FabSwingers.com forum: Learning points from films

By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

Having watched many films over quite a few decades now, I have learnt many things.

For example, women who wear matching, sexy knickers and bras are at a much higher risk of being attacked by psychopaths than those who don't.

To reduce the chances of this happening adopt one of the following :

1. Don't wear matching, sexy lingerie

2. Only wear knickers ie no bra

3. Only wear a bra ie no knickers

4. Don't wear any underwear

5. Don't wear sexy lingerie

What important learning points have you deduced from watching films?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Don’t go down into the cellar!

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

When drinking Juice or beer from a can the label should always be facing away from you. I assume this is to show the world that you are a person of good taste

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Trust no one

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

All very good points so far. There could be a book in this.

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

"Don’t go down into the cellar!"

I once went into a cellar for work that had a small room in the corner made from thick plywood which had a door with a handle only on the outside

did think to myself "I watch too many horror movies"

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By *un44Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Don't be at the back of the like while exploring the jungle and never go outside to have a look.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Don't have sex. Be a virgin if possible.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Don’t go down into the cellar!

I once went into a cellar for work that had a small room in the corner made from thick plywood which had a door with a handle only on the outside

did think to myself "I watch too many horror movies""

I wouldn’t have went! I’d have been looking for an insurance policy first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your running towards a building that's about to explode you'll be knocked backwards.

Walk stoicly away from an explosion and you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hitchhiking Nope

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

Never stay in run down looking motels or hotels.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Always get the bigger boat .

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Make sure your car has had a service and health check,before going to a log cabin,also carry plenty of spare battery’s and a new torch to replace the faulty one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're short a red duffle coat may not be for you ...

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Always get the bigger boat .

We're going to need one.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"If you're short a red duffle coat may not be for you ...

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Make sure your car has had a service and health check,before going to a log cabin,also carry plenty of spare battery’s and a new torch to replace the faulty one.

Excellent advice. Have you seen Tucker and Dale versus Evil?

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"Make sure your car has had a service and health check,before going to a log cabin,also carry plenty of spare battery’s and a new torch to replace the faulty one.

Excellent advice. Have you seen Tucker and Dale versus Evil? "

Yeh,I’ve seen it,it’s an excellent film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When youv had sex ..and go to get up always wrap a sheet round you before you get up so the person youv just had sex with dosnt see you naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always say yes to a female taxi driver with large breasts and dodgy make up, if you know you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the bunny back in the box.

Snails can be slippery little suckers.

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By *aisedbywolvesdaredevilMan
over a year ago

hillington

Don't beep the horn in road rage especially at truckers

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Don't have sex. Be a virgin if possible. "

Don't be a virgin-the wicker man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a funny little man on a bike asks if you wanna play a game

Answer NO

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

If you can't handle the truth don't ask the a question

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you are offered a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue one.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Make sure your car has had a service and health check,before going to a log cabin,also carry plenty of spare battery’s and a new torch to replace the faulty one.

Excellent advice. Have you seen Tucker and Dale versus Evil?

Yeh,I’ve seen it,it’s an excellent film"

We think so too.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"If you are offered a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue one. "

I was given that option once. I took both and swallowed them. Is that bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should always wear sexy lingerie the mind is seduced by the lingerie lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If you are offered a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue one.

I was given that option once. I took both and swallowed them. Is that bad? "

Surprised you’re still with us

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
over a year ago

Greenock

If you hear banjos then keep paddling!

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"If you hear banjos then keep paddling!"

Unless you're one of the banjo players.

Gonna make you squeal like a pig, boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t talk about fight club... damn

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Don’t take drugs through Istanbul airport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t take drugs through Istanbul airport "

That is a fantastic and utterly terrifying movie

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Don’t talk about fight club... damn

Oops!

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Don’t take drugs through Istanbul airport

That is a fantastic and utterly terrifying movie

Which film is that?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Sit in the corner - you get the best dancer

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Don’t take drugs through Istanbul airport

That is a fantastic and utterly terrifying movie

Which film is that? "

Midnight express .

Don’t feed after midnight or get it wet . Keep away from bright light .

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

"When drinking Juice or beer from a can the label should always be facing away from you. I assume this is to show the world that you are a person of good taste

In the Chicago One series (PD, Fire and Med) they have fictional alcohol brands which appear in the programs.

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By *ighlander80884Man
over a year ago

Inverness

If you think someone is in the house, or there's a ghost, switch on all the lights, don't run around in the dark!

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Never finish a phonecall with a goodbye.... Always hang up.

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By *eviantgent79Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 23/04/21 22:51:13]

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By *eviantgent79Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Beware of anyone who is overly cultured, well educated and has a penchant for fava beans, and a nice Chianti!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always let the woman go investigate the weird noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never do anything dangerous if it's your last day on the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t take drugs through Istanbul airport

That is a fantastic and utterly terrifying movie

Which film is that?

Midnight express .

Don’t feed after midnight or get it wet . Keep away from bright light .

YES to all of that!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't make Harry's day punk

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By *eedeeseTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

"If you're short a red duffle coat may not be for you ...

haha! x

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

Always use a flashlight, never actually switch on the lights.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

Stay away from scary background music at all times.

If somebody pulls out a violin run for the hills.

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

Oh amd always accept an offer you cant refuse.

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Driving at 88mph only gets you a speeding fine.

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Just because he’s walking after you and you’re running does not mean that he’s not gonna catch you

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don’t go to a club called the Titty Twister.

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

They mostly come out at night... mostly

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By *ivingston funMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Never say you'll be right back

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Never say you'll be right back"

Just "I'll be back".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t feed them after midnight or get them wet

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By *opesnCuffsMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

If someone offers you $1,000,000 to sleep with your wife

Take the money!!!! It's cool.... We all know we would

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Never write a book and look after a hotel when your bairns running about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never write a book and look after a hotel when your bairns running about "

If you do write a book... NEVER do it in a cabin in the snowy mountains with slippy roads and where your neighbour is an ex nurse thats your BIGGEST fan....

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

All cars in chase scenes have more gears than mine.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

It's possible to fire pistols over and over again without ever reloading.

And achieve levels of accuracy despite firing while running, jumping or rolling on the floor.

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