FabSwingers.com forum: Counting all the Assholes in the room!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Counting all the Assholes in the room, I'm definately not alone" is the opening line from a song by a German band called Volbeat. Funniest opening line we have ever heard to a song.

What's the best/funniest opening line to a song you have heard and why?

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By *__KMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Working on a sex farm

Trying to raise some hard love

Getting out my pitch fork

Poking your hay"

Kind of obvious why I find it funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to always fuck her hard,

In fact sometimes its not right to do,

Sometimes you got to make some love,

And fucking give her some smooches too!

Hahaha

In fact the entire song is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I GOTTSA COMBINE HARVERSTER

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Its not an opening line but my mum was singing in the kitchen the other day and i was a bit horrified at the lyrics.....

Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my legs.......

Apparantly its called the Lemon Song By Led Zeplin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its not an opening line but my mum was singing in the kitchen the other day and i was a bit horrified at the lyrics.....

Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my legs.......

Apparantly its called the Lemon Song By Led Zeplin"

It is, great line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its not an opening line but my mum was singing in the kitchen the other day and i was a bit horrified at the lyrics.....

Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my legs.......

Apparantly its called the Lemon Song By Led Zeplin"

Why would you be horrified Quirks...your mum not meant to know about such durty things? lol

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

aye but it just so happened she was singing it to my brother and his girlfriend!

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By *heRainManMan
over a year ago

Warrington & Glasgow

"Its not an opening line but my mum was singing in the kitchen the other day and i was a bit horrified at the lyrics.....

Squeeze me baby till the juice runs down my legs.......

Apparantly its called the Lemon Song By Led Zeplin"

It's originally a lot older, and is from "Travelling Riverside Blues" by Robert Johnson "King of the Delta Blues Singers".

The lyric is:

"I want you to squeeze my lemon

until the juice runs down my leg."

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

Lol!

Ok my New one is

You better pray she took her morning medication!!!!

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

"Lol!

Ok my New one is

You better pray she took her morning medication!!!!"

Then it goes or you might have to pick her up from the Police Station

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