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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thought i would ask and see if i can have a little chuckle at the responses,.

Ok What are your Do's And Donts on a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Em..... DO actually turn up and DON'T be a timewater lol but another one we found was DON'T under any circumstance get curious about the people you are meetings bacon slicer. I'm pretty sure that covers the basics, have fun lokie and Lou x X x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hate d*unk ppl on meets.....biggest pet hate on meets

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Do turn up and don't expect you will automatically be getting a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turn up on time

be well groomed ie clean shaved along with ear n nasal hair

smell nice,

be well presented regards clothing, dont have to be over dressed though

dont over do the alcohol

dont talk about previous meets etc

be honest and open

having done all that i just hope the person im meeting gives the meet similar consideration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go on social meets expecting nothing more than a good chat and a laugh and find out if there's any chemisrty

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross


"Do turn up and don't expect you will automatically be getting a shag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After sex don't wipe your dick on the curtains....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"After sex don't wipe your dick on the curtains...."

Do that and you will LOSE your dick!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After sex don't wipe your dick on the curtains...."

HAha, like it. Keep them coming.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Don't turn up with a suitcase

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't walk in & ask what'll be for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i swear to god this happened to me,

Dont introduce your meet to your mother !

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"i swear to god this happened to me,

Dont introduce your meet to your mother !"

Hahahahahahaha

Class! :D

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland


"i swear to god this happened to me,

Dont introduce your meet to your mother !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A don't ....

On Amelie entering bar to meet guy...he says 'sit yourself down over there I've still got credit in the quiz machine'.......'not there, over there in the corner'....

Game over!

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Nobody puts Baby in the corner!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hate d*unk ppl on meets.....biggest pet hate on meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A don't ....

On Amelie entering bar to meet guy...he says 'sit yourself down over there I've still got credit in the quiz machine'.......'not there, over there in the corner'....

Game over! "

I think we have a winner here. Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A don't ....

On Amelie entering bar to meet guy...he says 'sit yourself down over there I've still got credit in the quiz machine'.......'not there, over there in the corner'....

Game ! "
no way!!!!!

I hope you gave him a sharp look and walked out....knobhead.ggggrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't offer to be their hubby/bride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After sex don't wipe your dick on the curtains....

Do that and you will LOSE your dick!!!! "

Jesus how big are your curtains????

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Dont arrange to meet in a bar then sit and oggle every fem who passes you and ignore your meet ...didnt happen to me but a fem friend lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

oh and dont arrange a meet saying you'l pay for the hotel then leave your wallet at home ..this did happen to me and i ended up paying the room more fool me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to admire his style though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh and dont arrange a meet saying you'l pay for the hotel then leave your wallet at home ..this did happen to me and i ended up paying the room more fool me lol"

Did he drive a Jaaaaaag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont have a curry the night before a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hate d*unk ppl on meets.....biggest pet hate on meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do be slightly nervous, we like that

Do plan to be home late

Do tell us if your running late or have shat pants lol

Do not have overgrown pubes!

Do not expect to have sex as if we don't like you, there is no sex

Do not turn up if you can't perform with condoms, it's fucking irritating!

Oh, and DO NOT tell the fucking taxi driver that you are going to meet a couple at their house to have sex!! This has happened before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do be slightly nervous, we like that

Do plan to be home late

Do tell us if your running late or have shat pants lol

Do not have overgrown pubes!

Do not expect to have sex as if we don't like you, there is no sex

Do not turn up if you can't perform with condoms, it's fucking irritating!

Oh, and DO NOT tell the fucking taxi driver that you are going to meet a couple at their house to have sex!! This has happened before

"

O shit, rouge taxi drivers with sensitive information. We have a new leader.

Are pubes that much of an issue though. I got big bushy ginger ones, should I shave lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't chat on and on about your ex

Don't try and explain the plot of East Enders or "Towie" to me

Don't eat yellow snow

Do make an effort to dress nicely

Do smell nice (its really sexy)

Do not hang around - get it on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk about football

Do brush teeth, use deodorant, and smell clean

Don't be rude or use expletives all the time

Do arrive on time

Don't be sleazy

Do compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't talk about football

Do brush teeth, use deodorant, and smell clean

Don't be rude or use expletives all the time

Do arrive on time

Don't be sleazy

Do compliment

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Good ones.

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