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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi girls a have been told i have the the best tongue in west lothian and the last person that a have meet called it the tornado tongue so am looking to see if there is any woman want to try this wonderful tongue guarenteed to give you pleasure nothing else in return just 1 hell off a good licking x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres an offer us girls shouldnt refuse

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hi girls a have been told i have the the best tongue in west lothian and the last person that a have meet called it the tornado tongue so am looking to see if there is any woman want to try this wonderful tongue guarenteed to give you pleasure nothing else in return just 1 hell off a good licking x"

ohhhh one i think i can pass on

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Dunno about your tongue...but you neck must be made of brass!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Dunno about your tongue...but you neck must be made of brass!! "

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No its no made off brass a just no for sure thats its defo the best tongue in west lothian easy try for your selfs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, the best tongue in WL belongs to a guy I know from Livingston, nothing I've known in WL comes close.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"No its no made off brass a just no for sure thats its defo the best tongue in west lothian easy try for your selfs "

You know for sure on one persons say so lol ..... many guys are good at it many are crap plain and simple lol

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

i have a tongue bar licking licking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No its no made off brass a just no for sure thats its defo the best tongue in west lothian easy try for your selfs "

Matey these ladies have the chance to get a great licking from me the best licker in Scotland.You just stick to your little West Lothian patch ok or we may end up having a territory war.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its not the first time a have been told this and trust me miss gill a wood blow him out the water at it easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno about your tongue...but you neck must be made of brass!! "

That just Tottaly made me laugh out loud !!!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Its not the first time a have been told this and trust me miss gill a wood blow him out the water at it easy "

lmfao what litraly ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as we're bragging in this one.

I'm the best shag ever everyone mail me instead!

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had a quid for everytime a guy has told me that ....... Well let's just say I would have at least a tenner!!

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

hay hornycplwi wanna rim my ass wi your tongue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, best post i've seen in a while! 10/10 for trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What lady would like a good licking by a tongue called tornado tongue? I have watched these tornado shows from the USA and man the tornadoes do some damage to what ever is in its way.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is it possible to set up a competition. A bit like a World Cup of licking?

We could get some ladies to agree to be licked and they could give marks out of ten with the lowest scores being eliminated from the competition and the winners going onto the next level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it possible to set up a competition. A bit like a World Cup of licking?

We could get some ladies to agree to be licked and they could give marks out of ten with the lowest scores being eliminated from the competition and the winners going onto the next level."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it possible to set up a competition. A bit like a World Cup of licking?

We could get some ladies to agree to be licked and they could give marks out of ten with the lowest scores being eliminated from the competition and the winners going onto the next level."

it would have to be held somewhere like hampden with the amount of guys that would turn up! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it possible to set up a competition. A bit like a World Cup of licking?

We could get some ladies to agree to be licked and they could give marks out of ten with the lowest scores being eliminated from the competition and the winners going onto the next level."

I volunteer my pussy. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not the first time a have been told this and trust me miss gill a wood blow him out the water at it easy "

Miss McGill if you don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh a boasting thread...well...

Having sex with the two of us is better than being touched by angels, honest... Oh yeah, and every girl we have met for ffm has felt orgasms stronger than twenty earthquakes...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it possible to set up a competition. A bit like a World Cup of licking?

We could get some ladies to agree to be licked and they could give marks out of ten with the lowest scores being eliminated from the competition and the winners going onto the next level.

I volunteer my pussy. Lol"

Noted lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time i went down on a gal she started shouting 'im coming, im coming'

i thought i was doin a great job until i looked up and she was on the phone to her hubby!

Then she jumped up and fecked off!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The last time i went down on a gal she started shouting 'im coming, im coming'

i thought i was doin a great job until i looked up and she was on the phone to her hubby!

Then she jumped up and fecked off! "

lmfao loving this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate giving oral...so I'm shit at it...long live the tongue kings

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Last time I was in such a hurry to get down there n give some oral, I slipped and ended up in the Shit!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno about your tongue...but you neck must be made of brass!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I was in such a hurry to get down there n give some oral, I slipped and ended up in the Shit! "

Lol what happened

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley


"Last time I was in such a hurry to get down there n give some oral, I slipped and ended up in the Shit!

Lol what happened "

Think about it Vicky!! lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I was in such a hurry to get down there n give some oral, I slipped and ended up in the Shit!

Lol what happened

Think about it Vicky!! lol!"

Aha doh blond moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your meant to eat pussy like it's an ice cream and not dive in at 100mph lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble"

nearly choked on my drink there hahaha!

L xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its a bit disturbing that the "lady" tried every tongue in west lothian .... and deemed yours the best

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble

nearly choked on my drink there hahaha!

L xxxx"

Good to see you're getting some fluids in you in preparation hehehe xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it possible to set up a competition. A bit like a World Cup of licking?

We could get some ladies to agree to be licked and they could give marks out of ten with the lowest scores being eliminated from the competition and the winners going onto the next level."

I (mrs dlt) would and I'll give u 10/10bif u make me say fuck a yello duck on a bike and make my legs shake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble

nearly choked on my drink there hahaha!

L xxxx"

Straws making ladies practice since 3000BC

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble

nearly choked on my drink there hahaha!

L xxxx

Straws making ladies practice since 3000BC"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble

nearly choked on my drink there hahaha!

L xxxx

Straws making ladies practice since 3000BC

"

at least they were eco-friendly back then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble"

I wanna know exactly where the gerbil was!!

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble

I wanna know exactly where the gerbil was!! "

It was in its cage next to the bed, minding its own business. Why, where did you think It was??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble

I wanna know exactly where the gerbil was!!

It was in its cage next to the bed, minding its own business. Why, where did you think It was??"

Didn't have a clue, thats why I needed to clarify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im afraid i already met the tornado tongue lol he was a lad on here once upon a time haha

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I am so good at licking that the last woman gushed and gushed and her body literally deflated from loss of liquid. And her gerbil drowned in it all. I think I might be in trouble

I wanna know exactly where the gerbil was!!

It was in its cage next to the bed, minding its own business. Why, where did you think It was??

Didn't have a clue, thats why I needed to clarify "

*suspiciousface*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The females in question must still be in post tornado shock as they havnt verified your superior labial licking prowess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The females in question must still be in post tornado shock as they havnt verified your superior labial licking prowess"

lol maybe they are discreet?

as U's are with ur verifies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The females in question must still be in post tornado shock as they havnt verified your superior labial licking prowess

lol maybe they are discreet?

as U's are with ur verifies..."

One maybe but more than one very doubtfull.Ours are hidden at the moment as we dont need them due to circustances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The females in question must still be in post tornado shock as they havnt verified your superior labial licking prowess

lol maybe they are discreet?

as U's are with ur verifies...

One maybe but more than one very doubtfull.Ours are hidden at the moment as we dont need them due to circustances "

aye...right lol

only jesting anyway lol

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By *ordi 63Man
over a year ago

paisley/glasgow

MMMMMmmm there is nothing like the taste of a woman!!!!! I could spend hours licking and sucking .

ladies have never commented on how they enjoyed my tongue but if the cum they must have enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MMMMMmmm there is nothing like the taste of a woman!!!!! I could spend hours licking and sucking .

ladies have never commented on how they enjoyed my tongue but if the cum they must have enjoyed it "

I think we know who's just came...

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"MMMMMmmm there is nothing like the taste of a woman!!!!! I could spend hours licking and sucking .

ladies have never commented on how they enjoyed my tongue but if the cum they must have enjoyed it

I think we know who's just came..."

Sorry, couldn't help myself!!

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