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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So your just off the phone from lottery HQ , they've confirmed your winning ticket and your £5 million will be in the bank by 9am next morning.

What's the first 3 things you do now. ?

1 Open the bubbly

2 zoom call to family

3 Book 5 penthouses and flights to Newyork for family where we can discuss the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open bottle

Don’t tell anyone

Go on extended holiday lol

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Opne champagne

Pack in work

Weekend at stobbo to let it sink in

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

1. Immediately pay for the new build I reserved

2. Buy a house for my brother

3. Buy a nice villa in the south of France for my french gran to live in and for the family to visit throughout the year (after covid) .

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Call my kids & tell them I'm paying off their mortgages.

Put a fund by for my grandchildren.

Start looking for a new home of my own.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Is there an emoji for a trail of dust ?

Separate place for Stephanie time , retire . Make sure family are ok then travel .

Dreams are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way. "

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do . "

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra "

I know the last thing on that wish list is a date with me, your just to shy to say it in the forums .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra

I know the last thing on that wish list is a date with me, your just to shy to say it in the forums . "

Your half right, I’m very very VERY shy everyone says so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, Let close family and loved ones know they will be looked after

2, Open a bottle of beer

3, Get someone to phone my work to say I had died, hopefully they'll send a nice card and a whip round.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Probably:

Nearly keel over in shock,

Babble down the phone to my parents incoherently,

Pull myself together to pour a G&T

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

1. Go down the winchester

2. Have a cold pint

3. Wait for covid to blow over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1, Let close family and loved ones know they will be looked after

2, Open a bottle of beer

3, Get someone to phone my work to say I had died, hopefully they'll send a nice card and a whip round."

Like number 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Book flights

2. Tell the important people

3. Delete fab

4. Disappear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1. Book flights

2. Tell the important people

3. Delete fab

4. Disappear"

I will await your call from number 2 then

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

1. Pick myself off the floor

2. Go and sit somewhere with a view to think

3. Have a word with myself not to be a dick and use the money wisely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Book flights

2. Tell the important people

3. Delete fab

4. Disappear"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Book flights

2. Tell the important people

3. Delete fab

4. Disappear"

I’d change 3. To Buy Fab and 4. To make Mrs Doggy REappear

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By *wazuluMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *wazuluMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

1. It's a scam

2. Hang up

3. Block the number

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

1 move out the city to the countryside

2 buy a new car

3 give some money to a good cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Order a Kebab, mixed.

2. Crack open my champagne that HST sits there.

3. Phone my boss and tell hi I’m sick. Get 6 months full sick pay lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy fab and block you for being a serial grasser and getting ppl banned cos am a devil lol

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

You send for me for advice. A friend in need is a pain in the arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd buy fab and block you for being a serial grasser and getting ppl banned cos am a devil lol "

You mean for reporting posts like this . There's always someone looking to spoil threads .

Won't report this , hopefully it stays so people can see some people's nature's in the forums.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Pack in work..

Don't tell anybody..

Build on the dreams..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Go down the winchester

2. Have a cold pint

3. Wait for covid to blow over"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. Book flights

2. Tell the important people

3. Delete fab

4. Disappear

I’d change 3. To Buy Fab and 4. To make Mrs Doggy REappear "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firstly have a wank first definitely won't plan anything else untill I'm working with a clear head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live one more day as normal and decide where I would build hotel fab!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Gutted never won the near 99 million

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By *ighlander80884Man
over a year ago

Inverness

I won £3.90, only cost me £10

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By *ets go again!Man
over a year ago

paisley

Tell the important people (the dog)

Have a big party for you fabbers

Disappear to somewhere warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would call my landlord and ask him to sell me our home.

I'd then start project planning all the improvements

I would quit my job and become a property developer.

I'd keep my win as quiet as I could.

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By *illers71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Give away my home in Brittany

Give millions of people a chance

Find a girl who liked pussy ad well as an extra cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would call my landlord and ask him to sell me our home.

I'd then start project planning all the improvements

I would quit my job and become a property developer.

I'd keep my win as quiet as I could.

"

Good plan cinders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay off the mortgage and let my flat

Dont tell anyone

Buy a plot of land

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Immediately plan to move out of this joke of a so called Union.

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Cocaine and hookers... then regret

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Phone work tell them I won’t be back

Look for a House to buy

Then look to invest some money so that I don’t need to work again unless I want to

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Don’t tell the wife, ..

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Busby

Mmmmmmmm

1. Buy quiet cottage in the country

2. Give my daughter £100k a year if she sticks in at Uni

3. Get a li’l squiffy

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra "
Actually it's Arithmetic but lets not split hairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra Actually it's Arithmetic but lets not split hairs "

Ha, that's you told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra Actually it's Arithmetic but lets not split hairs

Ha, that's you told. "

It’s algebra if you use letters to define the unknown element you two, it could also be fractions, I prefer biology if we are discussing subjects though... I got top marks for that at school

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra Actually it's Arithmetic but lets not split hairs

Ha, that's you told.

It’s algebra if you use letters to define the unknown element you two, it could also be fractions, I prefer biology if we are discussing subjects though... I got top marks for that at school "

You on those mushrooms again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra Actually it's Arithmetic but lets not split hairs

Ha, that's you told.

It’s algebra if you use letters to define the unknown element you two, it could also be fractions, I prefer biology if we are discussing subjects though... I got top marks for that at school

You on those mushrooms again. "

Your such a fun-guy my dear zest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra Actually it's Arithmetic but lets not split hairs

Ha, that's you told.

It’s algebra if you use letters to define the unknown element you two, it could also be fractions, I prefer biology if we are discussing subjects though... I got top marks for that at school

You on those mushrooms again.

Your such a fun-guy my dear zest "

Always such a flirt , flirt .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like everyone else I’d scoop up the family for a celebration to discuss things like new houses and so on. Personally my own needs are fairly modest and I’d really love to make a difference in my community in some way.

You could get some maths lessons , your hopes n dreams only add up to 2 .

You still have 1 more thing you can do .

Cheeky midden, there’s more than one thing in those two things making three things... that’s not just maths that’s algebra Actually it's Arithmetic but lets not split hairs

Ha, that's you told.

It’s algebra if you use letters to define the unknown element you two, it could also be fractions, I prefer biology if we are discussing subjects though... I got top marks for that at school

You on those mushrooms again.

Your such a fun-guy my dear zest

Always such a flirt , flirt .

"

I don't know what you mean darling lol xxx

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I would buy an endless supply of dairy milk first

Second buy an exercise bike with a tv screen on it and a chocolate holder (so I can burn off the calories while i eat)

Pay off my mortgage

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

1,look on fab

2, book a holiday

3, pack my missus bags

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By *avieDriverMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

1) Buy overpriced clothes/cars

2) Move to Chelsea

3) Become a pompous wanker on a reality tv show!

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

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