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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the first thing you say

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What's the first thing you say

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Coffee please just milk and I like my eggs unfertalised

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What's the first thing you say

I thought I smelt chloroform .

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What's the first thing you say

I thought I smelt chloroform .

Not for you NMD it’d be I must be dreaming again .

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"What's the first thing you say

I thought I smelt chloroform .

Not for you NMD it’d be I must be dreaming again .

Did we get arrested again???

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What's the first thing you say

I thought I smelt chloroform .

Not for you NMD it’d be I must be dreaming again .

Did we get arrested again??? "
pass the chocolate sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wouldn’t have slept

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"We wouldn’t have slept

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Oh come closer come closer & kiss me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get the wet patch next time

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You get the wet patch next time

Time for round 5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You get the wet patch next time

Time for round 5?

Get in the ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yersel oot

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Get yersel oot

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oi stop poking me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please poke me lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready to go again?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ready to go again?"
can you put that away please I'm trying to eat my breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 rolls n Sausage..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"2 rolls n Sausage.."
I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

Your Area

"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho

How about you roll on top of me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho

How about you roll on top of me

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For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ready to go again?"

Oh,yes please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ready to go again?

Oh,yes please xx"

Cheerio.

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

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"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho

How about you roll on top of me

For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol

Aye my steak

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho

How about you roll on top of me

For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol

Aye my steak

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I like a good bit of prime beef

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

Your Area

"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho

How about you roll on top of me

For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol

Aye my steak

I like a good bit of prime beef

I'll turn over and let you get access to something you can really get your teeth into

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"2 rolls n Sausage..I like a wee roll in bed ! .... make sure its steak lorne tho

How about you roll on top of me

For god sake can't you see I'm eating ? lol

Aye my steak

I like a good bit of prime beef

I'll turn over and let you get access to something you can really get your teeth into"

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By *artan TadjerMan
over a year ago

East Calder

Again?

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Don’t worry it happens to a lot of men when they’re under stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you enjoyed that more than you thought!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How did you get in... again???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put the kettle on

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

"put the kettle on"

Ready to go again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding ding , round 2

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

"Ding ding , round 2"

Who the fuck are you?

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

"Ding ding , round 2

Who the fuck are you?

I don't talk unless told too just get between miss legs and lick her until told to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ding ding , round 2

Who the fuck are you?

I don't talk unless told too just get between miss legs and lick her until told to stop"

Well that was some night

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ding ding , round 2

Who the fuck are you?

I don't talk unless told too just get between miss legs and lick her until told to stop

Well that was some night"
it was I slept like a log

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By *erryman64Man
over a year ago

central

mmmmm would love to go down between your legs and lick your lips till you wake up too

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

“Hi sailor”

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Wrong bed

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Wrong bed

You never said you talked in your sleep

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Depends on who's next to me but your definitely in the right bed

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow

Not what I was expecting, but hey, I'm game of you are!

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 11/02/21 17:05:18]

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By *yrshirelad5987Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I guess you've gotta try everything at least once

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

They jaeger bombs are lethal

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"They jaeger bombs are lethal

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Well that was fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a little one?

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"They jaeger bombs are lethal

Well that was fun!

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Certainly was so let's do it again

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"Room for a little one?"
More the merrier

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"They jaeger bombs are lethal

Well that was fun!

Certainly was so let's do it again

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okay but slower this time

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

2nd time will be even better

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

"2nd time will be even better

Let's see your white bits!

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

Certainly, let me know when it suits

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Christ, what did your boxers with, Daz

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Christ, what did your boxers with, Daz

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You might as well stay over since uve travelled so far

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By *artan TadjerMan
over a year ago

East Calder

Wanna go bang again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF happened here

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By *artan TadjerMan
over a year ago

East Calder

"WTF happened here "

Christ, why's my arsehole so sore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse the mask!

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By *artan TadjerMan
over a year ago

East Calder

"Excuse the mask!

You're excused, nown hop back on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse the mask!

You're excused, nown hop back on

Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?

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By *artan TadjerMan
over a year ago

East Calder

"Excuse the mask!

You're excused, nown hop back on

Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?

Heard about it? It's why we're here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse the mask!

You're excused, nown hop back on

Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?

Heard about it? It's why we're here!

Can I play with your ender dragon

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

Your Area

"Excuse the mask!

You're excused, nown hop back on

Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?

Heard about it? It's why we're here!

Can I play with your ender dragon

Cum again...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse the mask!

You're excused, nown hop back on

Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?

Heard about it? It's why we're here!

Can I play with your ender dragon

Cum again...? "

Did you

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

Your Area

"Excuse the mask!

You're excused, nown hop back on

Ah....you've heard about my gammy leg then?

Heard about it? It's why we're here!

Can I play with your ender dragon

Cum again...?

Did you

Not yet, ladies first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you call me an uber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re an Uber... sorry

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"You’re an Uber... sorry

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will you turn that damn music off

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By *nsatiable78Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Breakfast in bed and skip the breakfast ?? x

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

You ready for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you come to read the meter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dreams to come true

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Good morning sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh what a bootyful morning, oh what a bootyful day!

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

What the fuck happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You rummaged through my drawers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No coffee, only beer m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to lay off that powder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wow you looked different in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not that furry for a panda...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anymore bedtime stories.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

TAXI!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh you're the Cleaner.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ahh you're the Cleaner.

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Ah ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahh you're the Cleaner.

Ah ffs

That was amazing. Now get oot.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Ahh you're the Cleaner.

Ah ffs

That was amazing. Now get oot.

Give me my feather duster back!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ahh you're the Cleaner.

Ah ffs

That was amazing. Now get oot.

Give me my feather duster back!! "
That was a little bit kinky and ticklish

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Happy days

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Happy days

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Even happier nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we gotta stop meeting like this

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Last thing I remember is asking if you had anymore tattoos

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"we gotta stop meeting like this

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Do we really have too ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Last thing I remember is asking if you had anymore tattoos

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You got any galaxy ?

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By *artan TadjerMan
over a year ago

East Calder

Mind (and cock) blown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaaaarrrrgh!!! Not again...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lovely shorts

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Why is that tie still around your neck and not around my wrists

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By *yrshirelad5987Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I count myself as one lucky fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wft did I drink last night? :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What no breakfast in bed

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What no breakfast in bed

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of course pancakes with Nutella and squirty cream on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooo hoooo.jackpot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dude, where's my car?

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By *traightrimmerMan
over a year ago

glasgow

How the fuck did we get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know how we got here, but you're waving that very close to my mouth...

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By *cottishMrsWoman
over a year ago

Wishaw

Ooh... snuggle in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh... snuggle in!

Gladly

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

That rohipnol shit does work........

But who’s drink was it in.

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By *traightrimmerMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Suck me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tag team champions

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh no, not again

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