FabSwingers.com forum: Peeing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Okay, I have this friend (hear me out) and he recently disclosed to me that having a woman pee on him is his horniest fantasy.

He's 50 next week and I'm stuck for a pressie - genuinely, cross my heart

So the question is, would anyone volunteer? He's an awesome guy and he's been such a solid friend to me recently. If I could make this happen then wow

So, he lives remote'ish west Scotland, as do I, and the ideal scenario would be that we met in the countryside. I'd bring him along.

Am I crazy or is this possible?

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By *cots tottyMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

Crazy

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It is crazy. But also possible I'd guess!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Blindfold him, you pee on him then pretend the female has left. Sorted.

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By *raggle rocks itMan
over a year ago

helensburgh

"Blindfold him, you pee on him then pretend the female has left. Sorted."

Brilliant idea haha

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

A friend aye? Whateva! That’s what they all say. For one I love to watch a woman do her thing. I can’t say I’ve had it on me or that I ever would but there’s just something sexy about watching.

It would help a little if you added watersports to your likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

asking for a 'friend '

Uhuh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"asking for a 'friend '

Uhuh "

Yeh I hear you. The fecking thing is, I'm being totally genuine. I'm personally not into water sports, and I'm blown away that this dude is. We get to a stage in life when we say cool/whatever. I have my own kinks a plenty and if one were WS I'm more than able to say so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"asking for a 'friend '

Uhuh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just hire an escort to do so...

I had a girl I met on a dating site. She lives in Falkirk and she’s on this site...

She loved me pissing on her. Over her face, Tits, pussy and ass.

Done nothing for me and it got to the stage that every time we fucked she wanted pissed on.

She was a crazy chick but the piss was was one of the main reasons we ended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I considered a woman of the night but I couldn't be sure he'd be easy with that.

I have since worked out how to search preferences so wish me luck.

Unsolicited advances, here I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I considered a woman of the night but I couldn't be sure he'd be easy with that.

I have since worked out how to search preferences so wish me luck.

Unsolicited advances, here I come"

You do realise no sensible woman will entertain the idea?

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"You do realise no sensible woman will entertain the idea?"

Think you're right.

OP, escort might actually be your best option x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get an escort, least you will get what you want and know upfront what’s happening because you can arrange.

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

So hire an escort and ask her not to tell your pal. It's not like she'll turn up wearing suspenders, a mini-skirt and holding a big sign "Professional Escort. Get it Here" is it?

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By *eeling hot hot hotCouple
over a year ago

Ardrossan

"Blindfold him, you pee on him then pretend the female has left. Sorted."

Pissing masel laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, hey guys, thanks so much for your input, I feel good positive vibes from, well all of you.

Crazy how when you don't want them that loads of folks like peeing, or so it seems, and when I need one.....????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, hey guys, thanks so much for your input, I feel good positive vibes from, well all of you.

Crazy how when you don't want them that loads of folks like peeing, or so it seems, and when I need one.....????"

Don't you mean 'your friend '

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Struggling to see why you or anyone for that matter would choose this as a birthday gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Struggling to see why you or anyone for that matter would choose this as a birthday gift. "

Guess you missed the Groupon "50% off pissing on a friend" deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Struggling to see why you or anyone for that matter would choose this as a birthday gift. "

Thanks for that

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By *parkle13Woman
over a year ago

Dundee

No womans just gonna show up at a house to piss on ur so called pal .get a bottle of drink like other pals would and a card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could just pay for someone to do it if is such a big birthday why not no expense spared lol sure there’s plenty sites you could find someone other than on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not sure I shouldn't just let this post die off.

However, I'd just like to reaffirm that I have been genuine and honest in my reasons for this peeculiar

request.

It's not my thing, if it was I'd have found it.

I do however know that many folk are into it, you know that too, turns out a good pal is into it. So, since I use this site anyway and trust it, I thought I'd reach out just in case that certain person read it.

I could find a hooker I know that.

I'm an optimist and hoped someone might do it pro bono.

Stay sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally taking the piss!

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I'm an optimist and hoped someone might do it pro bono.

Stay sexy

Free birthday pressie for the pal. Buy him a beer ffs

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

This thread mirrors what the female character in 'Chewin the Fat' said.....

'I SMELL PISHHHHHHHHHHHH'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blindfold him, you pee on him then pretend the female has left. Sorted."

Fucking brilliant

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By *elboy321Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Have you tried ebay or amazon ?

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk

This has to be the maddest thread ever!

Congratulations to the folk that have kept it going with the best responses ever - fucking brilliant.

Come and pee on my pal for free for his special birthday in the middle of nowhere to show what a good friend I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'I SMELL PISHHHHHHHHHHHH'

I think her catchphrase was "I smell shite" which would be a whole new level of filth.

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