FabSwingers.com forum: Spoonerisms

By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

Word play can be a lot of fun, especially for all those cunning linguists out there.

One of my favourite types is the spoonerism where letter or letters are transposed between words.

For example, if you refer to someone as a 'shining wit', in spoonerism terms, you're calling them a 'whining shit'.

What are your favourite spoonerisms or what amusing ones can you think of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like florncakes for breakfast and my sons friend genuinely said to me one day he loved cockporn...

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By *eviantgent79Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot

As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

Cockporn

A variation is cop porn. That probably exists too.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot

As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol

I can just imagine the hilarity lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot

As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol

I can just imagine the hilarity lmao"

All good natured of course ... ooooo cop porn (looks oot cuffs)

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot

As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol

I can just imagine the hilarity lmao

All good natured of course ... ooooo cop porn (looks oot cuffs)

You pinky curve!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend at work used to favour "smucking fart" which had kinda stuck with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That great Dickens classic

The sale of two titties

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Wish someone would pop round and sick my duck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have heard a child screaming for cockporn at the cinema, his poor dad went completely beetroot

As was my sons friend... amid gales of very unsympathetic laughter, nae mercy in our house with things like that lol

I can just imagine the hilarity lmao

All good natured of course ... ooooo cop porn (looks oot cuffs)

You pinky curve! "

Mebbe a wee bit as I’m now pinkily curving Jimbob and his sick duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is giving me, Drain Bamage

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I friend often uses the expression ‘pat ma shants’

Some would say she was a Cupid stunt.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Not a spoonerism, but I do have a habit of reading words backwards. When asked for a password for a Burton account many moons back, the lass behind the counter looked at me nonplussed when I announced "Nut rub". Her surprise dissipated, but only a touch, after I spelt it - correctly this time.

She probably thought it was some kind of partyboob.

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By *implyJayGeeMan
over a year ago

Garthamlock

Air in the hands motherstickers... this is a fuck up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a spoonerism, but I do have a habit of reading words backwards. When asked for a password for a Burton account many moons back, the lass behind the counter looked at me nonplussed when I announced "Nut rub". Her surprise dissipated, but only a touch, after I spelt it - correctly this time.

She probably thought it was some kind of partyboob. "

Yrev ynnuf Tsiugnilgninnucami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corey Tunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Corey Tunts

Hahaha

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By *he LocksmithMan
over a year ago

stirling

Corey tunts are filly suckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish someone would pop round and sick my duck. "

You'll be wanting someone to sack your cook too no doubt...?

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"That great Dickens classic

The sale of two titties

Excellent. That's one I will refer to from now

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Wish someone would pop round and sick my duck. "

Yeuch, sounds disgusting lol

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

"Corey Tunts

Applause

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Air in the hands motherstickers... this is a fuck up"

In the words of the robber under the affluence of incohol.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Corey tunts are filly suckers! "

Filly suckers works well. The other part doesn't unless there's such a word as tunt. I'd better look it up before I criticise lol

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Corey Tunts

Applause

I'm definitely planning on voting Tory now.

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

"Corey Tunts

Applause

I'm definitely planning on voting Tory now. "

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Anyone fancy cucking my sock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have have a terrible habit of saying things frack to bunt especially when getting up close and personal with a cunning stunt

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Anyone fancy cucking my sock?"

Lmao what a thought. Would the other sock watch?

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"I have have a terrible habit of saying things frack to bunt especially when getting up close and personal with a cunning stunt"

I used to know a girl called Carey Hunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Anyone fancy cucking my sock?

Lmao what a thought. Would the other sock watch? "

Yup. Sat there with a shoe horn.

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By *orders Couple OP Couple
over a year ago

Kelso

"Anyone fancy cucking my sock?

Lmao what a thought. Would the other sock watch?

Yup. Sat there with a shoe horn. "

Lmao

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