FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesiest chat-up line

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the cheesiest line someone has used on you? Mine is a girl who asked me: "Are you always this cool? On a hot day you would melt!"

Needless to say I shagged her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is fancy going halves on a bastard, needless to say I didn't shag him

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Got this one a while ago and it always makes me laugh ...Fuck me if im wrong but have we met before ..stupid me said i dont think so lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once when I was very young had a very merry work colleague offer me “the best blowjob of my life“ lol I couldn't even answer before one of her friends dragged her away and appologized lol

never could bring myself to mention it to her after

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

So did you? Lol. Had a lassie say to me once as i was munching crisps wi ma pint in a pub: 'so you like munching cheesy quavers - you want to meet me outside for a gobble - I promise you'll be all of a quiver.

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was out with a few friends one night and walking down the street, a guy stopped me saying 'You've just dropped something', and as I looked to check he said 'My jaw!' haha I just had a giggle and carried on with my girls

think that's the only time anyone's ever approached me too!

online, not even gonna start with those lol

L xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself, and an older gent I worked with were speaking to a new female work colleague. She asked my mate what he did in hi spare time, his answer was he enjoyed DIY and spent a lot of time at B and Q. To which she replied, I enjoy DIY to, the rampant rabbit is my favourite lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've said this in the past ..... Hi my names Pinichio come sit on my face and i'll tell you lies ..... hangs head in shame

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've said this in the past ..... Hi my names Pinichio come sit on my face and i'll tell you lies ..... hangs head in shame

That is a shocker mate- but hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls turned round to me and said to me in a club one night, 'my fone is broken, it hasnt got ur number' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"Enough to break the ice"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like frosties?

They ask why?

Because you bring out the tiger in me.

awful but funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Girls turned round to me and said to me in a club one night, 'my fone is broken, it hasnt got ur number' lol "

Bet that was in 30s lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worst cringy 1 fancy a shag my reply nope his lie down till I have 1 .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am no Barney Rubble but ahll make yur Bedrock ...!!!

Buboo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy; Fancy a shag

Girl: No

Guy; You want to lie down so i can have one then

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By *nTCouple
over a year ago

funland

i still like the old ones like:

that shirt would look good on my bedroom floor!....

how do you like your eggs in the morning?....

guy- fancy a shag

girl- no

guy- take it a blow job is out the question....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so? you cum here often

would you like too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them later on

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

I dont get chat up lines irl but it was fun reading these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You hungry.....?

Fancy an Indian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry do u have a bandage ?

Because I think I've hurt my knee falling for you

Haha pure cheddar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an English girl work with us and friend asked her if she had any Scottish in her she said no and he quick as a flash said would you like some

Same guy playing pool said to another girl pink or brown she said that's snooker not pool he replied who said I was talking about either was just checking how wild you are

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By *razy dancerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What about get a girl to feel your shirt then ask her do you know what that is she replies no you day its boyfriend material

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