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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Open to everyone...

If you could get yer mitts on any one Scot, dead or alive, who would you ravish?

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Rachel Riley or Michelle Keegan

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

Sam heugh

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

Sam Heughan

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

[Removed by poster at 07/04/21 09:03:30]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That raspberry lassie i hear shes a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laura Fraser

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by


"Sam Heughan "

Great minds think alike

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By *tellaartoisCouple
over a year ago

Roscommon


"That raspberry lassie i hear shes a cracker "

Definitely

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

Karen Gillan and Gerogie Lyall

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission. "

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!"

Oh - you meant past or present?

That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!"

Some folk would get more offers if they were deid

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Joanna Vanderham, Naomi Scott (cheating a bit, but she is a Scott), and Amy Manson (as Merida). I was gonna choose Karen Gillan as my red-head, but I'd only get grief from Dr When.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Joanna Vanderham, Naomi Scott (cheating a bit, but she is a Scott), and Amy Manson (as Merida). I was gonna choose Karen Gillan as my red-head, but I'd only get grief from Dr When. "

Just realised I chose Merida and Princess Jasmine. Probably on the wrong thread here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!

Oh - you meant past or present?

That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped. "

I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in

Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!

Oh - you meant past or present?

That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.

I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in

Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day "

Another kink observed and ticked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!

Oh - you meant past or present?

That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.

I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in

Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day

Another kink observed and ticked off. "

Nae “observing” am no intae that, you either join in or get yer own dead person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kelly McDonald had a crush on her since first trainspotting movie

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!

Oh - you meant past or present?

That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.

I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in

Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day

Another kink observed and ticked off.

Nae “observing” am no intae that, you either join in or get yer own dead person "

I'm observing the fact a person (you) have that kink - I don't won't to watch you performing your morbid secrets, FFS! Each to their own, though. Nae kink-shaming here. Live and let the living shag the dead, I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judith Ralston and Jackie Bird at the same time, in a sexy threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!

Oh - you meant past or present?

That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.

I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in

Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day

Another kink observed and ticked off.

Nae “observing” am no intae that, you either join in or get yer own dead person

I'm observing the fact a person (you) have that kink - I don't won't to watch you performing your morbid secrets, FFS! Each to their own, though. Nae kink-shaming here. Live and let the living shag the dead, I say. "

That’s exactly what a kinky observer would say

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'm following this thread purely to see who, if anyone, wants to pump a dead Scottish person. I've observed a vast array of kinks in my time here, but necrophilia is a glaring omission.

Sean Connery in his Bond days....for instance!

How about i murder you and we see if you get some volunteers!

Oh - you meant past or present?

That's actually quite tempting. Could you ask around first, though? Dae fancy dying and then no even getting pumped.

I guess you'd have an impressive stiffy so am in

Also would have had Sean in his young or auld day

Another kink observed and ticked off.

Nae “observing” am no intae that, you either join in or get yer own dead person

I'm observing the fact a person (you) have that kink - I don't won't to watch you performing your morbid secrets, FFS! Each to their own, though. Nae kink-shaming here. Live and let the living shag the dead, I say.

That’s exactly what a kinky observer would say "

Touché!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed. "

You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.

You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!"

I'd like to thank both Ima and Regina for a good giggle and state for the record that I am unashamed full stop

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.

You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!

I'd like to thank both Ima and Regina for a good giggle and state for the record that I am unashamed full stop "

Aww Red....for the record, I’d let you share Sean with me!

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By *exy n up 4 itCouple
over a year ago

western isles


"Rachel Riley or Michelle Keegan"

Are they Scots?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.

You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!

I'd like to thank both Ima and Regina for a good giggle and state for the record that I am unashamed full stop

Aww Red....for the record, I’d let you share Sean with me! "

Oooaft if only lovely lol xx

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Rachel Riley or Michelle Keegan

Are they Scots?"

Nope!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'd like to apologise on behalf of Flirt69 for this thread being completely derailed.

You did that yourself when you didn’t answer the question correctly!!!!"

I was merely attention seeking, by both trying to make another forum user look bad, and by showing my incredible wit and knowledge of kinky-fuckery.

I wound up with no profile views, no messages, someone offering to pump me - but only if I was deid, and to top it off you kicked me when I was down!

No even a bloody wink!

This forum doesni deserve me.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Michelle Mone She is lovely and started a lingerie empire what more could I ask for .

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham


"Rachel Riley or Michelle Keegan

Are they Scots?

Nope!"

So annoying when people do that

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By *he Regina Phalange OP   Woman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Rachel Riley or Michelle Keegan

Are they Scots?

Nope!

So annoying when people do that"

You think? Why get your knickers in a twist?

Sit down and count to ten.........breathe!

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By *implyJayGeeMan
over a year ago

Garthamlock

The girl in the Scottish children’s lottery advert... canny mind her name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicola Sturgeon and Jackie Baillie, at the same time, in a sexy threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subo

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd like a Gerard butler n Sam heughan sandwich

K

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Nicola Sturgeon and Jackie Baillie, at the same time, in a sexy threesome "

They would rip you apart. Bringing it right back to the dead topic

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I'd like a Gerard butler n Sam heughan sandwich

K"

This has descended into a farce. Necrophilia, murder, and now cannibalism!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not a celeb and unlikely anyone would know him. I've had my mits on him several times and long for more.

I'd step over anyone to get to him!

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By *unnycunnylinguistMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Jennifer reoch, Amy McDonald, the blonde stv newsreader, Carole smilie, dawn Steele, Mrs tonic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Mcavoy and Gerard Butler and Kevin McKidd

Kelly McDonald, Karen Gillan and Sandi Thom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy Manson

Katy Townsend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gail Porter

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley


"I'd like a Gerard butler n Sam heughan sandwich

K"

Def this.

Along with James McAvoy for extra

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By *riti PearWoman
over a year ago

Paisley


"Sam Heughan

Great minds think alike "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read somewhere that Isla Fisher’s parents are Scottish so she is easily top of the list for me. Failing that, Susan Boyle is in with a shout...

Also, this isn’t part of the question but James McAvoy seems like a top lad to go for a pint with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon and Jackie Baillie, at the same time, in a sexy threesome

They would rip you apart. Bringing it right back to the dead topic "

Well there goes my fun

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I read somewhere that Isla Fisher’s parents are Scottish so she is easily top of the list for me. Failing that, Susan Boyle is in with a shout...

Also, this isn’t part of the question but James McAvoy seems like a top lad to go for a pint with! "

Didn't realise Isla Fisher was Scottishish. Maybe we could trade? - It is a swinging site after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read somewhere that Isla Fisher’s parents are Scottish so she is easily top of the list for me. Failing that, Susan Boyle is in with a shout...

Also, this isn’t part of the question but James McAvoy seems like a top lad to go for a pint with!

Didn't realise Isla Fisher was Scottishish. Maybe we could trade? - It is a swinging site after all. "

Trade?! Mate, get involved! I’m sure she could manage the two of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read somewhere that Isla Fisher’s parents are Scottish so she is easily top of the list for me. Failing that, Susan Boyle is in with a shout...

Also, this isn’t part of the question but James McAvoy seems like a top lad to go for a pint with! "

James McAvoy sister, Joy McAvoy is on my list ,, also an actress...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isla fisher originally from Bathgate!

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By *leeperMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not sure am enjoying the thread tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flora MacDonald

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Natalie Robb

Kirstie Gallagher

Mrs D

Together would be awesome, I’d even be happy to just watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amy McDonald just something about her that does it for me

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Claire Grogan or anyone of the lassies of the tennants cans ...proviso they are scottish

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By *ald EagleMan
over a year ago

Alloa

Lana Wolf

Georgie Lyall

Ashley Ryder

Amanda Randall

Caty Cole

Jennifer Keelings

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anne Lundon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judith ralston. Especially when she gets the leather on. Had a wee thing for Mary Marquis back in the day, but she must be about 90 now ! Lol

My left field choice and guilty secret is Michelle McManus. Haters need not reply ! Lol

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Helen mirren is still average sexy lady or Rachel from countdown

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