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By *hastised OP   Man
over a year ago

Forfar

As an Englishman in Scotland I have been perturbed for sometime now over buttering rolls! I was brought up (dragged some would say) to butter top and bottom, I have met many people in Scotland that only butter the bottom of a roll, for the life of me I can’t understand why only the bottom? No one does the top only. What makes it worse is the fact that when making a sandwich from sliced bread these ‘bottom only people’ butter top and bottom.

Is this one of those mysteries that is, as it is or is there an underlying explanation as to why bottom only? I need educating

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Butter top and bottom.

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

Some people are just weird. Others are frugal. Financially prudent.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Both for me.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Definitely both

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By *onmacMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Both as in frugal and financially prudent. Or like both sides buttered?

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By *ongue FuckerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Both need to be buttered or neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely both

I’ll raise another weird one along the same genre - butter or jam ? I’ve been asked when ordering pancakes or scones... butter or jam ! Are they clinically insane what are they even saying.. surely it’s both items required on those baked goodies

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Both, anything else is just laziness

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By *un guy 2020Man
over a year ago

near you

Got to be both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always both and slap a square sausage in-between and I am a happy man

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Definitely both

I’ll raise another weird one along the same genre - butter or jam ? I’ve been asked when ordering pancakes or scones... butter or jam ! Are they clinically insane what are they even saying.. surely it’s both items required on those baked goodies "

Exactly can’t have one without the other unless substituting the butter for clotted cream

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In most cases for me... Neither...

I only butter a roll when I'm having it on its own.

Mind you I don't eat rolls that often.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definitely both

I’ll raise another weird one along the same genre - butter or jam ? I’ve been asked when ordering pancakes or scones... butter or jam ! Are they clinically insane what are they even saying.. surely it’s both items required on those baked goodies

Exactly can’t have one without the other unless substituting the butter for clotted cream "

Substitute? I’d say clotted cream would be a worthy addition to the butter and jam combination, let’s not be taking anything away here now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very much depends what's going on the middle. If it's a "wet" filling bottom only will suffice. If it's dry, top and bottom. If it's jam or lemon curd though top and bottom ...

How do you serve chocolate OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being from South of the border its always been butter both for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why do English call them butties ?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Bottom only...both bits buttered is just plain crazy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurpack bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The brown sauce goes on top, if your gay you will use ketchup (ketchup being a word derived from the Chinese language)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roll in Aberdeen is a different thing, only one side buttered. We call them Rowies.

But Softies just one side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely has to be buttered top and bottom, unless a condiment is being added on top at which point it can be overlooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A well fired roll from the "corner shop" Crispy, square sausage and fried onions. Lurpack on bottom and brown sauce on top . Thats the roll of kings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep....

I didnt expect this thread to be about rolls

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Yep....

I didnt expect this thread to be about rolls "

You too.. me neither!

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston


"Yep....

I didnt expect this thread to be about rolls

You too.. me neither!

"

Nope, wasn't expecting that

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Most fillings I'm bottom only.

But some nice pork doesn't need additions to finish up..

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"As an Englishman in Scotland I have been perturbed for sometime now over buttering rolls! I was brought up (dragged some would say) to butter top and bottom, I have met many people in Scotland that only butter the bottom of a roll, for the life of me I can’t understand why only the bottom? No one does the top only. What makes it worse is the fact that when making a sandwich from sliced bread these ‘bottom only people’ butter top and bottom.

Is this one of those mysteries that is, as it is or is there an underlying explanation as to why bottom only? I need educating "

You really, when permitted, HAVE TO GET OUT MORE OFTEN

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Top & bottom unless its for soup then I take it dry

Theres a few cafes Ive been to that only done the bottom, I always assumed they were either lazy or stingy I didn't realise this was actually a thing

The real weirdos are the ones that only toast one side of the bread

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t see the point in only buttering one side.

So it’s both for me

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By *hastised OP   Man
over a year ago

Forfar


" How do you serve chocolate OP. "

Always with a glass of red at room temp in big glass, but most importantly with a lady that likes the early hours

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By *hastised OP   Man
over a year ago

Forfar


" You really, when permitted, HAVE TO GET OUT MORE OFTEN "

OK, when they let me out can I pop around and be educated

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

I 0nly always just butter the bottom whether it a roll or sandwich

Just something always done since I was a youngster, no known reason.

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By *leeperMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I only too was think of try bottom at one point but don’t think it my thing

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Butter on the bottom. Pretty much always on the top.

Butter melting and mixing with sauce is minging so can’t butter both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only too was think of try bottom at one point but don’t think it my thing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I butter the bottom of rolls, bottom on a piece but sometimes I will do the topside of a piece.

I was brought up with only one side done due to financial constraints.

Some people think it's lazy doing one side but is it not healthier also

I don't eat jam unless it's on a scone,always with butter...

Clotted cream, what is the point of it?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Depends what's going in it. If it has mayo/sauce etc I don't butter at all - shocking I know

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By *elboy321Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Bottom of the roll for me, dont want to clog my arteries up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got too be both for me

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Bottom only, both rolls and sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom only. the top is for sauce or pickle or whatever your condiment of choice is in either a roll

( not cob or tea cake or bam or any other misdescription of a ROLL ) or on a sandwich

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Bottom only. the top is for sauce or pickle or whatever your condiment of choice is in either a roll

( not cob or tea cake or bam or any other misdescription of a ROLL ) or on a sandwich "
this for fried foods I'm a dry roll also no need of more fats with buttering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both always, and real butter none of those pretend spreads!

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By *ick1979xxMan
over a year ago

hornyville

Both top and bottom.

Which is 1st, cream or jam on a scone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Both top and bottom.

Which is 1st, cream or jam on a scone?"

Jam of course!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can switch but prefer to be sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

switch for me but prefer sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an Englishman in Scotland I have been perturbed for sometime now over buttering rolls! I was brought up (dragged some would say) to butter top and bottom, I have met many people in Scotland that only butter the bottom of a roll, for the life of me I can’t understand why only the bottom? No one does the top only. What makes it worse is the fact that when making a sandwich from sliced bread these ‘bottom only people’ butter top and bottom.

Is this one of those mysteries that is, as it is or is there an underlying explanation as to why bottom only? I need educating "
definitely butter top and bottom

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