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By *jglas34 OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Interested in what weird things ladies have used to get off on their pussy. Seen on porn films ladies using a car tow ball also a gearstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things you see in porn are quite unlikely to be representative of real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interested in what weird things ladies have used to get off on their pussy. Seen on porn films ladies using a car tow ball also a gearstick."

Only if I'm struggling to get it into reverse cause my hands are full.

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By *un44Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW


"Interested in what weird things ladies have used to get off on their pussy. Seen on porn films ladies using a car tow ball also a gearstick.

Only if I'm struggling to get it into reverse cause my hands are full."

Now that a neat trick.....and I thought guys steering with their nuts while eating crisps was skilled but yours is pure talent

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

For single girls in these trying times the weirdest thing to put in their chuffs would probably be a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/11/20 16:11:51]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow day on Hamster porn is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s face it whoever was the weirdo that first used fingers ?? But look where that got us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The things you see in porn are quite unlikely to be representative of real life "

Is that not the same for almost everything you see on TV though.

I bet that doesn't stop you from talking about a film you seen on TV. So with that in mind there's no real need to remind the OP of this fact . Add to that just like movies , unrealistic TV can still give ideas for things that could become reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slow day on Hamster porn is it "

Trying to shame someone aint really cool, imo.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

I went through a phase of getting subs to send me pictures and videos of the weird insertions I’d commanded them do. Most were veggies, cucumbers were a fave. I got a great video of a dp with 2 cucumbers but the odd and funny one was the paper we said they could stick up their ass...... got rolled up, a condom put on lubed and stuck up a nice lady’s bum and the picture sent to me. Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slow day on Hamster porn is it

Trying to shame someone aint really cool, imo."
that makes both of us but hey ho

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

My nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slow day on Hamster porn is it

Trying to shame someone aint really cool, imo.that makes both of us but hey ho "

I'm not trying to shame you , I'm calling you out on your post. Wasn't necessary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree to disagree

I do think it was called for but again you have something to say

Open forum and all that jazz.

You have a fantastic night scrolling my replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was once a bedpost moment

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.


"There was once a bedpost moment "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slow day on Hamster porn is it

Trying to shame someone aint really cool, imo."

Said the man who built his fence as he could only describe them as feckin useless ?

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik


"Slow day on Hamster porn is it

Trying to shame someone aint really cool, imo.

Said the man who built his fence as he could only describe them as feckin useless ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slow day on Hamster porn is it

Trying to shame someone aint really cool, imo.

Said the man who built his fence as he could only describe them as feckin useless ?"

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By *uan23Man
over a year ago

A nearby village

There's a video I spotted last night on Fab of a woman throwing a papaya up her chuff if that's something that's tickle your pickle OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slow day on Hamster porn is it

Trying to shame someone aint really cool, imo.

Said the man who built his fence as he could only describe them as feckin useless ?"

If I called you feckin useless, then your point would be valid as that's directly being aimed at yourself and you being a Fab member such comments are againstforum rules, but since my comment was aimed at random people from the vanilla world then it sits there along side the millions of allowable comments made on the Fab forums. Unlike the direct attempt at shaming another Fab member because of their topic choice. Which is what I called out.

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By *ilted32Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

All I can say is that, according to a couple of friends that work in A&E, you would be surprised what can and has been inserted in various orifices that won't come out.

The more interesting bit is the stories that people seem to think they have to dream up - the staff know what you were up to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The things you see in porn are quite unlikely to be representative of real life

Is that not the same for almost everything you see on TV though.

I bet that doesn't stop you from talking about a film you seen on TV. So with that in mind there's no real need to remind the OP of this fact . Add to that just like movies , unrealistic TV can still give ideas for things that could become reality. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the TV remote

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By *macktheponyMan
over a year ago

wellington

Dont think there would be many that would be open and say in thread. Maybe in private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a sarcastic comment but was meant to be funny as in pass the remote to a girl friend or partner now that would be something weird

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By *iimonMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"The things you see in porn are quite unlikely to be representative of real life "

WTF! Do you mean it's not common practice for girls to sit on bed posts?

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By *iimonMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"There was once a bedpost moment "

I knew it!

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By *johnny26Man
over a year ago

Barrow

[Removed by poster at 26/11/20 03:14:25]

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By *johnny26Man
over a year ago

Barrow

I was hoovering naked and I fell...... honest ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interested in what weird things ladies have used to get off on their pussy. Seen on porn films ladies using a car tow ball also a gearstick."

A Cadbury's flake was best thing ive seen in a pussy as I slowly licked and ate it out as it melted away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there is nothing worse, than seeing pics on here of a lady having a bottle/can stuffed up her Jack 'n Danny.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"There was once a bedpost moment "

Do tell more...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interested in what weird things ladies have used to get off on their pussy. Seen on porn films ladies using a car tow ball also a gearstick.

A Cadbury's flake was best thing ive seen in a pussy as I slowly licked and ate it out as it melted away. "

This method actually gives me the boak.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Interested in what weird things ladies have used to get off on their pussy. Seen on porn films ladies using a car tow ball also a gearstick.

A Cadbury's flake was best thing ive seen in a pussy as I slowly licked and ate it out as it melted away. "

I feel a yeast infection coming On!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Interested in what weird things ladies have used to get off on their pussy. Seen on porn films ladies using a car tow ball also a gearstick.

A Cadbury's flake was best thing ive seen in a pussy as I slowly licked and ate it out as it melted away.

This method actually gives me the boak."

then dont do it, live a sheltered life

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