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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So this causes much hilarity with the hubby. I'm not exactly shy with bedroom shenanigans BUT I can't do dirty chat, sexting and the likes. Just makes me cringe and I get flustered, although in person I'm totally different. Anyone else like this? I'm adamant there must be other weirdos like me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So this causes much hilarity with the hubby. I'm not exactly shy with bedroom shenanigans BUT I can't do dirty chat, sexting and the likes. Just makes me cringe and I get flustered, although in person I'm totally different. Anyone else like this? I'm adamant there must be other weirdos like me! "

Don't do it either, rather be doing than talking or texting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be like this...but Mr harped on about how much of a turn on it was for him that I eventually gave it a try. Felt like a total fanny the first few times until I realised it was like flipping a magic switch with him. I just need to resist the urge to slip into

a random impersonation mid wank just to put him off!

Find it very difficult with random though, just feels silly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to be like this...but Mr harped on about how much of a turn on it was for him that I eventually gave it a try. Felt like a total fanny the first few times until I realised it was like flipping a magic switch with him. I just need to resist the urge to slip into

a random impersonation mid wank just to put him off!

Find it very difficult with random though, just feels silly."

I can do it with the hubby to a point but I end up doing a stupid accent or something. Usually sound like an Eastern European prostitute! Randoms are a definite no, reminds me of chat in a dodgy porno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be like this...but Mr harped on about how much of a turn on it was for him that I eventually gave it a try. Felt like a total fanny the first few times until I realised it was like flipping a magic switch with him. I just need to resist the urge to slip into

a random impersonation mid wank just to put him off!

Find it very difficult with random though, just feels silly.

I can do it with the hubby to a point but I end up doing a stupid accent or something. Usually sound like an Eastern European prostitute! Randoms are a definite no, reminds me of chat in a dodgy porno!"

I like to through in a random "lisp" or a stutter to keep him on his toes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who doesn't find a speech impediment a total turn on right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who doesn't find a speech impediment a total turn on right?"

Might get some helium so he can fantasise about Joe Pasquale giving him a gammy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who doesn't find a speech impediment a total turn on right?

Might get some helium so he can fantasise about Joe Pasquale giving him a gammy "

Wow, I can totally see why he married you. If you sing the song that gets on your nerves then he will have died and gone to heaven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is all so funny I might try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is all so funny I might try it "

You need to report back and let us know if it works!

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

I’m no good a sexting, find it awkward! but I’d say completely different in the flesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is all so funny I might try it

You need to report back and let us know if it works! "

Ok you dirty minx (sorry just practising there )

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I love dirty talk, Mr not so much. For me it's like a switch that takes me right there, got to be with the right people tho

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot do fone sex - i cum in about 5 seconds

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By *ixie and adamCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not gonna lie. I like a wee filthy chat if someone takes my fancy Pixie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it! Last night my man was talking dirty to me in French, so sexy

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

We do it with each other but not with others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some dirty talk with an Italian Lady.

I thought she was arguing for the past hour.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Oh I have a good line in filth. Written and orally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife loves it when done right. I'm not that good at it but luckily the wife's lover keeps her aroused with his sweet dirty talk.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

We love it, before and during sex. Mrs also loves to encourage others when we’re playing with another couple too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs loves it during sex. I tell her what she wants/needs to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We love it, before and during sex. Mrs also loves to encourage others when we’re playing with another couple too. "

A real team player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does nothing for me I’m exactly like you chick xx

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I used to be like this...but Mr harped on about how much of a turn on it was for him that I eventually gave it a try. Felt like a total fanny the first few times until I realised it was like flipping a magic switch with him. I just need to resist the urge to slip into

a random impersonation mid wank just to put him off!

Find it very difficult with random though, just feels silly.

I can do it with the hubby to a point but I end up doing a stupid accent or something. Usually sound like an Eastern European prostitute! Randoms are a definite no, reminds me of chat in a dodgy porno!

I like to through in a random "lisp" or a stutter to keep him on his toes "

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland


"So this causes much hilarity with the hubby. I'm not exactly shy with bedroom shenanigans BUT I can't do dirty chat, sexting and the likes. Just makes me cringe and I get flustered, although in person I'm totally different. Anyone else like this? I'm adamant there must be other weirdos like me! "
Me neither i cant be arsed with it ,but in person im all for it no idea why

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is all so funny I might try it

You need to report back and let us know if it works!

Ok you dirty minx (sorry just practising there ) "

Did you say that with an accent? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love dirty talk, Mr not so much. For me it's like a switch that takes me right there, got to be with the right people tho

K"

I wish I could do it! Its the weirdest thing! I'm not a shy person but I feel like I'm some sort of really bad porn star! The talking not the doing FYI haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cannot do fone sex - i cum in about 5 seconds "

That's 2 seconds more that some. High five dude!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love it! Last night my man was talking dirty to me in French, so sexy "

Well that would be no good to me, did French at school but all I can remember is how to say my name and that I like chicken and have a dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't do it either. Get totally flustered and can't enjoy what should be a fun time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can't do it either. Get totally flustered and can't enjoy what should be a fun time. "

Glad it's not just me! I probably overthink it then dodgy porn pops in my head haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to talk dirty during sex x it's horny as

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love to talk dirty during sex x it's horny as "

So do I but I just can't do it! When I try I end up putting on a bloody Russian accent!

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By *zz adventureWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I love dirty texts and chat. Spices things right up and keeps me keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend loves me talking filthy to him, love love loves it . Especially when he's giving me a wet sloppy one on the chair , drinking a Budweiser & smoking a cigar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it a bit monotonous and more of a turn off than a turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH loves it so I’m getting a lot of practice ........but that’s between us I don’t want to hear anyone else’s filthy talk I think it’s private ........but I do like setting and even written the odd story on here.........

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I adore a bit of dirty chat, and phone sex. Drives me wild.

And also earned me some cash a good many years ago when I was skint

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By *cotyt4funMan
over a year ago

livingston

I love subtle sxtng, no pressure , just suggestive teasing throughout the day to build up the anticipation

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Always sounds better in my head than when saying it

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By *ootall2920Man
over a year ago

Linlithgow


"So this causes much hilarity with the hubby. I'm not exactly shy with bedroom shenanigans BUT I can't do dirty chat, sexting and the likes. Just makes me cringe and I get flustered, although in person I'm totally different. Anyone else like this? I'm adamant there must be other weirdos like me! "

Everything I write sounds like a cheesey line to me. So tend to shy away from it.

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By *arroness NikkiWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can see why it would be hard with hubby. But it’s easy for us who are single, it’s just part of the fun/illusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i cant do dirty talk or phone sex either just total cringe

i used to be right into some very explicit texting as part of a build up though ... somehow its flipped to a total turn off, can only assume its down to guys that want to jump into it 3 texts after hi thats ruined it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find it all a bit cringe and ridiculous. Never been a fan of sexting either. People watch way too much porn nowadays

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby


"Always sounds better in my head than when saying it "

You do fine you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can see why it would be hard with hubby. But it’s easy for us who are single, it’s just part of the fun/illusion "

Could never do it when I was a singleton either, maybe I've just watched too much dodgy porn and it makes me cringe now! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i cant do dirty talk or phone sex either just total cringe

i used to be right into some very explicit texting as part of a build up though ... somehow its flipped to a total turn off, can only assume its down to guys that want to jump into it 3 texts after hi thats ruined it for me "

Maybe it's cause after 3 texts you never know who you're talking to. The fit guy in his late 20's could in reality be a 70 something with a wooden leg and a glass eye! Not that wooden legs and glass eyes are a bad thing if you have a thing for pirates lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the right person someone you know, someone you find incredibly sexy and with whom you share a sexual bond with, sexting, flirting and intimate bedroom talk comes very naturally and really does add heightened pleasures

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

All adds to the enjoyment, better once confident being flirty face to face with innuendos

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By *reigyMan
over a year ago

hamilton

Bloody love a good phone wank.Frustrates me how it's hard to find women now who want to do it.Some peoples accounts have fannys and bumholes galore.You mention phone fun and it's like you've asked to eat their children.Anyone says to me " Oh I only like the real thing " well its goodnight from me.Why meet someone who can't even tell you what they want.Unless you're on here for a 6 month holdy hands relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody love a good phone wank.Frustrates me how it's hard to find women now who want to do it.Some peoples accounts have fannys and bumholes galore.You mention phone fun and it's like you've asked to eat their children.Anyone says to me " Oh I only like the real thing " well its goodnight from me.Why meet someone who can't even tell you what they want.Unless you're on here for a 6 month holdy hands relationship."

It's not that fulfilling for a lot of grown ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Find it all a bit cringe and ridiculous. Never been a fan of sexting either. People watch way too much porn nowadays "

Totally agree

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By *yannbWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cringy fake porn lines are biggest turn off ever! Double cringy if you're asked to say something, hearing "call me daddy" creeps me out

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By *ohn.pMan
over a year ago

Islington london

Hello everyone im John 34 from north London

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By *otrock-cplCouple
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Darren loves it when I come away with the dirty talk.

Always happy to help with dirty talk when we can X

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By *uggy55TV/TS
over a year ago

Fife

Love dirty talk and can be quite good at it. However, if both are not on the same level, or one isn't into it, it can be tough.

Talking about it before hand sometime helps

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