had yer tea "What she said! Lure folk in with a promise if a free bar and shaft them with a bar tab! Shoddy establishment!! | |||
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"Haunners!! Is that a weird Aberdonian word? Weegieish I believe. Backup will arrive soon. Don't quote weege! Naebody understands them, worse than Aaayberdeen Ooh la la! The lord and lady ofeth thy burgh of barony hath spoken. Gies yer vodka ya radge! One doth not share vodka with any common ragamuffin!!! Pleaseth Bolteth cunteth Take a walk outside - I'll get the door. Ignore yon topless lady dancing in the street. Now turn around and look up. Aye - that sign up there. The one that says IMA's BAR. He's me! Thon bolteth richamuffins! I shall bolteth, one knows when not to outstay their welcome. House party at the posh hoose, free bar AND disco ball. Grumpy bar owners not welcome. Enjoy your lock in for one (minus a disco ball and fancy vodka) Hoad on. Did you pay your tab? haud oan ... was it not a free bar... oy vey ... you aberdonians, you'll have had yer tea
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. " are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like "Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like
Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X"mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way | |||
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Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X
mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way "Does the barman have fancy pants? Hope they have lights! | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like
Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X
mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way
Does the barman have fancy pants? Hope they have lights! "They have balls... not sure if they are disco tho | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like
Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X
mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way
Does the barman have fancy pants? Hope they have lights!
They have balls... not sure if they are disco tho "We could glitter them up? X | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like
Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X
mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way
Does the barman have fancy pants? Hope they have lights!
They have balls... not sure if they are disco tho
We could glitter them up? X"looks oot the Mr Sheen and a soft duster | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like
Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X
mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way
Does the barman have fancy pants? Hope they have lights!
They have balls... not sure if they are disco tho
We could glitter them up? X
looks oot the Mr Sheen and a soft duster "You're too nice, I'm looking for the scourer | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like
Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X
mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way
Does the barman have fancy pants? Hope they have lights!
They have balls... not sure if they are disco tho
We could glitter them up? X
looks oot the Mr Sheen and a soft duster
You're too nice, I'm looking for the scourer " oooooouch  | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like
Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X
mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way
Does the barman have fancy pants? Hope they have lights!
They have balls... not sure if they are disco tho
We could glitter them up? X
looks oot the Mr Sheen and a soft duster
You're too nice, I'm looking for the scourer
oooooouch "Gently of course... no jif | |||
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"Free bar, but the ”the fancy Nancy vodkas oors and you're no getting any" attitude deserves a bill. are ya serving that in person... in yer pants???? Just asking like
Bouncer, get the barman to do one! Party at ours with fancy vodka and a disco ball? X
mebbe the barman will join us with fancypants... am in either way
Does the barman have fancy pants? Hope they have lights!
They have balls... not sure if they are disco tho
We could glitter them up? X
looks oot the Mr Sheen and a soft duster
You're too nice, I'm looking for the scourer
oooooouch
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You're a tad under-dressed for the occasion ma'am. *Turns up the heating*"Feck sake that heating wiped me out.. slept in the corner all night nand missed the partyyyy. Bartender come back and let me oot. | |||
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