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By *ittleRed18 OP Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits? "

Its biscuit base with Marshmallow, so definitely a biscuit, no cake in it appart from the name.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits? "
A cake to me is soft like a sponge ie a jaffa cake is as the name suggests as its a sponge base where a teacake is semi soft so could be a biscuit or a cake lol

Don't think that helps

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Does it go stale or soggy ?

Only some people like a soggy biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes?"

They look like yummy chocolate tits.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes?

They look like yummy chocolate tits. "

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks"

Tory donors, no thanks

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By *ctoboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I literally read this post whilst walking past the Tunnocks factory....It's a biscuit not a cake...but tastes lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I literally read this post whilst walking past the Tunnocks factory....It's a biscuit not a cake...but tastes lovely

agree

tastes great

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By *sa and HarryCouple
over a year ago

motherwell

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits?

Its biscuit base with Marshmallow, so definitely a biscuit, no cake in it appart from the name. "
Marshmallow? whens the last time you had a tunnocks teacake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits?

Its biscuit base with Marshmallow, so definitely a biscuit, no cake in it appart from the name. Marshmallow? whens the last time you had a tunnocks teacake?

Not a fan of them but I know whats in them, BUT I did double check and this is from the Tunnocks website

"Soft marshmallow on a biscuit base fully coated in real milk chocolate."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan I’d rather have cheese and crackers but I’d say it’s a biscuit and so is a Jaffa cake

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

I’ll give you mine they’re yukki

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

I’ll give you mine they’re yukki

Swap you for Wensleydale and Jacobs

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

Split the bottom off and eat it first. Pop the cream and chocolate top whole. Job done

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Yep take biscuit base off and eat it and then try and eat the mallow chocolate top without getting it everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say biscuit. Just because of the base

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By *2ooMan
over a year ago

Borders

Deffo biscuit mind so is a Jaffa cake I prefer a chocolate orange my self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

I’ll give you mine they’re yukki

Swap you for Wensleydale and Jacobs

Make that a rough oatcake and some Stilton and yer on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

I’ll give you mine they’re yukki

Swap you for Wensleydale and Jacobs

Make that a rough oatcake and some Stilton and yer on

Ya teasing bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

I’ll give you mine they’re yukki

Swap you for Wensleydale and Jacobs

Make that a rough oatcake and some Stilton and yer on

Ya teasing bitch.

*slowly reveals the pate and fresh baked baguette...

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Definitely cake. Far too sift to be biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely cake. Far too sift to be biscuit."

True... it’s one of THOSE debates like... toasted or roasted cheese ... RUNNNZZZZ (toasted btw)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

I’ll give you mine they’re yukki

Swap you for Wensleydale and Jacobs

Make that a rough oatcake and some Stilton and yer on

Ya teasing bitch.

*slowly reveals the pate and fresh baked baguette...

And that pineapple cheese stuff. Ya know the drill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

I’ll give you mine they’re yukki

Swap you for Wensleydale and Jacobs

Make that a rough oatcake and some Stilton and yer on

Ya teasing bitch.

*slowly reveals the pate and fresh baked baguette...

And that pineapple cheese stuff. Ya know the drill

But NOT on a pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks

Tory donors, no thanks

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adds to the flavour , and as tony, the tiger , (not blair) says , theeeerrrre great

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits? "

Over far too soon. And not for the first time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits? "

Neither.

They are a gift. It's the only way to describe them.

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By *ittleRed18 OP Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'm glad people agree with me! It is defo a biscuit. But I'd say not a dunkable.

I eat the chocolate shell off first in nibbles then lick off the marshmallow then eat the biscuit base. Much less mess! Those that eat the base first does the chocolate shell not melt when you eat it that way?

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By *ittleRed18 OP Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Ok, looks like we have decided it's a biscuit, but how do you eat it?

I usually bite straight through the middle, and end up with sticky lips

What is wrong with you? You absolute monster!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I'm glad people agree with me! It is defo a biscuit. But I'd say not a dunkable.

Nope doesnt last long enough for chocolate to melt.

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By *ittleRed18 OP Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

Definitely over too soon! If only XL versions were available...

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits? A cake to me is soft like a sponge ie a jaffa cake is as the name suggests as its a sponge base where a teacake is semi soft so could be a biscuit or a cake lol

Don't think that helps

A jaffa cake is a biscuit unless it's a jaffa cake bar, then it's a cake

Teacake is also a biscuit

John

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy! "

A bit like some men

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By *amesL8787Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What's your thoughts on Tunnocks Teacakes? Are they cakes like the name suggests or biscuits? "

It feels too voluminous to be a biscuit, too dimensional. Biscuits tend to be more flat and, ach not sure really...cake, but not a cake, like a fish cake

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

Please do keep the debate going. While you are all debating about them, gives me time to scoff them before anyone notices

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

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By *rP_TickleMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

They are biscuits with the added advantage of a white comelike substance.

Some folk say that biscuits are biscuits if they can be dunked.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself?? "

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others. "

If you don't ask, you don't get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Always a phrase that wins a fair lady over alas not a _assy lassie

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Always a phrase that wins a fair lady over alas not a _assy lassie

Just as well I wasn't trying to win you over then, Flirt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Always a phrase that wins a fair lady over alas not a _assy lassie

Just as well I wasn't trying to win you over then, Flirt!

I am the luckiest of ladies

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Always a phrase that wins a fair lady over alas not a _assy lassie

Just as well I wasn't trying to win you over then, Flirt!

I am the luckiest of ladies

Definitely. I doubt you could cope

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Aye shy weans dont get sweeties. Grown men asking women to prove themselves get fuck all either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Always a phrase that wins a fair lady over alas not a _assy lassie

Just as well I wasn't trying to win you over then, Flirt!

I am the luckiest of ladies

Of course you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Aye shy weans dont get sweeties. Grown men asking women to prove themselves get fuck all either

Any Maynards wine gums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Always a phrase that wins a fair lady over alas not a _assy lassie

Just as well I wasn't trying to win you over then, Flirt!

I am the luckiest of ladies

Definitely. I doubt you could cope

I’ll get back to you when I’ve stopped laughing... Dinna wait...

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Aye shy weans dont get sweeties. Grown men asking women to prove themselves get fuck all either

Any Maynards wine gums.

For you my dear plenty. And maybe some giant gobstoppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha they are always over too soon Sassy!

A bit like some men

Wee shame for you

More a wee shame for them to be honest

Love the confidence! Care to prove yourself??

Not really. I have no need to prove myself to others.

If you don't ask, you don't get

Aye shy weans dont get sweeties. Grown men asking women to prove themselves get fuck all either

Any Maynards wine gums.

For you my dear plenty. And maybe some giant gobstoppers

Ya kinky bitch...but ok .

Love it when a woman goes that extra yard. Sheer nurturing

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