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By *asketball OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just a little thread to have a bit of a laugh.

Looking for any crazy sex stories ?

Mines has got to be the time I had sex with a woman 10 years older than me. I thought I was a kinky sex god haha ... Oh I was soo wrong. We were at a party got talking at the after party. She said come to her but I thought she was joking until she grabbed my cock in the kitchen of the after party house.

So we went to her we where fucking and then she pulls out a big didlo bends over and tells me to fuck her ass with eh dildo . I was like wtf this is crazy while she's saying DONT YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A WOMAN ! FUCKING HARDER. she was crazy and really showed me a thing or two haha. I think that's why I'm so attracted to older woman.

Now it's your turn. Let's have a laugh this Saturday

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Wonder what her side of this story is

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By *asketball OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Probs that I was a shit ride ??????

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Probs that I was a shit ride ??????"

Dildo needed!!!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Where did she pull it out from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where did she pull it out from?"

I possibly misread it but was it not her kitchen drawer?

That Mary Berry is a dirty cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder what her side of this story is "

So I was at this party. I was drinking a mug of gin while sat on the stairs crying because nobody was eating the vol au vents I had made. I emptied the mug in one swift tilt of my head and gestured to the nearest subordinate man to fetch me another. He stared, uncomprehending, fixated on a spot somewhere between my shoe strap and my elbows. He wasn't a terrible specimen - full head of hair, both eyes, a cute limp. I heaved my ass off the stair carpet and went to refill. He followed me, blathering and fawning like some kind of soft-porn Gollum. It got annoying fast but then I thought, maybe I could use this guy. If you squinted slightly, he looked a little like Sting. He sidled up to me, stroking my arm, his fingers circling the KFC logo tattoo on my bingo wing. I made up my mind that he would service me tonight, and watched his face distort as I grabbed his crotch through his chinos. I rolled what felt like a cocktail sausage between my fingers, and sighed. Never mind, I thought, as I felt faux Sting twitch in my grasp, there's something monstrous in my kitchen drawer he can use, and it sure ain't no vol au vaunt...

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By *cotyguyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *cotyguyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My first Swinging experience... With a couple in their living room. Husband was filming and half way through he vanished. I was thinking hmmmm is it Fred and Rose but nope. After we finished getting it on hubby appeared back in the livingroom with rolls and bacon and a cup of tea for us all.... Ride with a bacon roll for desert

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonder what her side of this story is

So I was at this party. I was drinking a mug of gin while sat on the stairs crying because nobody was eating the vol au vents I had made. I emptied the mug in one swift tilt of my head and gestured to the nearest subordinate man to fetch me another. He stared, uncomprehending, fixated on a spot somewhere between my shoe strap and my elbows. He wasn't a terrible specimen - full head of hair, both eyes, a cute limp. I heaved my ass off the stair carpet and went to refill. He followed me, blathering and fawning like some kind of soft-porn Gollum. It got annoying fast but then I thought, maybe I could use this guy. If you squinted slightly, he looked a little like Sting. He sidled up to me, stroking my arm, his fingers circling the KFC logo tattoo on my bingo wing. I made up my mind that he would service me tonight, and watched his face distort as I grabbed his crotch through his chinos. I rolled what felt like a cocktail sausage between my fingers, and sighed. Never mind, I thought, as I felt faux Sting twitch in my grasp, there's something monstrous in my kitchen drawer he can use, and it sure ain't no vol au vaunt...

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Gosh, you’re a sexy older lady... who knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gosh, you’re a sexy older lady... who knew "

Only if you find bingo wings and shit vol au vents sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gosh, you’re a sexy older lady... who knew

Only if you find bingo wings and shit vol au vents sexy. "

I empathise on the bingo wings is that why vol o vents are made of puff pastry... full of air (I do love an apt typo lol) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I empathise on the bingo wings is that why vol o vents are made of puff pastry... full of air (I do love an apt typo lol) x "

Vent is the correct spelling. French for "wind blown"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This one time, at band camp, i did it with the lights on..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I empathise on the bingo wings is that why vol o vents are made of puff pastry... full of air (I do love an apt typo lol) x

Vent is the correct spelling. French for "wind blown" "

pardonnez-moi mon ami, je suis corrigé mais cela a du sens aussi. Je ne parle pas français d'ailleurs ... . u?i????sn? ???ds op i ?nq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I empathise on the bingo wings is that why vol o vents are made of puff pastry... full of air (I do love an apt typo lol) x

Vent is the correct spelling. French for "wind blown"

pardonnez-moi mon ami, je suis corrigé mais cela a du sens aussi. Je ne parle pas français d'ailleurs ... . u?i????sn? ???ds op i ?nq

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Damn... fabforums don’t do upside down text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn... fabforums don’t do upside down text "

? ?? ?????? ?? ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn... fabforums don’t do upside down text

? ?? ?????? ?? ??????"

Doesn't do Russian either. Welcome to the inclusive multicultural world of swinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn... fabforums don’t do upside down text

? ?? ?????? ?? ??????

Doesn't do Russian either. Welcome to the inclusive multicultural world of swinging. "

Spasiba Comrade

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