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By *eardedDadBod OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Has anyone ever traded goods and services for something sexual?

I.e having a plumber fix a leaky tap and pay for it with a blow job?

Having a customer wanting fucked in exchange for a service you have provided?

I run a removals company company and twice last month I was offered sex in exchange for moving stuff without exchanging cash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever traded goods and services for something sexual?

I.e having a plumber fix a leaky tap and pay for it with a blow job?

Having a customer wanting fucked in exchange for a service you have provided?

I run a removals company company and twice last month I was offered sex in exchange for moving stuff without exchanging cash!

"

Twice eh. What are the chances

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Twice as unlikely as once last month

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Has anyone ever traded goods and services for something sexual?

I.e having a plumber fix a leaky tap and pay for it with a blow job?

Having a customer wanting fucked in exchange for a service you have provided?

I run a removals company company and twice last month I was offered sex in exchange for moving stuff without exchanging cash!

"

Did you take him up on his offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, sex with me probably wouldn't be worth a tradesmans hourly rate.

Also payment in kind doesn't pay their bills so any reputable trades person would decline.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I used to regularly barter with my ex over household chores.

I've just had a quote for some major work on my car & can't say I gave any thought to paying the mechanic in any way other than cash.

If tradesman ever suggested I prostitute myself to pay for their services I'd most likely throat punch them.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Ive had a few momenents where it could have been on the cards, however as a standard tradeable currency my mortage company has stipulated sex in exchange for labour is not an acceptable payment option with a fixed rate mortage.

Labour=money everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, have had some offers but politely declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever traded goods and services for something sexual?

I.e having a plumber fix a leaky tap and pay for it with a blow job?

Having a customer wanting fucked in exchange for a service you have provided?

I run a removals company company and twice last month I was offered sex in exchange for moving stuff without exchanging cash!

Twice eh. What are the chances "

Could have happened lol

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

My skills are more obscure and I’d be surprised if that occurred

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Meanwhile, on planet earth...

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By *itznBobz2018Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

I am a tradesman. And it has never happened to me. I do know a couple of guys who have been offered but rejected it

Bobz

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

We recently paid a fortune to a removal firm for a house move, can just imagine the reaction if we had suggested paying with sex

K

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By *jezee1000Man
over a year ago

perth

Happy to have sex without providing any services.. lol. Is that a bargain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever traded goods and services for something sexual?

I.e having a plumber fix a leaky tap and pay for it with a blow job?

Having a customer wanting fucked in exchange for a service you have provided?

I run a removals company company and twice last month I was offered sex in exchange for moving stuff without exchanging cash!

Twice eh. What are the chances "

That actually made me lol

That's almost as rare as the twice last week comment .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone ever traded goods and services for something sexual?

I.e having a plumber fix a leaky tap and pay for it with a blow job?

Having a customer wanting fucked in exchange for a service you have provided?

I run a removals company company and twice last month I was offered sex in exchange for moving stuff without exchanging cash!

Did you take him up on his offer?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fitted 12 brushed chrome downlights in a kitchen yesterday.

Outside lights the day before.

Run power to a summer house and full rewire.

Not a feckin word spoken of sex.

Now I'm wishing the jobs where in Easterhouse..

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By *exybreeksMan
over a year ago

East Calder


"Fitted 12 brushed chrome downlights in a kitchen yesterday.

Outside lights the day before.

Run power to a summer house and full rewire.

Not a feckin word spoken of sex.

Now I'm wishing the jobs where in Easterhouse.. "

Sorry mate. I sort you out properly next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fitted 12 brushed chrome downlights in a kitchen yesterday.

Outside lights the day before.

Run power to a summer house and full rewire.

Not a feckin word spoken of sex.

Now I'm wishing the jobs where in Easterhouse..

Sorry mate. I sort you out properly next time. "

Ahll send the Apprentice.

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By *uffinMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I fixed a shed once and was offered 'payment'

Had to play it down as it was the wife's pal.. since then the friendship was reduced to pleasantry.... I ended up fixing it for nout!

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