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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there a particular comedy sketch that no matter how many times you see it, still has you on the floor? One that is so memorable it's become part of your life?

For me it's the "Two Soups" Victoria Wood sketch with Julie Walters as the aged waitress. "Nanna, do two soups" is often heard from my grandsons. As I get older it's getting easier and easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del Boy wine bar gets me every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four Candles ~ ‘Andles for forks The Two Ronnie and too many moments from Only Fools.

Triggers broom and Del falling through the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Ronnies* even lol. Also Basil giving his car “a damn good thrashing” in Fawlty Towers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Del Boy wine bar gets me every time!"

That's an absolute classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two Ronnies* even lol. Also Basil giving his car “a damn good thrashing” in Fawlty Towers "
yea a a classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Four Candles ~ ‘Andles for forks The Two Ronnie and too many moments from Only Fools.

Triggers broom and Del falling through the bar "

"O's"...

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By *ixedMan
over a year ago

blackley, manchester

Victoria Wood - Kitty - I’m a radical feminist lesbian - I thought, what would the Queen Mum do - we shall have fog by tea time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del boy and Rodney driving in France,talking about food. Del Boy "i wonder what French is for Duck a l,orange" Rodney "its Canard" Del Boy "no need for that language Rodney I know its difficult!! Or near that anyways lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Victoria Wood - Kitty - I’m a radical feminist lesbian - I thought, what would the Queen Mum do - we shall have fog by tea time"

Kitty was one of my favourite characters. The fabulous Patricia Routeledge.

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By *ixedMan
over a year ago

blackley, manchester

Do dogs go to heaven - hello Katie - no, they don’t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

April 18, Jim Jeffries... If you know, you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"April 18, Jim Jeffries... If you know, you know "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Laurel & Hardy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything by Laurel & Hardy..

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In the silent era?

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

There's a few comedy moments that linger but one that always stuck was a sketch by "Alas, Smith and Jones" about completing the channel tunnel.

The French had finished their end and waiting on their English counterparts to align in the middle but they hadn't even made it past Dover as they were "waiting on a skip".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything by Laurel & Hardy..

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totally agree love the piano,Genius

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

The Rimmer world "experience"

Krytens Monologue when Rimmer is retried

Both from Red Dwarf.

Blackadders running "I have a cunning plan"

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"The Rimmer world "experience"

Krytens Monologue when Rimmer is retried

Both from Red Dwarf.

Blackadders running "I have a cunning plan"

"

This one?

Kryten : I ask the court one key question: Would the Space Core ever have allowed this man to be in a position of authority where he might endanger the entire crew? A man so petty and small minded, he would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship issue condoms. A man of such awesome stupidity...

Rimmer : Objection.

Justice Computer voice : Objection overruled.

Kryten : ...a man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence counsel. An over-zealous, trumped up little squirt...

Rimmer : Objection.

Justice Computer voice : Overruled.

Kryten : ...an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex, who commanded as much respect and affection from his fellow crew members as Long John Silver's parrot.

Rimmer : OBJECTION.

Justice Computer voice : If you object to your own counsel once more Mr. Rimmer, you will be in contempt.

Kryten : Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime; it is also his punishment. The defence rests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gies a squatch o yer fanny sketch in the ice cream truck on Still Game, has me absolutely buckled every time. Just class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gies a squatch o yer fanny sketch in the ice cream truck on Still Game, has me absolutely buckled every time. Just class"

Along with the art in a van. "Nae Reubens the day?"

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Rikki Fulton as Supecop never fails to have me laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SLLOqp1zo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rikki Fulton as Supecop never fails to have me laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SLLOqp1zo"

Enjoyed that but I'd forgotten Mark McManus was no actor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French and Saunders, especially the 2 Old Fat Men

Individually brilliant in The Vicar of Dibley (explaining jokes to Alice lol) and Ab Fab with Jo Lumley as Patsy (the kitchen fire scene)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Connolly doing the lions sketch . Brilliant

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lee Mack and Tim Vines urinal sketch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good guy good guy wank wank good guy wank chewing the fat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lee Mack and Tim Vines urinal sketch."

See to us gals, that seems highly plausible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good guy good guy wank wank good guy wank chewing the fat"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Billy Connolly doing the lions sketch . Brilliant "

Billy never fails.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

either

Linda La Hughes, Gimme Gimme Gimme: Best Comedy Character ever. Any scene

or Nan Taylor, Catherine Tate: Ugly baby episode

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"either

Linda La Hughes, Gimme Gimme Gimme: Best Comedy Character ever. Any scene

or Nan Taylor, Catherine Tate: Ugly baby episode"

Great choices. I remember a rather posh friend of mine being most put out that she had the same sofa as Linda.

As for Nan, my hero. "Innit 'airy"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Billy Connolly doing the lions sketch . Brilliant "

Agnes !!!!!

How to make an audience fall apart laughing with just one word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kevin Bridges- the Bus Stop routine

“Give us a quid or I’ll stab ye”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"either

Linda La Hughes, Gimme Gimme Gimme: Best Comedy Character ever. Any scene

or Nan Taylor, Catherine Tate: Ugly baby episode"

You’ve reminded me of James Dreyfus in The Thin Blue Line. All brilliant characters but loved D.I. Grim and his rants.

“I'm not having you disgracing this station with a load of wishy-washy, diddums, half-cock, up your social worker, foldy-roll 'blame it on society', psycho-sicko-socio-claptrap crap!”

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"The Rimmer world "experience"

Krytens Monologue when Rimmer is retried

Both from Red Dwarf.

Blackadders running "I have a cunning plan"

This one?

Kryten : I ask the court one key question: Would the Space Core ever have allowed this man to be in a position of authority where he might endanger the entire crew? A man so petty and small minded, he would while away his evenings sewing name labels onto his ship issue condoms. A man of such awesome stupidity...

Rimmer : Objection.

Justice Computer voice : Objection overruled.

Kryten : ...a man of such awesome stupidity, he even objects to his own defence counsel. An over-zealous, trumped up little squirt...

Rimmer : Objection.

Justice Computer voice : Overruled.

Kryten : ...an incompetent vending machine repairman with a Napoleon complex, who commanded as much respect and affection from his fellow crew members as Long John Silver's parrot.

Rimmer : OBJECTION.

Justice Computer voice : If you object to your own counsel once more Mr. Rimmer, you will be in contempt.

Kryten : Who would allow this man, this joke of a man, this man who could not outwit a used tea bag, to be in a position where he might endanger the entire crew? Who? Only a yoghurt. This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime; it is also his punishment. The defence rests. "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Ronnie's Fork handles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 Ronnie's Fork handles "
think you mean four candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trigger , same broom for 20 years

It's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles

Del how can it be the same broom

Trigger , course it is here's a picture of it.

Or the batman and Robin scene is hilarious too.

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By *onmacMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Robin williams rant about golf and scotsmen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm really enjoying all your picks folks. It brings it home how much we need a good laugh to help us through the difficult days does it not? Laughter truly is the best medicine.

Another of my favourite unforgettable moments is the Vicar of Dibley jumping in the puddle up to her oxters! Dawn French also had me in stitches anytime she did her impression of Catherine Zita Jones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really enjoying all your picks folks. It brings it home how much we need a good laugh to help us through the difficult days does it not? Laughter truly is the best medicine.

Another of my favourite unforgettable moments is the Vicar of Dibley jumping in the puddle up to her oxters! Dawn French also had me in stitches anytime she did her impression of Catherine Zita Jones. "
What about the 3 Christmas dinners ha brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm really enjoying all your picks folks. It brings it home how much we need a good laugh to help us through the difficult days does it not? Laughter truly is the best medicine.

Another of my favourite unforgettable moments is the Vicar of Dibley jumping in the puddle up to her oxters! Dawn French also had me in stitches anytime she did her impression of Catherine Zita Jones. What about the 3 Christmas dinners ha brilliant!"

That one actually made me feel a bit ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really enjoying all your picks folks. It brings it home how much we need a good laugh to help us through the difficult days does it not? Laughter truly is the best medicine.

Another of my favourite unforgettable moments is the Vicar of Dibley jumping in the puddle up to her oxters! Dawn French also had me in stitches anytime she did her impression of Catherine Zita Jones. What about the 3 Christmas dinners ha brilliant!

That one actually made me feel a bit ill. "
yea it did get a bit like that especially if you watch it when you're having your dinner

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Rikki Fulton as the Rev I M Jolly doing last Call and the Stage hand empties the vodka in his water

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rikki Fulton as the Rev I M Jolly doing last Call and the Stage hand empties the vodka in his water"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rikki Fulton as the Rev I M Jolly doing last Call and the Stage hand empties the vodka in his water"

...not forgetting the "soup" joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steptoe and Son when they put turnstiles up in the house to avoid each other!And the old boy is bursting for a pee and he hasn't got money for the turnstile ah brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge... Fletch winding up Mr McKay about his wife... “Mairi! Stand by your bed... wait for it...

Two Three ~ KNICKERS DOWN”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle”

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle” "

Has to be the caravan scene with graham norton in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle” "
Teds not a racist! Giving directions to Japanese tourists from the window which has a black marker pen in line with his top lip making him look like Hitler ,Mrs Doyle classic sitting here with a huge grin loving this trip down memory lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle” Teds not a racist! Giving directions to Japanese tourists from the window which has a black marker pen in line with his top lip making him look like Hitler ,Mrs Doyle classic sitting here with a huge grin loving this trip down memory lane

"

Lol and falling out the window... Father Jack FECK ARSE GIRLS DRINK!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle” Teds not a racist! Giving directions to Japanese tourists from the window which has a black marker pen in line with his top lip making him look like Hitler ,Mrs Doyle classic sitting here with a huge grin loving this trip down memory lane

Lol and falling out the window... Father Jack FECK ARSE GIRLS DRINK! "
aw classic and when they get mrs Doyle a Teasmade ha her face brilliant programme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle” Teds not a racist! Giving directions to Japanese tourists from the window which has a black marker pen in line with his top lip making him look like Hitler ,Mrs Doyle classic sitting here with a huge grin loving this trip down memory lane

Lol and falling out the window... Father Jack FECK ARSE GIRLS DRINK! aw classic and when they get mrs Doyle a Teasmade ha her face brilliant programme "

Too many moments lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle” Teds not a racist! Giving directions to Japanese tourists from the window which has a black marker pen in line with his top lip making him look like Hitler ,Mrs Doyle classic sitting here with a huge grin loving this trip down memory lane

Lol and falling out the window... Father Jack FECK ARSE GIRLS DRINK! aw classic and when they get mrs Doyle a Teasmade ha her face brilliant programme

Too many moments lol "

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Kevin Bridges- the Bus Stop routine

“Give us a quid or I’ll stab ye”"

Hoose rice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle” "

That was my mother and me all the time.

I miss Mrs Doyle...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle”

Has to be the caravan scene with graham norton in it"

The Riverdance one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle”

Has to be the caravan scene with graham norton in it

The Riverdance one? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And not forgetting Father Ted...

These ones are small, those ones are far away (could apply to certain fab pics )

Mrs Doyle fighting with her friend over payment ~ “Put your money away, Mrs Doyle” ha ha yea brilliant!!!

Has to be the caravan scene with graham norton in it

The Riverdance one? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dad's Army....

"Don't tell him Pike!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dad's Army....

"Don't tell him Pike!" "
you watching these as you're texting lol another classic scene

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dad's Army....

"Don't tell him Pike!" you watching these as you're texting lol another classic scene"

Might be...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dad's Army....

"Don't tell him Pike!" you watching these as you're texting lol another classic scene

Might be... "
you'll be waking in the middle of the night shouting "they don't like it up em mr Mainwairing "lol

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not the Nine O’Clock News sketch about Gerard the Gorilla (an amazingly intelligent Gorilla) and the Scientist who captured being inter_iewed Michael Parkinson style - their all sitting on individual chairs “Parky style” and Gerard is urbanely smoking a cigarette - The inter_iewer asks the scientist some questions. Gerard is beginning to look impatient.

The inter_iewer then asks the scientist “was he wild when you caught him ? “

The scientist is about to answer when Gerard the Gorilla buts in with “Wild... I was absolutely Livid”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s Not The Nine O'clock News it’s the Swedish Chemist sketch. (Read with singsong Swedish accent)

Customer: I'd like to buy a deodorant please.

Chemist: Ball or aerosol?

Customer: Neither, it’s for my armpits.

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By *tormin1875Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Still game where Winston has a big bet coming in and he us up at the bookie's window with a toilet roll telling the bookie

You're sh**ing yourself.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"Is there a particular comedy sketch that no matter how many times you see it, still has you on the floor? One that is so memorable it's become part of your life?

For me it's the "Two Soups" Victoria Wood sketch with Julie Walters as the aged waitress. "Nanna, do two soups" is often heard from my grandsons. As I get older it's getting easier and easier. "

I think this sketch is classic, and always laugh when we I am out and ordering soup

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Dear parrot and ministry of silly walks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fawlty Towers - Don't Mention the War - 'Ve didn't start it!' 'yes you did, you invaded Poland'.

Still Game - Pot of pish and Auld Bert'c cock.

Only Fools - The Chandelier - 'Brace yourself Rodney'.

Scotch and Wry - Rev David Goodchild - 'Lovely watter this'.

Father Ted - 'I hear yer a racist now Father.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fawlty Towers - Don't Mention the War - 'Ve didn't start it!' 'yes you did, you invaded Poland'.

Still Game - Pot of pish and Auld Bert'c cock.

Only Fools - The Chandelier - 'Brace yourself Rodney'.

Scotch and Wry - Rev David Goodchild - 'Lovely watter this'.

Father Ted - 'I hear yer a racist now Father.'"
All brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear parrot and ministry of silly walks.... "

Hand over your lupins!!!!

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By *ireman28Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Kevin and Perry, Harry Enfield sketch - when Perry comes back from an Oasis concert in Manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Rikki Fulton as a Rangers Manager, Gregory Fisher as a talent scout and Gérard Kelly as a young hot prospect. Fisher"he scored 10 goals

in the first half Boss" Fulton duly gets the contract out to sign Kelly signs.Fulton "10 goals in the 1st half,what happened in the 2nd? Kelly "oh I had to get to Mass " Rikki Fultons face absolutely priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be Gregor Fisher obviously, apologies in case he's on here!

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

The Office

David's blind date scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Office

David's blind date scene"
yea fantastic very funny, great series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads from still game.

The one where they are stuck in the lift and the beds want money off of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fast Show - Ted and Ralph

"Do you like Tina Turner Ted?"

and...the vegetable drinking game. Although that was a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The very eye watering Inbetweeners - how they got away with some of the stuff on that show I’ll never know. Fall off the chair funny though

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Xmas tree scene in some mothers do have em always made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burniston the lift 11 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Britain, Lou and Andy at the swimming pool

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Still game, stuck in lift and winston has to have a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still game, stuck in lift and winston has to have a piss "

"They will come in to save us and find a bunch of pensioners swimming about in pish!" Lol

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By *ngus guyMan
over a year ago

Angus


"Is there a particular comedy sketch that no matter how many times you see it, still has you on the floor? One that is so memorable it's become part of your life?

For me it's the "Two Soups" Victoria Wood sketch with Julie Walters as the aged waitress. "Nanna, do two soups" is often heard from my grandsons. As I get older it's getting easier and easier. "

For me it's Billy connelly with what to do if you are caught masturbating by your mum. It's a classic

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Trigger , same broom for 20 years

It's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles

Del how can it be the same broom

Trigger , course it is here's a picture of it.

Or the batman and Robin scene is hilarious too.

"

Thats mines as well

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trigger , same broom for 20 years

It's had 17 new heads and 14 new handles

Del how can it be the same broom

Trigger , course it is here's a picture of it.

Or the batman and Robin scene is hilarious too.

Thats mines as well

Mr"

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr

Any of Rikki Fultons sketches or the lighthouse keepers from Chewing the fat. Gonny no dae that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything too do with Rab c nesbit the programme is a laugh from start to finish

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By *imshardMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

The bit off the it crowd when he is in the wheelchair getting put into the mini bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The bit off the it crowd when he is in the wheelchair getting put into the mini bus "

I've never watched that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dead parrot sketch which the leads into the lumberjack song

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By *imshardMan
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"The bit off the it crowd when he is in the wheelchair getting put into the mini bus

I've never watched that. "

You should that episode alone is hilarious

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By *W1970Man
over a year ago

hamilton

The two Ronnies with fork handles classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Office

David's blind date scene"

Loved when Tim puts Gareth’s stapler in a jelly.

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Mitchell and Webb - Nazis are Bad

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon

Loads and loads but I always cry laughing when Del Boy gets the question from Johnathan Ross on the game Gold Rush !! What state was JFK in when he was shot ?? Del Boy stammers and stutters and finally answers ..well he was in an awful state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del Boy Bar flap

But Bottom , Xmas episode I can watch on repeat....miss old Rik Mayall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Del playing trivial pursuit and Rodney tries to give him a hint ... What’s a male swan called? A Bic

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By *evilsAdvocate94Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Four candles/fork handles the two Ronnie

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

Keeping up Appearances “Mrs Bucket” ??

Vicar of Dibley- puddle scene & proposal episode

Still Game -too many good ones but recall the ‘Timpsons shoes’ recently

Father Ted- Cigarettes, Alcohol & Rollerblading & Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse

Michael McIntyre-designing a Scot

Kevin Bridges -Hoose Rice

Laurel & Hardy- Blue Ridge Mountain of Virgina & Sons of the Desert

Charlie Chaplin and ‘modern times’ and ‘gold rush’

Millie x

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Little Britain, Ting Tong and Maggie Blackamoor (the racist, homophobic TORY!thrower-upper.)

They'd never get away with these characters now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Little Britain, Ting Tong and Maggie Blackamoor (the racist, homophobic TORY!thrower-upper.)

They'd never get away with these characters now! "

They shouldn't have then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a sketch but a line from Confessions of a Pop Performer always makes me laugh:

Rita Webb (looking for her daughter, Fanny): Have you seen my Fanny?

Robin Askwith: No, but I saw The Curse of Frankenstein, that was frightening enough.

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over a year ago


"Keeping up Appearances “Mrs Bucket” ??

Vicar of Dibley- puddle scene & proposal episode

Still Game -too many good ones but recall the ‘Timpsons shoes’ recently

Father Ted- Cigarettes, Alcohol & Rollerblading & Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse

Michael McIntyre-designing a Scot

Kevin Bridges -Hoose Rice

Laurel & Hardy- Blue Ridge Mountain of Virgina & Sons of the Desert

Charlie Chaplin and ‘modern times’ and ‘gold rush’

Millie x"

Kicking bishop brennan up the arse is good but my favourite is the largest lingerie department

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Mrs Browns Boys....

Her phrase ‘that’s nice’ meaning f*** off.

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By *reigyMan
over a year ago

hamilton

Another Gregor Fisher one from Naked Video.Paul Simons agent wants to sign up an Orange flute band.He asks " What key do you play in ?" Confused faces all round."Is it C or D or E?"Reply " Oh yes it's D."Band start playing and singing Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee to the tune of The Sash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another Gregor Fisher one from Naked Video.Paul Simons agent wants to sign up an Orange flute band.He asks " What key do you play in ?" Confused faces all round."Is it C or D or E?"Reply " Oh yes it's D."Band start playing and singing Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee to the tune of The Sash."

That was a classic. 'Can you make the recording, first two weeks in July?'

'Naw, we've a big march on through Wishaw that day.'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Comic Relief night tonight folks!

Get your takeaway ordered, beverage/s of choice and laugh your wee heads off. ( Not THOSE wee heads ...I've told YOU about that before! )

Most importantly...don't forget to give if you can. There are always those who are far worse off than others purely by the hand life has dealt them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bumpity bump....

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there


"Keeping up Appearances “Mrs Bucket” ??

Vicar of Dibley- puddle scene & proposal episode

Still Game -too many good ones but recall the ‘Timpsons shoes’ recently

Father Ted- Cigarettes, Alcohol & Rollerblading & Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse

Michael McIntyre-designing a Scot

Kevin Bridges -Hoose Rice

Laurel & Hardy- Blue Ridge Mountain of Virgina & Sons of the Desert

Charlie Chaplin and ‘modern times’ and ‘gold rush’

Millie x

Kicking bishop brennan up the arse is good but my favourite is the largest lingerie department "

I nearly put that one in as well :D

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains

Not a comedy sketch as such, but the top gear episode "hover-van" has me pissing myself everytime.

Oh and many still game ones too.... like the permagrip 19.99 outta timpsons .. Great one that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Chewing the Fat sketch about the business loan for the sports socks came up with a friend today. We were ...mainly cause we took it too far!

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By *oight68Man
over a year ago

inverclyde

Del falling through bar hatch as my female cousin always reminds me of when i did it ...but the series spender when he asks his theif of pal stig to leave flat...then tap on door hes there he puts index finger together so looks like circle and growls ...he says to spender whats this....and then says vicious circle... you have to see it as i can remember pissibg myself at time and seen it again its so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derry Girls, Sister Michael is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keeping up Appearances “Mrs Bucket” ??

Vicar of Dibley- puddle scene & proposal episode

Still Game -too many good ones but recall the ‘Timpsons shoes’ recently

Father Ted- Cigarettes, Alcohol & Rollerblading & Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse

Michael McIntyre-designing a Scot

Kevin Bridges -Hoose Rice

Laurel & Hardy- Blue Ridge Mountain of Virgina & Sons of the Desert

Charlie Chaplin and ‘modern times’ and ‘gold rush’

Millie x

Kicking bishop brennan up the arse is good but my favourite is the largest lingerie department

I nearly put that one in as well :D"

Funny how they all knew it had the largest lingerie dept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another Gregor Fisher one from Naked Video.Paul Simons agent wants to sign up an Orange flute band.He asks " What key do you play in ?" Confused faces all round."Is it C or D or E?"Reply " Oh yes it's D."Band start playing and singing Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee to the tune of The Sash.

That was a classic. 'Can you make the recording, first two weeks in July?'

'Naw, we've a big march on through Wishaw that day.'"

Is there anything you do to make the drum louder

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains


"Keeping up Appearances “Mrs Bucket” ??

Vicar of Dibley- puddle scene & proposal episode

Still Game -too many good ones but recall the ‘Timpsons shoes’ recently

Father Ted- Cigarettes, Alcohol & Rollerblading & Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse

Michael McIntyre-designing a Scot

Kevin Bridges -Hoose Rice

Laurel & Hardy- Blue Ridge Mountain of Virgina & Sons of the Desert

Charlie Chaplin and ‘modern times’ and ‘gold rush’

Millie x"

Blue ridge mountains was superb. Unfortunately for me, they were before my time, so thankful for youtube to keep those golden oldies fresh

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By *ullie-kingMan
over a year ago

newmains


"Another Gregor Fisher one from Naked Video.Paul Simons agent wants to sign up an Orange flute band.He asks " What key do you play in ?" Confused faces all round."Is it C or D or E?"Reply " Oh yes it's D."Band start playing and singing Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee Dee to the tune of The Sash.

That was a classic. 'Can you make the recording, first two weeks in July?'

'Naw, we've a big march on through Wishaw that day.'

Is there anything you do to make the drum louder"

Another classic

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By *ohnBh0yMan
over a year ago

LANARKSHIRE

Rhod Gilbert - Suitcase.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Kevin Bridges' hoose rice bit always makes me laugh.

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By *ohnBh0yMan
over a year ago

LANARKSHIRE

Ooooooo and 2nd one for me ... Jim Jeffries - Gun Control.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Burniston the lift 11 lol "

Reminds me of talking to Alexa!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Monty Python Knights that say Ni and the recurring swallow chat through out The Holy Grail

Also Life of Brian’s what did the Romans ever do for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rikki Fulton as Supecop never fails to have me laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SLLOqp1zo"

My favourite sketch too.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

One of mine...

Some comedy show back in the 80s when Reece drysdale (now Mandy's hubby in emmmerdale)...

Was some show about father and son..with I think Donald sinden..

Anyway Reece had opened his first bank account but was quickly in debt...

When his father asked how was he going to solve it he said it's easy I'll right you a cheque getting his cheque book out...

Not realising what he was doing...

It certainly struck a chord with me at the time and I'm sure others

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rhod Gilbert - Suitcase."

I don't get Rhod Gilbert at all but I'll give you Jim Jeffries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monty Python Knights that say Ni and the recurring swallow chat through out The Holy Grail

Also Life of Brian’s what did the Romans ever do for us "

Surprised Monty Python haven't appeared more. Classic stuff for sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One of mine...

Some comedy show back in the 80s when Reece drysdale (now Mandy's hubby in emmmerdale)...

Was some show about father and son..with I think Donald sinden..

Anyway Reece had opened his first bank account but was quickly in debt...

When his father asked how was he going to solve it he said it's easy I'll right you a cheque getting his cheque book out...

Not realising what he was doing...

It certainly struck a chord with me at the time and I'm sure others"

Hate to be a pedant...but are you meaning Home to Roost with John Thaw and Reece Dinsdale? I used to enjoy that one ...

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Not being pedantic at all

I appreciate your knowledge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not being pedantic at all

I appreciate your knowledge "

Comedy has always been my "starter for ten" !

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Rab c nesbit getting out a taxi and blinking at the sun. Mary doll asking what's wrong Rab. To which he replies it's the first time I have gotten out a taxi without a blanket over my head

Classic

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Brendan o'Malley signing for rangers. Has me in fits every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monty Python Knights that say Ni and the recurring swallow chat through out The Holy Grail

Also Life of Brian’s what did the Romans ever do for us

Surprised Monty Python haven't appeared more. Classic stuff for sure. "

Whete you expecting the spanish inquisition?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Monty Python Knights that say Ni and the recurring swallow chat through out The Holy Grail

Also Life of Brian’s what did the Romans ever do for us

Surprised Monty Python haven't appeared more. Classic stuff for sure.

Whete you expecting the spanish inquisition? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monty Python Knights that say Ni and the recurring swallow chat through out The Holy Grail

Also Life of Brian’s what did the Romans ever do for us

Surprised Monty Python haven't appeared more. Classic stuff for sure.

Whete you expecting the spanish inquisition?

"

Really dont think people appreciate Monty python these days

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's a bit obscure, but the Den Davis sketch from "Big Train" always makes me laugh.

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