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By *uietbloke67 OP   Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Ok ...squeeze eggs into some sexual innundo ..Carry on style.

How do you like yours in the morning . Fried or fertilsed

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ok ...squeeze eggs into some sexual innundo ..Carry on style.

How do you like yours in the morning . Fried or fertilsed

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Just had a poached egg with black pudding bacon and a muffin. Delicious.

Is muffin an innuendo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been biting and licking all day

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Everyone likes to dip until the cream runs out...

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming. "

That’s a thorny subject .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love dipping my toy soldier in a hot yolk!

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming.

That’s a thorny subject . "

I'll probably get crucified for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming.

That’s a thorny subject .

I'll probably get crucified for it. "

You both nailed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting laid at Easter is cracking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting laid at Easter is cracking "

It’s eggsellent

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming.

That’s a thorny subject .

I'll probably get crucified for it.

You both nailed it "

As long as folk aren’t cross .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming.

That’s a thorny subject .

I'll probably get crucified for it.

You both nailed it

As long as folk aren’t cross . "

Or, to be frank, incensed.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming.

That’s a thorny subject .

I'll probably get crucified for it.

You both nailed it

As long as folk aren’t cross .

Or, to be frank, incensed. "

Oh murrr .

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming.

That’s a thorny subject .

I'll probably get crucified for it.

You both nailed it

As long as folk aren’t cross .

Or, to be frank, incensed.

Oh murrr . "

Thur's been a myrrhdur

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Jesus used to love orgasms - he'd spend the whole day shooting his bolt if he could. Since the stakes were raised, though, he hasn't spent a second coming.

That’s a thorny subject .

I'll probably get crucified for it.

You both nailed it

As long as folk aren’t cross .

Or, to be frank, incensed.

Oh murrr .

Thur's been a myrrhdur"

Aye our posts are pure mmuuurrrddeeer .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ is risen today - and all the hookers in Nazareth clap their hands with glee

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Scrambled with tomato sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrambled eggs, which I had today for lunch with toast x

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You yoke are pure mental.

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By *methyst4UWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

Love to stick my tongue in and lick it slowly

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