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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

I've always been somewhat disappointed in the range of flavoured condoms. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against flavours such as strawberry and so on.

However, sometimes it's nice to have greater choice. Sometimes you're just in the mood for cheese and onion or a chicken vindaloo.

What flavour would you add to the range?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I’d have thought there’d be a popcorn one but now ( cockporn )

I’ll get ma coat .

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I’d have thought there’d be a popcorn one but now ( cockporn )

I’ll get ma coat . "

Lmao Salted or caramel?

Did you see the cockporn comment in the spoonerisms post? So funny

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I’d have thought there’d be a popcorn one but now ( cockporn )

I’ll get ma coat .

Lmao Salted or caramel?

Did you see the cockporn comment in the spoonerisms post? So funny "

Depends wether folk would sook harder on a salted one or a Carmel one would it not ?

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By *eamDomMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Salt & chilli

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By *ersatile-1Man
over a year ago

stirlingshire

Sardine

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Worcestershire sauce

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

Haggis, neeps and tatties anyone?

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

It could add a whole new meaning to asking someone on a dinner date lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always been somewhat disappointed in the range of flavoured condoms. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against flavours such as strawberry and so on.

However, sometimes it's nice to have greater choice. Sometimes you're just in the mood for cheese and onion or a chicken vindaloo.

What flavour would you add to the range? "

Came across strawberry ones recently and when u open ffs

Definitely strawberry ??

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I've always been somewhat disappointed in the range of flavoured condoms. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against flavours such as strawberry and so on.

However, sometimes it's nice to have greater choice. Sometimes you're just in the mood for cheese and onion or a chicken vindaloo.

What flavour would you add to the range?

Came across strawberry ones recently and when u open ffs

Definitely strawberry ??"

Can you imagine if Walkers and Durex merged? There'd be some great ones then.

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Maybe like Willie Wonkas bubble gum. You could get a 3 course meal!

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Maybe like Willie Wonkas bubble gum. You could get a 3 course meal! "

And you could blow great bubbles with them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always remember in prestwick airport toilets there was a condom machine selling whisky flavoured condoms, fair enough welcome to scotland

The thing i remember though isnat the bottom of the machine for these whisky flavoured products it said, dont drink and drive

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Always remember in prestwick airport toilets there was a condom machine selling whisky flavoured condoms, fair enough welcome to scotland

The thing i remember though isnat the bottom of the machine for these whisky flavoured products it said, dont drink and drive "

40% proof alcohol condoms eh?

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

What about KFC flavours

Cock licking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always remember in prestwick airport toilets there was a condom machine selling whisky flavoured condoms, fair enough welcome to scotland

The thing i remember though isnat the bottom of the machine for these whisky flavoured products it said, dont drink and drive

40% proof alcohol condoms eh? "

Brings a whole new meaning to spit or swallow lol

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Always remember in prestwick airport toilets there was a condom machine selling whisky flavoured condoms, fair enough welcome to scotland

The thing i remember though isnat the bottom of the machine for these whisky flavoured products it said, dont drink and drive

40% proof alcohol condoms eh?

Brings a whole new meaning to spit or swallow lol"

Some prefer neat, others on the rocks and some with water etc

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I used the mint ones one night the lady nearly hit the roof

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"I used the mint ones one night the lady nearly hit the roof"

Oops!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Surely someone on scotland must have thought of IRN BRU flavour

Especially with a twist on the old classic advert "made in scotland from girders"

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I used the mint ones one night the lady nearly hit the roof

Oops! "

Least it wasn't Chilli

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Surely someone on scotland must have thought of IRN BRU flavour

Especially with a twist on the old classic advert "made in scotland from girders""

The girders would ensure extra rigidity.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Surely someone on scotland must have thought of IRN BRU flavour

Especially with a twist on the old classic advert "made in scotland from girders"

The girders would ensure extra rigidity. "

Or

Irn bru condoms made in Scotland to go over scotish girders..

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Advertising and marketing could have a field day..

One size fits all in scotland....

Though smmallers sizes available for export south of the border..

Not sure if memory playing tricks

Have I seen tartan condoms in vending machines in gents toilets in scotland

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By *orders Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Kelso


"Advertising and marketing could have a field day..

One size fits all in scotland....

Though smmallers sizes available for export south of the border..

Not sure if memory playing tricks

Have I seen tartan condoms in vending machines in gents toilets in scotland"

Are sizes really smaller when you cross the border? They must be tiny in Wales

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

Haggis neeps and tatties flavour would be interesting....

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By *otrock-cplCouple
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Cockaleeky lol

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Cullen skint

Or even

Clouty dumpling

Flavours

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Advertising and marketing could have a field day..

One size fits all in scotland....

Though smmallers sizes available for export south of the border..

Not sure if memory playing tricks

Have I seen tartan condoms in vending machines in gents toilets in scotland

Are sizes really smaller when you cross the border? They must be tiny in Wales "

Hey up I thought us celts were mates and enjoyed digs at our mutual neighbours

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