FabSwingers.com forum: Things kids say . . .

By *olly Gentle Giant OP Man
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Grand daughter asks me the other night, "what's spin the bottle?" wtf. She only 13. Any awkward questions you been asked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grand daughter asks me the other night, "what's spin the bottle?" wtf. She only 13. Any awkward questions you been asked? "

Whats Fabswingers?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my niece, who was 8 at the time, had been learning about girls and periods.. and asked me while on a busy street " when you get a period and the egg comes out, doesn't the shell crack?" lol

fast forward till she's 15 and asks me (in tesco) "have you ever had a 69?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my niece, who was 8 at the time, had been learning about girls and periods.. and asked me while on a busy street " when you get a period and the egg comes out, doesn't the shell crack?" lol

fast forward till she's 15 and asks me (in tesco) "have you ever had a 69?" "

that implies it's not been asked yet, but it has lol... she's now 22

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Are we there yet ? 5 mins into an hour journey

What time is it ? then asks again every 5 minutes

Can we face time whilst sitting next to each other wtf lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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Oppps I misread the the first time lol most awkward one I heard was when my friends father inlaw died and her son first saw his gran the first thing he said to her was gran are you bappy now gramps has died cause you always said he was crabbit anyway whoops

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

'What are bogey's and where do they come from?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'What are bogey's and where do they come from?'

you mean you don't know??? the bogeyman brings them x

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"'What are bogey's and where do they come from?'

you mean you don't know??? the bogeyman brings them x"

Well, i said it was mucus off your lungs and it's actually been proven to be good for you if you eat them too! Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"'What are bogey's and where do they come from?'

you mean you don't know??? the bogeyman brings them x

Well, i said it was mucus off your lungs and it's actually been proven to be good for you if you eat them too! Lol"
Ewwww gross lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

If you think that is gross MissD, a child i work with said to me yesterday. I love the crunchy, hard bits! Oh dear lord give me strength.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If you think that is gross MissD, a child i work with said to me yesterday. I love the crunchy, hard bits! Oh dear lord give me strength.

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Boakkkkkkkkkkkkk

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If you think that is gross MissD, a child i work with said to me yesterday. I love the crunchy, hard bits! Oh dear lord give me strength.

Yum yum yum....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If you think that is gross MissD, a child i work with said to me yesterday. I love the crunchy, hard bits! Oh dear lord give me strength.

Yum yum yum...."
ewwwww im not reading this post any more lol

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

You need a strong stomach when working with kids Miss.D

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Do recall being told by my young son that his mum said I was to tell him what condoms are.

After a fairly lengthy discussion about the birds and bees, contraception and STDs I got a totally bemused look.

This was followed by "thanks dad, but what has this to do with cooking?"

He was going camping with the BBs and his job was to bring the condiments!!

Ah well, at least he had a story to tell!

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

the other night our little one said to Larry "wow daddy, you have a big tadger"

All Larry could think was "thanks son"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do recall being told by my young son that his mum said I was to tell him what condoms are.

After a fairly lengthy discussion about the birds and bees, contraception and STDs I got a totally bemused look.

This was followed by "thanks dad, but what has this to do with cooking?"

He was going camping with the BBs and his job was to bring the condiments!!

Ah well, at least he had a story to tell!

reminds me of the lad who came home from schhol asked his minister dad where he came from.

the good reverend being of presbyterian tradition was somewhat taken aback but told the birds n bees etc.

son ays - geee thanks dad - it was just weee jonny in oor class came fae \Stirling - I was just wondering where I was fae!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the other night our little one said to Larry "wow daddy, you have a big tadger"

All Larry could think was "thanks son"

And you thought - yip, you got that one right lol

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

When your 7 year old daughter asks loudly in ASDA - "What's a lesbian? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your 1 1/5 year-old announces loudly "You did it daddy! You screwed my pussy!" you are very relieved to be in the house.

(I'd just changed the batteries in her toy cat before anyone thinks of reporting me)

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

My Daughter who must have been about 5ish while sitting in shopping trolley, not with me but her gran, was asked by shopper next in line how she got all the bruises on her legs below her knees!!! She replied "My daddy hits me with a hammer!!!!"

Needless to say her gran had to very quickly explain that she had infact been learning to ride her bike the previous day and the marks on her legs were where the peddles kept hitting her. Thankfully that was about 15 years ago, had it been today I would have been in front of a judge with no hope of parole even tho totally innocent.

Daz

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