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By *afik1987 OP   Man
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your car have a name?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I once had a close relationship with a princess . Those old British rust buckets .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old banger ?

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By *kbull2000Man
over a year ago

Carluke

My first car was a Mk1 Ford Fiesta. A combination of emerald green and big red primer spots. There was a huge hole in the front passengers footwell that I covered with a rubber mat. But if I didn't like you and it was raining, I'd deliberately drive through puddles which resulted in a jet of filthy water flying up through the hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first car was a Mk1 Ford Fiesta. A combination of emerald green and big red primer spots. There was a huge hole in the front passengers footwell that I covered with a rubber mat. But if I didn't like you and it was raining, I'd deliberately drive through puddles which resulted in a jet of filthy water flying up through the hole "

A jet of filthy water flying up through the hole.

Buckelt ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll find that's *my* car.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Where is it dude?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Does it get your motor running, on the highway to hell

Is it a fast car, a little red corvette

Are you driving home for christmas

Other musical car puns are available

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston


"Does it get your motor running, on the highway to hell

Is it a fast car, a little red corvette

Are you driving home for christmas

Other musical car puns are available

"
Can you see Paradise by the dashboard lights?

Or did you miss quote a Queen track from 1975

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it get your motor running, on the highway to hell

Is it a fast car, a little red corvette

Are you driving home for christmas

Other musical car puns are available

Can you see Paradise by the dashboard lights?

Or did you miss quote a Queen track from 1975"

Shut up and Drive

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Shitty gangbang, such a shitty gangbang,

Shitty gangbang, such a shitty gang,

That was such a shitty gangbang, shitty shitty gangbang you know its true,

If you've ever had a gangbang, then you'll know it was shit too....

Anyone want to add a second verse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I lay here, if I just lay here

Would you pretend I was sleeping

Just like the other thread

Forget there was lockdown

Sneak under the eiderdown

And just forget the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car won't start.

No mask on.

All alone.

Cock in hand.

Handbrake on.

Pist an broke.

If I wank here.

If I just wank here.

Would you lie with me and wipe my bonnet dry.

Points and plugs.

Pump it up.

Driving shaft.

Those three words.

Car is fecked.

Suck my cock.

If I join Fab.

If I just sign up.

I could just call a Cab and wank myself all day.

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By *outh sider1981Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *outh sider1981Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

#faketaxi

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Stay on these roads.....

Your only allowed to say the artist in an Alan Partridge styleeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car won't start.

No mask on.

All alone.

Cock in hand.

Handbrake on.

Pist an broke.

If I wank here.

If I just wank here.

Would you lie with me and wipe my bonnet dry.

Points and plugs.

Pump it up.

Driving shaft.

Those three words.

Car is fecked.

Suck my cock.

If I join Fab.

If I just sign up.

I could just call a Cab and wank myself all day.

"

Lol brilliant!!!

I like dogging in my car

But covid means we can’t go far

Social distance cuts the thrill

Separate cars or we’ll get ill

Safe sex means we can’t be daft

Wear a mask but knickers aff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Car won't start.

No mask on.

All alone.

Cock in hand.

Handbrake on.

Pist an broke.

If I wank here.

If I just wank here.

Would you lie with me and wipe my bonnet dry.

Points and plugs.

Pump it up.

Driving shaft.

Those three words.

Car is fecked.

Suck my cock.

If I join Fab.

If I just sign up.

I could just call a Cab and wank myself all day.

Lol brilliant!!!

I like dogging in my car

But covid means we can’t go far

Social distance cuts the thrill

Separate cars or we’ll get ill

Safe sex means we can’t be daft

Wear a mask but knickers aff

"

You're a dirty teasing tart

Just because my car wont start

Lift you're skirt and we can hide

Just lay back enjoy the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here in my car

I feel safest of all

I can lock all my doors

It's the only way to live

In cars

Here in my car

I can only receive

I can listen to you

It keeps me stable for days

In cars

Here in my car

Where the image breaks down

Will you visit me please

If I open my door

In cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here in my car

I feel safest of all

I can lock all my doors

It's the only way to live

In cars

Here in my car

I can only receive

I can listen to you

It keeps me stable for days

In cars

Here in my car

Where the image breaks down

Will you visit me please

If I open my door

In cars

"

Quit driving...

Some things hurt more much more than cars and girls.

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