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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anyone pm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verbally abuse me as you wank and shoot your load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Attenborough voice-over -

"Here we see the inner-workings of the concupiscent male human-person. Note how brain one and brain two cannot operate simultaneously. Only the desired cooperation of the female human-person can bring him back to a sense of normality."

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Attenborough voice-over -

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

How do you wank a phone

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m always game for a chat on kik. Especially if you prefer bbws"

Wait, what?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I’m always game for a chat on kik. Especially if you prefer bbws

Wait, what? "

Two brains. Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attenborough voice-over -

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver. "

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attenborough voice-over -

Haha

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

Sorry. I've just too many hang-ups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

Sorry. I've just too many hang-ups. "

*Green arrow *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m rather “engaged” at the moment......

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

Sorry. I've just too many hang-ups.

*Green arrow *"

Ooft! He needs a conference call.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

Sorry. I've just too many hang-ups. "

I'll have to make sure I keep a hold of you

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

Sorry. I've just too many hang-ups.

*Green arrow *"

I love that arrow

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

Sorry. I've just too many hang-ups.

I'll have to make sure I keep a hold of you

I've got your number here.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

Sorry. I've just too many hang-ups.

I'll have to make sure I keep a hold of you

I've got your number here. "

Well don't mis-dial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know when to push the right “buttons”

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"How do you wank a phone

It's all in the wrist... So my friend says

Don't do it too fast or your hand will end up ringin' from the receiver.

Alright alright I'll slow down!! You're no fun

Sorry. I've just too many hang-ups.

I'll have to make sure I keep a hold of you

I've got your number here.

Well don't mis-dial

*reorder tone*

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By *oberts_onMan
over a year ago

King's Lynn

Just dont use your 'dic ta phone'

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By *ornyAndHung4FunMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

Phone wank now, my call, pm if free now with number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny as fuck and the Mrs is out. Send number ASAP

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By *iscotzMan
over a year ago

central

Horny and hard as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny as fuck here

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