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"It sounds silly but peirce my ears, unfortunately growing up my ears were quite big imaging the champions league cup or so I kept getting told aha. I tired on fake piercings once in London and was like "nope never going to happen" years later I'm older the rest of my body has caught upto my ears, I'm no longer being swept away by the wind like a loose umbrella and I've stretched my ears to 18mm, definitely glad I did. " I'm the opposite....ridiculously small ears. Look like 2 Quavers stuck on the side of my nut. Only thing they're good for is keeping my specs on! | |||
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"It sounds silly but peirce my ears, unfortunately growing up my ears were quite big imaging the champions league cup or so I kept getting told aha. I tired on fake piercings once in London and was like "nope never going to happen" years later I'm older the rest of my body has caught upto my ears, I'm no longer being swept away by the wind like a loose umbrella and I've stretched my ears to 18mm, definitely glad I did. I'm the opposite....ridiculously small ears. Look like 2 Quavers stuck on the side of my nut. Only thing they're good for is keeping my specs on!" ![]() | |||
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"Get my nose pierced again. Now my snout is a big swollen baw. Just like the last time. Being older definitely does not make you wiser!" Can you imagine a combined efit pic with your bugle and my fritters? ![]() | |||
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"I swore I wouldn't become a pandemic couch potato yet here I am on my sofa shaped like a potato. " No the feeling lol | |||
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"It sounds silly but peirce my ears, unfortunately growing up my ears were quite big imaging the champions league cup or so I kept getting told aha. I tired on fake piercings once in London and was like "nope never going to happen" years later I'm older the rest of my body has caught upto my ears, I'm no longer being swept away by the wind like a loose umbrella and I've stretched my ears to 18mm, definitely glad I did. I'm the opposite....ridiculously small ears. Look like 2 Quavers stuck on the side of my nut. Only thing they're good for is keeping my specs on!" Ha I call my wife quaver heed her ears are that small lol | |||
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"It sounds silly but peirce my ears, unfortunately growing up my ears were quite big imaging the champions league cup or so I kept getting told aha. I tired on fake piercings once in London and was like "nope never going to happen" years later I'm older the rest of my body has caught upto my ears, I'm no longer being swept away by the wind like a loose umbrella and I've stretched my ears to 18mm, definitely glad I did. I'm the opposite....ridiculously small ears. Look like 2 Quavers stuck on the side of my nut. Only thing they're good for is keeping my specs on! Ha I call my wife quaver heed her ears are that small lol" Maybe we're related! Mr also calls me Shrek Ears ![]() | |||
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"It sounds silly but peirce my ears, unfortunately growing up my ears were quite big imaging the champions league cup or so I kept getting told aha. I tired on fake piercings once in London and was like "nope never going to happen" years later I'm older the rest of my body has caught upto my ears, I'm no longer being swept away by the wind like a loose umbrella and I've stretched my ears to 18mm, definitely glad I did. I'm the opposite....ridiculously small ears. Look like 2 Quavers stuck on the side of my nut. Only thing they're good for is keeping my specs on! Ha I call my wife quaver heed her ears are that small lol Maybe we're related! Mr also calls me Shrek Ears ![]() I thought he called you Shrek because of the smell! | |||
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