FabSwingers.com forum: Things you believed as a kid

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eat your carrots, for better eyesight, can't believe i fell for this one,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My father knew someone who picked his nose that much he made a hole in it

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

That there was a man who lived in the moon.

If you ate seeds from a fruit that fruit would grow in your tummy.

Fairies lived at the bottom of our garden.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Sugar rots your teeth, not true foods with cooked starches are more likely to do that

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

If the wind changes your face will stay like that .

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"If the wind changes your face will stay like that .

That was my one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallowing chewing gum wraps around your intestines and them you die

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Rusty nails dont cause tetanus either

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

Eat plenty fish it gives you brains.

I got suckered with that one... now hate fish and still thick as sh1t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Women are the fairer sex

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By *eterjamesmcMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Never go with strangers. Its never turned out that bad as an adult!

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By *uan23Man
over a year ago

A nearby village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple pips will grow in your belly if you swallow them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch oot the Bogie man will get you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll go to the bad fire ..Now behave!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Apple pips will grow in your belly if you swallow them."
I said that up there too ^^^

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Santa "
And the booth fairy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apple pips will grow in your belly if you swallow them.I said that up there too ^^^

Still traumatised.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Apple pips will grow in your belly if you swallow them.I said that up there too ^^^

Still traumatised."
That can be you're excuse if uve put on lockfown weigh ... ate too many watermelon pips lol

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

If I misbehaved I would be sent to the jaggy jersey home

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If I misbehaved I would be sent to the jaggy jersey home

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Right you need to explain that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I misbehaved I would be sent to the jaggy jersey home

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yip that too

Home where no mums or dads no visitors and only a jaggy itchy jumper to wear

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"If I misbehaved I would be sent to the jaggy jersey home

Right you need to explain that one lol

.... my Gran was a big knitter but I hated wearing the jumpers as they were so itchy (turns out I’m allergic to wool) so they said there was a home for badly behaved children (jaggy jersey home) and if I was bad I would be sent there and made to wear woolly jumpers all day and night .... it scared the hell out of me

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"If I misbehaved I would be sent to the jaggy jersey home

yip that too

Home where no mums or dads no visitors and only a jaggy itchy jumper to wear

YES!!! We could have been room buddies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I misbehaved I would be sent to the jaggy jersey home

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That sounds harsh

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"If I misbehaved I would be sent to the jaggy jersey home

Right you need to explain that one lol

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Ouch !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the train went over the forth rail bridge like a roller coaster. I was scared I would fall off. I remember being about 6 or 7 and not wanting to go on the school trip over it.

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley

my granny used to tell us to eat the crust on a plain loaf , cos it makes your hair curly , she was right hairs on my chest curly, didnt mention i would have a smooth napper!! auld bugger

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"my granny used to tell us to eat the crust on a plain loaf , cos it makes your hair curly , she was right hairs on my chest curly, didnt mention i would have a smooth napper!! auld bugger"
I got told the other day if you eat your crusts you got hairy nipples .... hmmmm not sure I believe it lol

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By *ally dugsCouple
over a year ago

Motherwell

chewing gum was made from rats tails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to think dick cheese was cum when I was a little un.

p.s Hey all !

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By *el65Man
over a year ago

paisley

"my granny used to tell us to eat the crust on a plain loaf , cos it makes your hair curly , she was right hairs on my chest curly, didnt mention i would have a smooth napper!! auld buggerI got told the other day if you eat your crusts you got hairy nipples .... hmmmm not sure I believe it lol

well judging by your amazing nipples , its safe to say , you are a crust off lady ,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

well judging by your amazing nipples , its safe to say , you are a crust off lady ,

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Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thunder and lightning meant, god was angry with you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Eating your crusts will make ypur hair curly - which caused a dilema for me as I liked crusts but hated my already curly hair

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Thunder and lightning meant, god was angry with you

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I was told he was cleaning & moving his furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you keep playing with it, you'll go blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you keep playing with it, you'll go blind

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well my spec prescription is pretty strong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told that when the ice cream van was playing it's tune ment he had no ice cream left.

Also that the big creepy house on way out of my village was for naughty kids and if i didn't behave id be sent there.

P.s still hear of the latter being used to this day. Apparently its now maggy mays house.

Parents can be horrible cunts at times.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Beware of priests.

Oh, hang on. That one was true.

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By *uckcpl4biCouple
over a year ago

somewhere around there

As an only child my mum has only had sex the once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus/God saw everything.

Stopped believing that when I was about 12 but the good ol' Catholic guilt lingered a bit longer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, this amazingly powerful entity that can create and destroy universes at will gets all upset cos you're having a wee play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, this amazingly powerful entity that can create and destroy universes at will gets all upset cos you're having a wee play"

"Thou shalt not polish the bean on the Sabbath".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Kissing made your teeth fall out

Jimmy Saville was a good guy

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By *ouplefor funCouple
over a year ago

near kilmarnock

If you don't get that skelph out it will grow a tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That the sun, went to bed and the moon came out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the wind changes your face will stay like that .

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mine too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyou think I came up the Clyde on a bloody banana boat !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dyou think I came up the Clyde on a bloody banana boat !!

Probably not pc in this modern world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you played with your belly button your bum would fall off.

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

I thought that all homeless people were great at music

Didn't realise the difference between the homeless and buskers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life would be better as an adult

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

That the world was a nice place, and that people were good.

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

When ever we were driving to vist my Gran up in Glasgow my Dad would always point to a building and say "Look thats my pals house"

It was a huge building and I assumed my Dad knew someone rich or famous to live in a house that big

Years later we were driving by and I went to look and saw the big sign that read "HMS Barlinne"

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Was told ( and believed it) that if you swallow chewing gum it will stay in your stomach forever (especially Wriggleys Spearmint)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When ever we were driving to vist my Gran up in Glasgow my Dad would always point to a building and say "Look thats my pals house"

It was a huge building and I assumed my Dad knew someone rich or famous to live in a house that big

Years later we were driving by and I went to look and saw the big sign that read "HMS Barlinne"

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Classic

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

That they sang "it's confusing" instead of "listen to the music" (Doobie Brothers song). Probably until my early teenage years when I found it what the song title was and put 2 and 2 together. Please bear in mind English is not my first language

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

Prostitutes were people that sold bibles!

I heard the word in school and asked my gran what it meant, u can imagined her face when i answered the door to the jahovas one day

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

That grangemouth refinery was firey hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking makes you go blind. Helen is writing this as I can't see keyboard without my specs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Robin Redbreast told my mother all what i was upto

she would find out and when i asked how she knew, she would say the robin redbreast told me

if i was up to trouble I would look around for that robin before doing anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Azerbaijian was a pretend country name used by comedians/ telly shows

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By *ardonNWMan
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

how to scare a secondary school, just put the rumour out that the school nurse was in and she had a tablet that she put on the end of your cock and it could tell if you had been wanking

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By *hatsmynameagainCouple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"how to scare a secondary school, just put the rumour out that the school nurse was in and she had a tablet that she put on the end of your cock and it could tell if you had been wanking

Around here it was a cold spoon on your balls and if you got a boner it meant you'd been wanking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my uncle Jimmy really loved me and showed it by fondling my love sword

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By *ocklecockMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Jesus .... as a kid I believed in Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat plenty fish it gives you brains.

I got suckered with that one... now hate fish and still thick as sh1t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my uncle Jimmy really loved me and showed it by fondling my love sword "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easter bunny

Santa

The tooth fairy

God

And that having the light inside your car on was against the law.

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By *ruescotsman84Man
over a year ago

Isle Of Bute

I used to think robin reliant's were for one legged drivers

Swallowing chewing gum would kill you

There was a man on the moon who'd get me if I wasn't good

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By *kblueeyesCouple
over a year ago

kilkenny

If you tell a lie your tongue would turn black

Stick out your tongue and I'll see if you have a black mark on it

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By *traightrimmerMan
over a year ago

glasgow

That you were meant to put your balls in as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That our dog really did go to live with a nice family on a big farm in the country... Honestly never clicked until I was like 18!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That grangemouth refinery was firey hell"

My dad told me St. Fergus gas refinery was Buck Rodgers space station

showing my age there haha but now I tell kids it's Buzz Lightyears space station.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That alcohol made adults funnier

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Naw crusts made your hair curly

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By *o72Man
over a year ago

glasgow & London

The bible, god & Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa, easter bunny and the tooth fairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Santa, easter bunny and the tooth fairy"

Wooh hey wait a minute

What are you trying to say here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That Girly magazine stash was really dads not my big brothers

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By *inky_katrinaTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was straight xx

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By *elsbells2011Couple
over a year ago

fife

My mum told me there was chemical in the swimming pool that turned red if you pee and everyone would know. Was terrified but was always hunting for someone surrounded by red water and always tried to convince my sister so she would get in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll tell you when you're older.....

I'm still waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

SANTA

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