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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm gonna buy the wee island that sits in Strathclyde park loch.

Then I'm going to excerise my right for independence. Like Shetland and the Orkneys wee Nicola will have to grant me and my fellow islanders it or she will show herself up as the biggest hypocrite the country has ever seen.

Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Anyway I'm off to drill a few holes on my island, see if there's any oil doon there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making yourself some glory holes eh

Great idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Making yourself some glory holes eh

Great idea "

Oil comes from a glory hole

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


" Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao"

Naw they wont, international law will give them a 12 mile zone around the islands, no oil discovered in that area.

Not that it matters, as this is the usual slow news day story, 20 councillors on the island want more autonomy for Shetland, not the populus clammering to leave Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long,

Farewell,

Auf Wiedersehen,

Adieu,

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By *eterjamesmcMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Just proves that a littlw knowledge is a dangerous thing! Back to the soft play area with you., the grown ups are talking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you promise to stay there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a wee island on Loch Lomond up for sale, who's with me?

https://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbglrsgls190149

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Naw they wont, international law will give them a 12 mile zone around the islands, no oil discovered in that area.

Not that it matters, as this is the usual slow news day story, 20 councillors on the island want more autonomy for Shetland, not the populus clammering to leave Scotland."

Actually the exclusive economic zone stretches to 200 miles, incorporating the north Sea oil fields, coastal waters is 12 miles as you say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"do you promise to stay there? "

Only if you and Mrs Doggy promise to visit once a month.

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Am gonnae stand at the old beach and just pummel golf ba’s at yae. You better put a big fence up. Mibeez even a wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am gonnae stand at the old beach and just pummel golf ba’s at yae. You better put a big fence up. Mibeez even a wall "

I'm a trump supporter, I will build the wall but make you pay for it .

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow


"There's a wee island on Loch Lomond up for sale, who's with me?

https://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbglrsgls190149"

That's the island that has the wallabies on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a wee island on Loch Lomond up for sale, who's with me?

https://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbglrsgls190149

That's the island that has the wallabies on it "

Fresh meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a wee island on Loch Lomond up for sale, who's with me?

https://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbglrsgls190149

That's the island that has the wallabies on it "

Awwwwww, I want to live there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a wee island on Loch Lomond up for sale, who's with me?

https://search.savills.com/property-detail/gbglrsgls190149

That's the island that has the wallabies on it

Awwwwww, I want to live there! "

Said the fox to the chicken.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I'm gonna buy the wee island that sits in Strathclyde park loch.

Then I'm going to excerise my right for independence. Like Shetland and the Orkneys wee Nicola will have to grant me and my fellow islanders it or she will show herself up as the biggest hypocrite the country has ever seen.

Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Anyway I'm off to drill a few holes on my island, see if there's any oil doon there. "

Can you choose a different location?. That park is close to me and i don't want told off for walking my dogs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm gonna buy the wee island that sits in Strathclyde park loch.

Then I'm going to excerise my right for independence. Like Shetland and the Orkneys wee Nicola will have to grant me and my fellow islanders it or she will show herself up as the biggest hypocrite the country has ever seen.

Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Anyway I'm off to drill a few holes on my island, see if there's any oil doon there.

Can you choose a different location?. That park is close to me and i don't want told off for walking my dogs."

If your following the guidelines , all will be well. They can even pee against my wall since I won't be paying for it.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I'm gonna buy the wee island that sits in Strathclyde park loch.

Then I'm going to excerise my right for independence. Like Shetland and the Orkneys wee Nicola will have to grant me and my fellow islanders it or she will show herself up as the biggest hypocrite the country has ever seen.

Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Anyway I'm off to drill a few holes on my island, see if there's any oil doon there.

Can you choose a different location?. That park is close to me and i don't want told off for walking my dogs.

If your following the guidelines , all will be well. They can even pee against my wall since I won't be paying for it. "

But can they play with your balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's the island that has the wallabies on it "

Spot on! I've kayaked around the isle a few times but haven't seen them yet.

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home


"I'm gonna buy the wee island that sits in Strathclyde park loch.

Then I'm going to excerise my right for independence. Like Shetland and the Orkneys wee Nicola will have to grant me and my fellow islanders it or she will show herself up as the biggest hypocrite the country has ever seen.

Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Anyway I'm off to drill a few holes on my island, see if there's any oil doon there. "

Shetlands was 4th highest no vote for independence at 64% in 2014 with Orkney not far behind at 53%, so think its a bit of a cheek them asking for independence when they voted No for Scotland to get independence, So wee Nic should tell them to take a hike.Its a Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under international conventions the Shetlands would be treated as an enclave within another country so only 12 miles not 200. This was clearly established some years ago.

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire


"Under international conventions the Shetlands would be treated as an enclave within another country so only 12 miles not 200. This was clearly established some years ago."

Never let facts get in the way of rhetoric! Certainly hasn’t stopped the OPs heroes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm gonna buy the wee island that sits in Strathclyde park loch.

Then I'm going to excerise my right for independence. Like Shetland and the Orkneys wee Nicola will have to grant me and my fellow islanders it or she will show herself up as the biggest hypocrite the country has ever seen.

Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Anyway I'm off to drill a few holes on my island, see if there's any oil doon there. "

As someone originally from Hamilton can you just buy Motherwell instead and turn it into a safari park & feed all Motherwell fans to the lions lol

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By *dglasgow30TV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow


"That's the island that has the wallabies on it

Spot on! I've kayaked around the isle a few times but haven't seen them yet. "

I've only seen them once and what a fright I got. They was eating blueberries and bounced off when I paddled on to the shore.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"I'm gonna buy the wee island that sits in Strathclyde park loch.

Then I'm going to excerise my right for independence. Like Shetland and the Orkneys wee Nicola will have to grant me and my fellow islanders it or she will show herself up as the biggest hypocrite the country has ever seen.

Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Anyway I'm off to drill a few holes on my island, see if there's any oil doon there.

As someone originally from Hamilton can you just buy Motherwell instead and turn it into a safari park & feed all Motherwell fans to the lions lol

"

That will be me then

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales


"I'm gonna buy the wee island that sits in Strathclyde park loch.

Then I'm going to excerise my right for independence. Like Shetland and the Orkneys wee Nicola will have to grant me and my fellow islanders it or she will show herself up as the biggest hypocrite the country has ever seen.

Seriously it's frigging hilarious. The Shetlands will own the north Sea oil fields and Scotland will be screwed . Lmfao

Anyway I'm off to drill a few holes on my island, see if there's any oil doon there. "

You should get in touch with Stuart Hill (Captain Calamity) and ask him how he’s gotten on with declaring his own Little Rock Off Shetland as an independent state

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who own their own islands aren't really flavor of the month at the moment. Your not thinking of getting a private jet too I hope?

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