FabSwingers.com forum: If sex was a crime

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

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over a year ago

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

I’m only 54 years, see you ladies when you get out

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

53 here

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I’m only 54 years, see you ladies when you get out

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Il soon get that number up ye

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get time off for good behaviour during lockdown?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just 1 year here

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Just 1 year here

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yeah right right il crack the jokes

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

I take it the sentence is only once no matter how many of the same indiscretions ? Otherwise I’m truly fecked

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over a year ago

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Omg there is only two I’ve not done

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

I take it the sentence is only once no matter how many of the same indiscretions ? Otherwise I’m truly fecked

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Lol yes

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Omg there is only two I’ve not done

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Now why don't I believe that! lol so come on how long you going down for ?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

I take it the sentence is only once no matter how many of the same indiscretions ? Otherwise I’m truly fecked

Lol yes

Phew

I’ve lost count though .

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Omg there is only two I’ve not done

Now why don't I believe that! lol so come on how long you going down for ?"

60 years .... we could be cell buddies

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Omg there is only two I’ve not done

Now why don't I believe that! lol so come on how long you going down for ?

60 years .... we could be cell buddies

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

10 years.

Mandy

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Hmmmm - I think I need to work on my alibi

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Are the sentences concurrent or consecutive?

The sentence for porn mean means most of us are fucked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suggest there are a few lifers in here without much chance of parole.... I’ll go start breaking rocks in the hot sun now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

51 for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28 for me

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

. I had no idea I was so wicked!

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Oops 63

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Offtt feeling a bit better now I've seen some with higher scores lol

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

If eating something while getting a wee bj from a lady counts as food sex...well Ive under-counted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

55 for me x sam

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By *eoeclipseWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Omg there is only two I’ve not done

Me too, Max less 9 years...oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41 for me

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

"How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

X that by 4 for me

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

46 for me. Feeling almost virginal in comparison to some

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I think I’ve done some not on the list too .

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"46 for me. Feeling almost virginal in comparison to some

"
Feeling slutty in comparison to some lol

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

"46 for me. Feeling almost virginal in comparison to some

Feeling slutty in comparison to some lol

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just 1 year here

yeah right right il crack the jokes

I’d be 105 before I got out. And I’m not counting the 5 years for a sex tape because I never used “tape” to record it.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Just 1 year here

yeah right right il crack the jokes

I’d be 105 before I got out. And I’m not counting the 5 years for a sex tape because I never used “tape” to record it. "
Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

61 omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 years for me. I really haven't lived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell am doing to hmp Slade for the next 21 years

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

37!! I knew I was an innocent bystander

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

"37!! I knew I was an innocent bystander

Were all innocent bystanders at the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guessing ish 39 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

61 years for me! See you all when I get out! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

max less 8 , idont think i can count though cause people keep posting higher than what i thought was the max

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By *uggydomMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / Aberdeenshire

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

50 here! I guess ill say bye now then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get a caution for wasting police time.....

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Full house -3

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I better lawyer up! 54 years! Would I get a reduced sentence if I flashed the judge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44 for me

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By *innettMan
over a year ago

scotland

45 years.... but got tondefine sex with someone off limits

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

I've done them all.. 66 years by my count

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By *mmixtapeCouple
over a year ago

middle earth

"45 years.... but got tondefine sex with someone off limits

I defined it as someone I said I'd never have sex with (someone over 60) and I've broken that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"45 years.... but got tondefine sex with someone off limits

I defined it as someone I said I'd never have sex with (someone over 60) and I've broken that before "

If that's the case, another 5 years for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 and I'm willing to serve my time m'lady

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over a year ago

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would die in jail.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

45yrs

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *attooed gentMan
over a year ago

anywhere everywhere

"How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

Max minus 5years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mere 45 years, dam Covid!

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

only 2 I've not done

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Jeezo, we'd be looking at 50 years

But...

As long as we got locked up together we'd be ok with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

61 for me..........but still adding to my list

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

Is No. 1 per photo?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"How long would you be locked up ?

1.Have naughty photos on your phone -3yrs

2.Sex in the shower -2yrs

3.Sex in a car -2yrs

4.sex in a bed neither of you owned-5yrs

5.Sex with lights on -2yrs

6.sex in the dark-1yr

7.Sex out doors -4yrs

8.Sex with Food -3yrs

9.Sex with toys -2yrs

10.Sex while d*unk-3yrs

11.sex while high -3

12.sex with a friend -4yrs

13.sex with a stranger-5yrs

14.3some or more some -4yrs

15.sex with same sex-5yrs

16.Sex with someone off limits -5yrs

17.sex with an ex-3yrs

18.Watched porn-1yr

19.made a sex tape -5yrs

20.sex in your parents bed -4yrs

I'd be locked up for 60 years lol

Is No. 1 per photo?

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Just any photos doesnt matter the amount lol

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By *utasmileonMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Waw i have never lived. 14 years for me. I think im the only person that wishes they had been bad lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full sentence..... Never getting out.

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

39 years. I’d get less for a couple of murders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just 59. I'm positively angelic

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

54 for me, reasonable score for a straight guy who’s never been high in his life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41. Still time left to get life

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By *enie90Woman
over a year ago

a bottle

53 for me

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By *ngelkDevilCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Omg there is only two I’ve not done

Only one i havent done!

Angel x

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Omg there is only two I’ve not done

Only one i havent done!

Angel x"

Let’s rectify that quickly

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge

60 Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A minor 38

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

61 for me, can’t decide if that’s a good or bad thing

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