FabSwingers.com forum: Agony is ?

By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Bursting on a slash on way home to the point where the bag nearly burst. Ran upstairs to toilet pulled the tied cords on trackie bottoms only to get the fucker in a knot...tight !

I had no option but to dive into shower cubicle and let it flow...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

_illow pimp pissed his pants

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Bursting on a slash on way home to the point where the bag nearly burst. Ran upstairs to toilet pulled the tied cords on trackie bottoms only to get the fucker in a knot...tight !

I had no option but to dive into shower cubicle and let it flow...

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omfg

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up in the middle of the night still half sleeping to go to the toilet and stubbing your Toe

Auds xx

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"_illow pimp pissed his pants

Not only that i never took my phone out pocket, would have been cheaper pissing in george street and taking the fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you know why mums say "go before you go out .... just in case you need when you are out".

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You might not have been fined but jailed.

Hope you not got any outstanding warrants as it can be a long weekend behind bars, lol

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Now you know why mums say "go before you go out .... just in case you need when you are out".

Mums words weren't quite so eloquently put.

"Hope you not got any outstanding warrants as it can be a long weekend behind bars, lol"

Excluding the register i'm clean

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Waking up in the middle of the night still half sleeping to go to the toilet and stubbing your Toe

Auds xx"

Tourettes moment Auds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bursting on a slash on way home to the point where the bag nearly burst. Ran upstairs to toilet pulled the tied cords on trackie bottoms only to get the fucker in a knot...tight !

I had no option but to dive into shower cubicle and let it flow...

You never fail to amaze me....and not in a good way

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"You never fail to amaze me...

Fixed that for you sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You never fail to amaze me...

Fixed that for you sweet cheeks

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bursting on a slash on way home to the point where the bag nearly burst. Ran upstairs to toilet pulled the tied cords on trackie bottoms only to get the fucker in a knot...tight !

I had no option but to dive into shower cubicle and let it flow...

Watersports .....!

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Watersports .....!

Bring back memories chik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watersports .....!

Bring back memories chik

shhhhhhhhh. ....!

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

As Billy Connolly famously said. Three things you must be sure to be clear about in later life

1 never leave a building without going to the loo

2 if you DO get an erection, USE IT

3 never trust a fart.

Wise words.

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"As Billy Connolly famously said. Three things you must be sure to be clear about in later life

1 never leave a building without going to the loo

2 if you DO get an erection, USE IT

3 never trust a fart.

Wise words.

I comply with 2 and 3

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Waking up in the middle of the night still half sleeping to go to the toilet and stubbing your Toe

Auds xx"

Ouch auds!

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Apparently agony is kidney stones lol! dad got them a few times and a stone ripped his uretha then after having a sent fitted to allow it to heal properly he spent an hour in surgery awake with Drs trying to remove it only to discover it was stuck with a calcium build up I don't have a pens but I can't imagine it pleasant having someone try to pull something out of it that was stuck fast! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rock solid mitre rugby ball at full speed in the nads while on a frozen pitch in the depths of winter!

Ayabass!

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"A rock solid mitre rugby ball at full speed in the nads while on a frozen pitch in the depths of winter!

Ayabass!

Must be a "mitre" thing mate i recall the old style size 4 football being equally as nippy stingy hitting the arse cheeks whilst facing the goal at a free kick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying in a hospital bed a few years ago when an intern was trying to remove a catheter from an old man's John Thomas. For whatever reason it wouldn't budge, and the young Doc decided to just yank the thing out. Can still hear the old boy's cries of pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rock solid mitre rugby ball at full speed in the nads while on a frozen pitch in the depths of winter!

Ayabass!

Must be a "mitre" thing mate i recall the old style size 4 football being equally as nippy stingy hitting the arse cheeks whilst facing the goal at a free kick lol

Definitely! The old ones didn't seem to be made of either leather or plastic, it was some weird hybrid made to deliver maximum sting I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rock solid mitre rugby ball at full speed in the nads while on a frozen pitch in the depths of winter!

Ayabass!

Must be a "mitre" thing mate i recall the old style size 4 football being equally as nippy stingy hitting the arse cheeks whilst facing the goal at a free kick lol

Definitely! The old ones didn't seem to be made of either leather or plastic, it was some weird hybrid made to deliver maximum sting I think!

Ach, man up ya pair of wooses!

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Being told - via a 3rd party - that when you stayed at a mates house and went for a d*unken pee mid-sleep you actually went in the wardrobe in their room!!!

Actually - ex-mates house!

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

", it was some weird hybrid made to deliver maximum sting I think!

A bit like Roxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

", it was some weird hybrid made to deliver maximum sting I think!

A bit like Roxy

LMAO!!

Now bend over and take it......without a wimper or a moan

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

", it was some weird hybrid made to deliver maximum sting I think!

A bit like Roxy

LMAO!!

Now bend over and take it......without a wimper or a moan

My cum moan sounds like some fuckers being strangled right enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

", it was some weird hybrid made to deliver maximum sting I think!

A bit like Roxy

LMAO!!

Now bend over and take it......without a wimper or a moan

My cum moan sounds like some fuckers being strangled right enough

or a few cats in heat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bruisings i gave to a certain lady after she wanted mt to give her a good cropping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agony is.. kissing yer granny good night and she sticks her tongue in your mouth

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"agony is.. kissing yer granny good night and she sticks her tongue in your mouth"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"_illow pimp pissed his pants

Not only that i never took my phone out pocket, would have been cheaper pissing in george street and taking the fine

Haaaahaaaa you totally no when we catch up I'll be saying that when we are ...well ya know aaahaaaa brill Hun loadsa lovage pmsl...well u did lol

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"Haaaahaaaa you totally no when we catch up I'll be saying that when we are ...well ya know aaahaaaa brill Hun loadsa lovage pmsl...well u did lol"

lol love you too chik

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agony is when yer fucking and at the point of no return with the condom on when she says "I want a facial" Geeeezzzzzz

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

Hearing the geese overhead there just the now pissing of to a warmer climate for winter

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

running out of wine when the shops closed

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"running out of wine when the shops closed

That's easy solved, call me i will deliver my "emergency" stash

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"running out of wine when the shops closed

That's easy solved, call me i will deliver my "emergency" stash

ermmm didnt think it was red last i looked

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"running out of wine when the shops closed

That's easy solved, call me i will deliver my "emergency" stash

ermmm didnt think it was red last i looked

Red stock replenished after you wiped me out last time and nothing under a fiver either see i spoil yeah

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

oooh spoil me more then.... n more n more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a meeting with your boss when a text comes through from a girl just before who teases u to pre cum situation!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

ooops sorry

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By *illow Pimp OP Man
over a year ago

Midlothian

"oooh spoil me more then.... n more n more

What would the neighbours say

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

probably...oh no its him again........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? Had a recent meeting with blah blah blah work, trying my hardest to contain a stiffy when i just been told my last txt made her cum

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