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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondering if you have ever thought about, or have already done so, flashing a bit more flesh than is needed to you window cleaner. Even better, put on a show?

The ultimate fantasy from this window cleaner that unfortunately the scenario hasnt popped up..........yet

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

Always wondered if the window cleaners wanted a peak, never braved up enough to ask

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

That was one of my wife’s fantasies. In fact she got hot for joiners and such..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not paying them AND offering entertainment

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I clean my own windows

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not paying them AND offering entertainment "

Fair point. Putting on my best show I would expect at least 20p off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve inadvertently given the window cleaner a bit of an eyeful whilst he was swirling his shammy (I swear he’s a ninja, as he seemed to appear from nowhere).

Mrs got a bit of a thrill from the experience, but I was mortified (I still can’t look him in the eye).

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

You obviously have not seen my window cleaner. To be honest i do not think he would notice if i danced around naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a job for Robin Askwith.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find this quite appealing another example of sexual harrasme t to a poor unsuspecting man who is trying to make a living, my window cleaner is a lovely married man and as much as I like being naked in my home I wouldn't deliberately do this to anyone visiting my home to do a job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant appaling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy the Window Cleaner..If I don't see ya thru the week ahll see ya thru the windae.

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I find this quite appealing another example of sexual harrasme t to a poor unsuspecting man who is trying to make a living, my window cleaner is a lovely married man and as much as I like being naked in my home I wouldn't deliberately do this to anyone visiting my home to do a job. "

Exactly. Flashing strangers is criminal for a reason, you don't know how it will make someone feel. It's not ok just because it's a man on the receiving end. If someone wants a bit of naughty peep show fun, ask the would-be viewer first.

I personally do think the idea is kinda hot, but only with consent!

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"I find this quite appealing another example of sexual harrasme t to a poor unsuspecting man who is trying to make a living, my window cleaner is a lovely married man and as much as I like being naked in my home I wouldn't deliberately do this to anyone visiting my home to do a job.

Exactly. Flashing strangers is criminal for a reason, you don't know how it will make someone feel. It's not ok just because it's a man on the receiving end. If someone wants a bit of naughty peep show fun, ask the would-be viewer first.

I personally do think the idea is kinda hot, but only with consent!

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Not whether it's right or wrong but the talk about it beforehand would mean it's pre arranged not flashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find this quite appealing another example of sexual harrasme t to a poor unsuspecting man who is trying to make a living, my window cleaner is a lovely married man and as much as I like being naked in my home I wouldn't deliberately do this to anyone visiting my home to do a job.

Exactly. Flashing strangers is criminal for a reason, you don't know how it will make someone feel. It's not ok just because it's a man on the receiving end. If someone wants a bit of naughty peep show fun, ask the would-be viewer first.

I personally do think the idea is kinda hot, but only with consent!

Not whether it's right or wrong but the talk about it beforehand would mean it's pre arranged not flashing"

If it's prearranged that you will flash when they least expect it, it still would be classed as flashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find this quite appealing another example of sexual harrasme t to a poor unsuspecting man who is trying to make a living, my window cleaner is a lovely married man and as much as I like being naked in my home I wouldn't deliberately do this to anyone visiting my home to do a job. "

Oh for gods sake , take a day off.

Another example of sexual harassment. ???

Doing that in your own home is perfectly legal , if your window cleaner had a problem with that possible scenario then they simply need to refuse to ever clean your windows again.

Millions of people sleep naked so do they think the night before the windows are cleaned , golly I better sleep with clothes on tonight, don't want to sexually harras the window cleaner. Like I say , take a day off.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

The window cleaner struggles to see the dirt on the windows half the time so don't think there is a need to worry about what goes on behind the glass

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By *oyeur 777Man
over a year ago

glasgow

This is a real fantasy of mine too. I'd love for a female exhibitionist or couple to put on a show. To know you are there but carry on as if you weren't.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"I find this quite appealing another example of sexual harrasme t to a poor unsuspecting man who is trying to make a living, my window cleaner is a lovely married man and as much as I like being naked in my home I wouldn't deliberately do this to anyone visiting my home to do a job.

Exactly. Flashing strangers is criminal for a reason, you don't know how it will make someone feel. It's not ok just because it's a man on the receiving end. If someone wants a bit of naughty peep show fun, ask the would-be viewer first.

I personally do think the idea is kinda hot, but only with consent!

Not whether it's right or wrong but the talk about it beforehand would mean it's pre arranged not flashing

If it's prearranged that you will flash when they least expect it, it still would be classed as flashing "

do you mind awfully if I flash my tackle at you is not imo flashing

Flashing imo is showing your genetalia to the unsuspecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I find this quite appealing another example of sexual harrasme t to a poor unsuspecting man who is trying to make a living, my window cleaner is a lovely married man and as much as I like being naked in my home I wouldn't deliberately do this to anyone visiting my home to do a job.

Exactly. Flashing strangers is criminal for a reason, you don't know how it will make someone feel. It's not ok just because it's a man on the receiving end. If someone wants a bit of naughty peep show fun, ask the would-be viewer first.

I personally do think the idea is kinda hot, but only with consent!

Not whether it's right or wrong but the talk about it beforehand would mean it's pre arranged not flashing

If it's prearranged that you will flash when they least expect it, it still would be classed as flashing do you mind awfully if I flash my tackle at you is not imo flashing

Flashing imo is showing your genetalia to the unsuspecting"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standard practice in my street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standard practice in my street "

Doing or viewing!!! Details! Details!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always wondered if the window cleaners wanted a peak, never braved up enough to ask "

I guess it would be a case if they thought you were attractive. I’m sure if they didn’t find you attractive they wouldn’t enjoy seeing you naked

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By *aytimefun4usMan
over a year ago

Wishaw


"You obviously have not seen my window cleaner. To be honest i do not think he would notice if i danced around naked."

Stevie Wonder would notice if you danced about naked Bluebell.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Somehow I dont think the guy who cleans my windows would see it as erotic ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always wondered if the window cleaners wanted a peak, never braved up enough to ask "

Oh yes we want it lol or maybe its just me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That was one of my wife’s fantasies. In fact she got hot for joiners and such.. "

Pity you arent closer then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not paying them AND offering entertainment

Fair point. Putting on my best show I would expect at least 20p off "

Mate, id be giving freebies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’ve inadvertently given the window cleaner a bit of an eyeful whilst he was swirling his shammy (I swear he’s a ninja, as he seemed to appear from nowhere).

Mrs got a bit of a thrill from the experience, but I was mortified (I still can’t look him in the eye). "

Theres times where ive seen folk scamper as i get to the window. I always make sure i make a noise when putting the ladders up for that specific reason lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You obviously have not seen my window cleaner. To be honest i do not think he would notice if i danced around naked."

Is he a gumless 70 year old?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find this quite appealing another example of sexual harrasme t to a poor unsuspecting man who is trying to make a living, my window cleaner is a lovely married man and as much as I like being naked in my home I wouldn't deliberately do this to anyone visiting my home to do a job. "

I am talking hypothetically

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