FabSwingers.com forum: April fools

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It’s 2 o’clock in the afternoon and I’ve only just realised it’s April fools day!!!!

Well I ballsed that one up.

Did anyone catch anyone with a good one today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

I really hope you didn't fall for that one!? The old ones are the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

I really hope you didn't fall for that one!? The old ones are the best. "

Oddly enough that's what a lot of people tell me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes"

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught and was caught...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I caught and was caught...

Oh look! The other half of Harry Enfield's sketch has shown up!

Young mannnnn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I caught and was caught...

Oh look! The other half of Harry Enfield's sketch has shown up!

Young mannnnn!"

FLIRT!!!!! Get over here....noo!

Bring the cattle prod....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved "

Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I caught and was caught...

Oh look! The other half of Harry Enfield's sketch has shown up!

Young mannnnn!"

Is that what you young uns call humour, I’ll stick with the Good Life and George and Mildred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I caught and was caught...

Oh look! The other half of Harry Enfield's sketch has shown up!

Young mannnnn!

FLIRT!!!!! Get over here....noo!

Bring the cattle prod....

Yes Ma’am ... (you’re in trouble noo Ima lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved

Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...

I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved

Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...

I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way "

It's not local lingo, it's from a bygone era.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved

Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...

I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way

It's not local lingo, it's from a bygone era. "

Yup still not giving away much there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved

Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...

I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way "

Beg pardon... it's Fifese for slippers. Baffies? Not universal parlance? Shocked.... Sunday baffies would be for special. Probably ornate slippers of a non everyday nature.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved

Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...

I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way

Beg pardon... it's Fifese for slippers. Baffies? Not universal parlance? Shocked.... Sunday baffies would be for special. Probably ornate slippers of a non everyday nature.

Yeah that’s clarity right there. Not a word we use in Falkirk at all but thanks for clarifying that up. I will sleep easier tonight now

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved

Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...

I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way

Beg pardon... it's Fifese for slippers. Baffies? Not universal parlance? Shocked.... Sunday baffies would be for special. Probably ornate slippers of a non everyday nature.

Want wae nae holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a good one in the lounge this morning Facebook has purchased fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh Wee Shoofty, you're just down the road from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone superglued my Zimmer frame to the lino. God, how I laughed...

Was it someone or was it the cat? I don’t trust cats they have shifty eyes

I know what you mean...she's got a very nonchalant air about her today and sticky paws.

Hmmm and I bet when you asked she just stared back at you and never moved

Well...she moved six feet in the air actually and shot out the window followed by one of my Sunday best baffies...

I have no idea what a Sunday baffie is. We don’t use that word through my way

Beg pardon... it's Fifese for slippers. Baffies? Not universal parlance? Shocked.... Sunday baffies would be for special. Probably ornate slippers of a non everyday nature.

Want wae nae holes

I tend to go for myouls, Steph. Then ma big toe nail can't machete a hole in them. Wee Shoofty tip there....

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

I told the kids that the Easter Holidays had been cancelled as they had to catch up on missed learning at school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told the kids that the Easter Holidays had been cancelled as they had to catch up on missed learning at school! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got someone in work that the new scotland tops were sponsored by irn bru and tunnocks

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

My favourite has been Frank Bruno announcing a comeback fight against Tyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats "April Fools day" ?

never heard of it

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I told the kids that the Easter Holidays had been cancelled as they had to catch up on missed learning at school! "

This is true for my son, sadly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are

Was it me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are

Was it me???

No... someone more cunning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are

Was it me???

No... someone more cunning

More cunning! I didn't think that was possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are

Was it me???

No... someone more cunning

More cunning! I didn't think that was possible!

Oh she’s clever, clever and cunning are similar... like who and when lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are

Was it me???

No... someone more cunning

More cunning! I didn't think that was possible!

Oh she’s clever, clever and cunning are similar... like who and when lol x"

I'm intrigued who this cunning person is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A certain person on here got me good.... you know who you are

Was it me???

No... someone more cunning

More cunning! I didn't think that was possible!

Oh she’s clever, clever and cunning are similar... like who and when lol x

I'm intrigued who this cunning person is!"

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1139111

Kinda worked

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