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"I’d have thought there’d be a popcorn one but now ( cockporn ) I’ll get ma coat . " Lmao Salted or caramel? Did you see the cockporn comment in the spoonerisms post? So funny | |||
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"I’d have thought there’d be a popcorn one but now ( cockporn ) I’ll get ma coat . Lmao Salted or caramel? Did you see the cockporn comment in the spoonerisms post? So funny " Depends wether folk would sook harder on a salted one or a Carmel one would it not ? | |||
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"I've always been somewhat disappointed in the range of flavoured condoms. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against flavours such as strawberry and so on. However, sometimes it's nice to have greater choice. Sometimes you're just in the mood for cheese and onion or a chicken vindaloo. What flavour would you add to the range? Came across strawberry ones recently and when u open ffs Definitely strawberry ??" Can you imagine if Walkers and Durex merged? There'd be some great ones then. | |||
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"Maybe like Willie Wonkas bubble gum. You could get a 3 course meal! " And you could blow great bubbles with them too. | |||
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"Always remember in prestwick airport toilets there was a condom machine selling whisky flavoured condoms, fair enough welcome to scotland The thing i remember though isnat the bottom of the machine for these whisky flavoured products it said, dont drink and drive " 40% proof alcohol condoms eh? | |||
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"Always remember in prestwick airport toilets there was a condom machine selling whisky flavoured condoms, fair enough welcome to scotland The thing i remember though isnat the bottom of the machine for these whisky flavoured products it said, dont drink and drive 40% proof alcohol condoms eh? " Brings a whole new meaning to spit or swallow lol | |||
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"Always remember in prestwick airport toilets there was a condom machine selling whisky flavoured condoms, fair enough welcome to scotland The thing i remember though isnat the bottom of the machine for these whisky flavoured products it said, dont drink and drive 40% proof alcohol condoms eh? Brings a whole new meaning to spit or swallow lol" Some prefer neat, others on the rocks and some with water etc | |||
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"I used the mint ones one night the lady nearly hit the roof" Oops! | |||
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"I used the mint ones one night the lady nearly hit the roof Oops! " Least it wasn't Chilli | |||
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"Surely someone on scotland must have thought of IRN BRU flavour Especially with a twist on the old classic advert "made in scotland from girders"" The girders would ensure extra rigidity. | |||
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"Surely someone on scotland must have thought of IRN BRU flavour Especially with a twist on the old classic advert "made in scotland from girders" The girders would ensure extra rigidity. " Or Irn bru condoms made in Scotland to go over scotish girders.. | |||
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"Advertising and marketing could have a field day.. One size fits all in scotland.... Though smmallers sizes available for export south of the border.. Not sure if memory playing tricks Have I seen tartan condoms in vending machines in gents toilets in scotland" Are sizes really smaller when you cross the border? They must be tiny in Wales | |||
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"Advertising and marketing could have a field day.. One size fits all in scotland.... Though smmallers sizes available for export south of the border.. Not sure if memory playing tricks Have I seen tartan condoms in vending machines in gents toilets in scotland Are sizes really smaller when you cross the border? They must be tiny in Wales " Hey up I thought us celts were mates and enjoyed digs at our mutual neighbours | |||
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