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Things to do to wind up your partner /friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go around the house and tighten up all the jars with lids , Whatcha got?

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Mix up the tins in the pantry so they aren't facing the 'right' way

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appear in their house announced then remember your single so you actually breaking n entering illegally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go in to the lingerie draw and mix all the sets up

Take all they bras and hook them up so they have to unhooke them before putting it on

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Pour salt in the sugar tin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go in to the lingerie draw and mix all the sets up

Take all they bras and hook them up so they have to unhooke them before putting it on

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just breathing seems to be enough...

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland


"Just breathing seems to be enough... "

Yes Queen haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loosen the sauce bottles or pierce a hole in the top so it goes everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just breathing seems to be enough... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Mrs asks for a can of juice from fridge , I try to put it on her back k or legs lol ... she hates it

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Clingfilm under the toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a fish underneath the couch

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If you have any Alexa/Google/etc devices in your house set loads of random events or reminders on them.

My fave is to turn the volume down to 1, and set it to play a radio station at random times.

Mandy

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If you have any Alexa/Google/etc devices in your house set loads of random events or reminders on them.

My fave is to turn the volume down to 1, and set it to play a radio station at random times.

Mandy"

My kids do this to me. I can confirm it is bloody annoying

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Driving car into car park space instead of reversing in

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Deliberately not changing the toilet roll onto the holder and just pop new one on top!

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

When we want the other person to get out of bed we lick our hand wipe the wetness on them then fan it with that hand. We are fucking crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to almost reverse into their car on the drive.....

Even though you’ve got parking sensors and you aren’t actually going to hit it, it’s funny if they are watching on cctv inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or fake a doorbell ring and a conversation whilst they are tied up and blindfolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When we want the other person to get out of bed we lick our hand wipe the wetness on them then fan it with that hand. We are fucking crazy. "

Reminds me of the “wet willie” ~ licking your finger and sticking it in another persons ear... Ive never done that obviously

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Dan is genuinely the most annoying person in the world especially if he’s bored haha the list is endless from Frights to just Staring at me for ages to chasing me around the house like whatever animal he choses to portray there’s far too much stuff to list he is just annoying he could annoy anyone lol he is not boring though i can give him that makes me laugh constantly

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By *ick1979xxMan
over a year ago

hornyville

I was house sitting for my pal and paused porn on his tv for 3 days. It burned the image onto his brand new tv screen.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I was house sitting for my pal and paused porn on his tv for 3 days. It burned the image onto his brand new tv screen. "

That reminds me of one I used to do, it doesn't work the same with Sky Q - But my girlfriend was always home before me on a Friday, so I used to leave the Sky box on one of the Babestation channels, so when she came home and switched the telly on that's what she got.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stick a mars bar in there pants while sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol lol so glad I live alone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sneak into someones House, who lives alone, and stick a mars bar doon there pants while sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

superglue all their light switches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mix up the tins in the pantry so they aren't facing the 'right' way

K"

Next level. Peel all the tin labels.

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

clean your cum off your cock on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just breathing seems to be enough... "

I'm apparently very good at this

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

I put talc in partners boots for work, the talc cloud explosion doesn't go well on her black tights when she's late for work lol.

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

Partner started pairing odd socks up in my drawer. It does my box right in and I can't help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go around the house and tighten up all the jars with lids , Whatcha got? "

To wind the wife up. Just sit down with your feet up and looked relaxed

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