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"Mr Softee might be a secret Viagra supplier (other ED medications are available)." I'm starting to think all these ice cream sellers are in the sex industry now lol | |||
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"One that used to make me chuckle was at Craigmillar in Edinburgh, it was a Chinese Takeaway called Golden Hos." Excellent name lol. Did they have a red light outside? | |||
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"I wouldn't mind Mr Whippy but Mr Softy does not appeal." Now I have a very special whip you might appreciate  | |||
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"I wouldn't mind Mr Whippy but Mr Softy does not appeal." Mr Softy is a challenge, whilst Mr Whippy is a pain in the arse. | |||
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"I wouldn't mind Mr Whippy but Mr Softy does not appeal. Mr Softy is a challenge, whilst Mr Whippy is a pain in the arse. " That sounds about right  | |||
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"Chinese restaurant not too far from me called Shatin. Never bought from it funnily enough!" That definitely is an off-putting name. Perhaps if you're suffering from severe constipation it might be worth a visit! | |||
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"A garage I remember seeing was called “ Tranny’s Scotland “ "Just imagine the paint jobs they did! | |||
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"Holemasters" Lmao sounds like a great place to work. | |||
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"Chinese restaurant not too far from me called Shatin. Never bought from it funnily enough!" Yes, I have seen that. | |||
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"Chinese restaurant not too far from me called Shatin. Never bought from it funnily enough! Yes, I have seen that." Know a few people who use it and think its great | |||
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"Knew a guy who run a Window Blind Company and the back of his van simply said "You're Driving Behind A Blind Man" Someone actually officially complained via Blind Society to trading standards that it was offensive and he was told to change it " How ridiculous. It's not as if they'd see it! | |||
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"There's a company in my town called "The spit roast company" I'm also told that the town of Muff has some clever company names. Muff liquor company and muff diving school for instance. " Excellent. Now they are good ones. | |||
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"Seen a dog walking van the other day called the wee doggers" Maybe it wasn't a dog walking business afterall lol | |||
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"Seen a dog walking van the other day called the wee doggers Maybe it wasn't a dog walking business afterall lol" Should we peak in the windows next time  | |||
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"There's a company in my town called "The spit roast company" I'm also told that the town of Muff has some clever company names. Muff liquor company and muff diving school for instance. " To be fair, I didn’t know there was an alternative meaning for spit roast, until my first ever meet from Fab!  | |||
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"Seen a dog walking van the other day called the wee doggers Maybe it wasn't a dog walking business afterall lol Should we peak in the windows next time "In the interests of clarity, I think we ought to. | |||
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"Shop no longer exists but near Plymouth there use to be Robin Bastard Antiques Dealer" At least they were being honest. | |||
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"There's a company in my town called "The spit roast company" I'm also told that the town of Muff has some clever company names. Muff liquor company and muff diving school for instance. To be fair, I didn’t know there was an alternative meaning for spit roast, until my first ever meet from Fab! "I'd have given you an extra basting ?? | |||
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"Once in Lancashire saw a sandwich/roll shop called "Big Baps", then just a couple of doors down a tanning salon called "Brown Cow" Classy lol" How could anyone resist those? | |||
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"many years ago , in edinburgh there was a take away next to a well known brothel , the take away was called gobble and go , use to crack me up anything i passed it " I wonder how many people went in to the takeaway by mistake lol | |||
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff Mr" I could be happy there lol | |||
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff Mr" Muff is a great wee place I love Muff | |||
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"DIY shop In Callander called Screw it! "Great name. I'm sure I've seen that shop before. | |||
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"Chinese restaurant not too far from me called Shatin. Never bought from it funnily enough!" If it's the one in Bellshill, I've had food from there, and it was lovely lol xx | |||
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"Chinese in Glasgow high street MONG KOK I just think how unfortunate "It does sound like a terrible affliction. | |||
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"There used to be a shop on Tomnahurich St. in Inverness called Bonk and Co. "What a great name. There should be more Bonks. | |||
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"Chinese called the Shat Inn.... couldn't bring myself to order from it. " Sounds really disgusting! | |||
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"Earlier today I saw an Ice Cream Van with the name 'Mr Whippy' emblazoned across it. I suspect that the ice cream selling is a cover for selling fetish items. A little later I saw another Ice Cream Van with the name 'Mr Softee' emblazoned across it. I reckon we'll be giving our business to 'Mr Whippy'. Anyway, to get to the point, what business names have you come across that, perhaps, quite innocently suggest something sexual, rude or just funny. To start with, a few years ago there was a café (I think that's what it was) in Berwick called 'The Clumsy Seagull'! Look up the meaning if you don't know lol" interesting meaning 'clumsy Seagull' what will they come up with next. | |||
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"A garage I remember seeing was called “ Tranny’s Scotland “ "Thought that must be a radio repqir shop | |||
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff Mr" They do have a diving club for anyone that is interested | |||
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff Mr They do have a diving club for anyone that is interested" Lmao they couldn't get away with not having one. | |||
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"Also a Chinese called Bon Appetite..... Francie Boyle has covered the idiocy of it in his stand up. "It is rather ironic lol | |||
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff Mr They do have a diving club for anyone that is interested Lmao they couldn't get away with not having one. " Muff is just over the border from Derry in Co Donegal & I used to go there on business. About 20yrs ago I gave my new accountant my returns for the year and she phoned me up to ask what Muff Services where....That was petrol station & she thought I was taking the piss... | |||
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"Theres a hairdressers in Morecambe called Brutes & Bitches, well there use to be when we lived there 8 years ago, that always made me chuckle "What kind of cut did they give? | |||
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"A pub i greenock called the Hole In the Wa' Was disapointed when all I was asked was if I wanted a pint" I wonder if there are any pubs, or other businesses, called The Glory Hole. | |||
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"In Ireland theres a small town named Muff They have a beauty pageant to find the Muff Queen I knew someone off here from Londonderry/Derry that used to go over the border for cheaper petrol. He told me that the petrol station there was named after the women that ran it, I forget her name so just say it was Karen the sign read Karens Muff Mr They do have a diving club for anyone that is interested Lmao they couldn't get away with not having one. Muff is just over the border from Derry in Co Donegal & I used to go there on business. About 20yrs ago I gave my new accountant my returns for the year and she phoned me up to ask what Muff Services where....That was petrol station & she thought I was taking the piss... " | |||
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