FabSwingers.com forum: I know this sounds weird

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

but does anybody like watching themselves bounce on a dildo in front of a mirror or is that weird haha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to sound even weirder.. but if you say "space ghetto" in an american accent, it sounds like you're saying "spice girl" is a glaswegian accent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to sound even weirder.. but if you say "space ghetto" in an american accent, it sounds like you're saying "spice girl" is a glaswegian accent. "

What if I say it with a dildo up my flute whilst bouncing in front of the mirror?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"This is going to sound even weirder.. but if you say "space ghetto" in an american accent, it sounds like you're saying "spice girl" is a glaswegian accent.

What if I say it with a dildo up my flute whilst bouncing in front of the mirror?"

That's more space hopper than space ghetto.

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"This is going to sound even weirder.. but if you say "space ghetto" in an american accent, it sounds like you're saying "spice girl" is a glaswegian accent.

What if I say it with a dildo up my flute whilst bouncing in front of the mirror?"

Then you will be congratulated on your multi-tasking abilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to sound even weirder.. but if you say "space ghetto" in an american accent, it sounds like you're saying "spice girl" is a glaswegian accent.

What if I say it with a dildo up my flute whilst bouncing in front of the mirror?

Then you will be congratulated on your multi-tasking abilities "

I am a woman after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is going to sound even weirder.. but if you say "space ghetto" in an american accent, it sounds like you're saying "spice girl" is a glaswegian accent.

What if I say it with a dildo up my flute whilst bouncing in front of the mirror?

That's more space hopper than space ghetto. "

Forgetting you've seen the big fella

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"This is going to sound even weirder.. but if you say "space ghetto" in an american accent, it sounds like you're saying "spice girl" is a glaswegian accent.

What if I say it with a dildo up my flute whilst bouncing in front of the mirror?

That's more space hopper than space ghetto.

Forgetting you've seen the big fella

It really is when two become one, Gaping Spice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do - have a wee clip of it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The New Lesbian Space Hopper by Love Honey.

A Girls answer to the double-ender toy with ultimate satisfying results, giving you full access to close face fronting stimulation with benefits of keeping up with you're daily exercise plan.

PM for more details..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The New Lesbian Space Hopper by Love Honey.

A Girls answer to the double-ender toy with ultimate satisfying results, giving you full access to close face fronting stimulation with benefits of keeping up with you're daily exercise plan.

PM for more details..

Does it come with a year's warranty? Burst the last one doing a lap of the scheme

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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"The New Lesbian Space Hopper by Love Honey.

A Girls answer to the double-ender toy with ultimate satisfying results, giving you full access to close face fronting stimulation with benefits of keeping up with you're daily exercise plan.

PM for more details..

Does it come with a year's warranty? Burst the last one doing a lap of the scheme

Now that would have been a sight to see, shame about the premature deflation though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The New Lesbian Space Hopper by Love Honey.

A Girls answer to the double-ender toy with ultimate satisfying results, giving you full access to close face fronting stimulation with benefits of keeping up with you're daily exercise plan.

PM for more details..

Does it come with a year's warranty? Burst the last one doing a lap of the scheme

Stay aff the hardcore.

Just sold one ...Thanks IMA

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"The New Lesbian Space Hopper by Love Honey.

A Girls answer to the double-ender toy with ultimate satisfying results, giving you full access to close face fronting stimulation with benefits of keeping up with you're daily exercise plan.

PM for more details..

Does it come with a year's warranty? Burst the last one doing a lap of the scheme

Stay aff the hardcore.

Just sold one ...Thanks IMA

Commission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers.."

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

Promise?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

Promise?"

Cross my legs and hope to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

Flirt and the stream of Space Hopping Boobie Bouncing Space Cadets.

Sorry, I meant post this on the Movie thread..

Tut. See me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

Flirt and the stream of Space Hopping Boobie Bouncing Space Cadets.

Sorry, I meant post this on the Movie thread..

Tut. See me..

You’re next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

Flirt and the stream of Space Hopping Boobie Bouncing Space Cadets.

Sorry, I meant post this on the Movie thread..

Tut. See me..

You’re next

If I let ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

Flirt and the stream of Space Hopping Boobie Bouncing Space Cadets.

Sorry, I meant post this on the Movie thread..

Tut. See me..

You’re next

If I let ya.

Ucht am aff it noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

Flirt and the stream of Space Hopping Boobie Bouncing Space Cadets.

Sorry, I meant post this on the Movie thread..

Tut. See me..

You’re next

If I let ya.

Ucht am aff it noo

Me tae.

But tell me, did you sail across the sun?

Did you make it to the Milky Way

To see the lights all faded

And that heaven is overrated?

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?

One without a permanent scar

And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread started weird then got weirder, I love it

Speaking of space hoppers..

I’ll be putting you over my space hopper young man

Flirt and the stream of Space Hopping Boobie Bouncing Space Cadets.

Sorry, I meant post this on the Movie thread..

Tut. See me..

You’re next

If I let ya.

Ucht am aff it noo

Me tae.

But tell me, did you sail across the sun?

Did you make it to the Milky Way

To see the lights all faded

And that heaven is overrated?

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?

One without a permanent scar

And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?"

I see this life like a swingin' vine

Swing my heart across the line

In my face is flashin' signs

Seek it out and ye shall find

The old, but I'm not that old

Young, but I'm not that bold

And I don't think the world is sold

On just doing what we're told

I feel something so right

Doing the wrong thing

And I feel something so wrong

Doing the right thing

I couldn't lie, couldn't lie, couldn't lie

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The New Lesbian Space Hopper by Love Honey.

A Girls answer to the double-ender toy with ultimate satisfying results, giving you full access to close face fronting stimulation with benefits of keeping up with you're daily exercise plan.

PM for more details..

Does it come with a year's warranty? Burst the last one doing a lap of the scheme

That wasn't it bursting, it was shooting its load ( of air ) because you were face riding it roon the scheme. Lmao

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