FabSwingers.com forum: slagging match

By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I fancy a slagging match. It shouldn't get closed because its in good humour.

So someone come give me your best insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wallpaper is minging.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Well, I would, but I really don't want to get into a battle of wits with someone who's totally unarmed

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Says a "mature" woman who's probably forgotten why she's here in the first place

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Says a "mature" woman who's probably forgotten why she's here in the first place"

Is that the best you can do...... You should go home, your village has reported its idiot missing

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sometimes the old ones are the best, sometimes they are crap. & I don't just mean the jokes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would happily join in, but it would probably vanish so i am taking a back seat seeing as i am nice

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Sometimes the old ones are the best, sometimes they are crap. & I don't just mean the jokes...."

One day you might shock me, and say something intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna read this and steal the material... But have seen better insults in 'The Broons'

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

So says someone who hasn't used more than 2 brain cells at once for goodness knows how long. Your last thought died of loneliness

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I was gonna read this and steal the material... But have seen better insults in 'The Broons'

Away & grow some hairs on your chest & stop trying to attract paedos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So says someone who hasn't used more than 2 brain cells at once for goodness knows how long. Your last thought died of loneliness"

Due to a lack of thought provoking comments... Not gonna waste my awesomeness on someone with the wit of a daffodil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was gonna read this and steal the material... But have seen better insults in 'The Broons'

Away & grow some hairs on your chest & stop trying to attract paedos"

Aww you feeling an attraction to my smooth chest?? Sicko

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

So if I was bi, that would make me a sicko? Nice, I thought acceptance was expected these days. But apparently you can't deal with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10,000 sperm, and you got there first??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10,000 sperm, and you got there first??"

Prime example of why swallowing is the safer option

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yeah, I beat 9999 sperm. You were the only one in the race & your dad was lucky to produce that many

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

You only beat them cos you were born in a test tube

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

At least I don't look like I was cobbled together with leftover bits from the local slaughterhouse

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Better than looking like Gary Glitter on smack

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not what you said last night when you were begging me to let you pay me so you could give me a bj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You my friend are the perfect argument against test tube babies..... Living proof of how wrong scientific experimentation can turn out

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Id rather be a slightly incomplete scientific breakthrough than the very last barnaclr encrusted scraping from the genetic barrel

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

And you were the sewer rat she was having an affair with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id rather be a slightly incomplete scientific breakthrough than the very last barnaclr encrusted scraping from the genetic barrel"

With aims and ambitions that low its no wonder you turned out the way you did

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

"Not what you said last night when you were begging me to let you pay me so you could give me a bj"

Aye well i did ask for a refund afterwards so i could use the money to get me some antibiotics after having that foul cock in my mouth

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not what you said last night when you were begging me to let you pay me so you could give me a bj

Aye well i did ask for a refund afterwards so i could use the money to get me some antibiotics after having that foul cock in my mouth

No way were you getting money back, not after you drooled that green goo on my cock. Seriously, what the hell was that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To quote R Lee Emery

looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

That Green Drool was your semen love!

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Naw, you never sucked me long enough for me to cum, & I didn't appreciate the use of your teeth, you'd think you'd know how to do it by now having sucked every guy within a 100 mile radius

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

I learned from you... You are my idol.. Just a shame that there are less men in my 100 mile radius than yours... I hear you sucked so many cocks you got lock jaw

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No no, I don't suck cocks. I chuck rocks. Your ears were too full of semen from an old man's bukkake party to hear me right & you heard what you wanted to hear

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"No no, I don't suck cocks. I chuck rocks. Your ears were too full of semen from an old man's bukkake party to hear me right & you heard what you wanted to hear"

I'd call you a c*nt, but you really don't have the depth or warmth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no, I don't suck cocks. I chuck rocks. Your ears were too full of semen from an old man's bukkake party to hear me right & you heard what you wanted to hear

I'd call you a c*nt, but you really don't have the depth or warmth "

Yeah that and the fact that a c*nt is useful

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

At the risk of notching up ban numero 7 i will live to fight another day on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has school term started already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best insult ever:

"I'm not saying you are a slut, but your rape alarm has a snooze button"

Credit to Mr Adam Kay!

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

No I don't hate you... I just hope your next period comes in a tank of sharks!

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