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By *eliciouslySalacious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We're in the market for a new carpet but didn't feel we could ask the wee man in the shop the real questions we had on our minds... which is the best material and type of pile for having sex on?

Is carpet burn only a thing from synthetic carpets, and is it less prevalent with a loop pile? Does cum come out of wool ok (avoids eye contact with the Aberdonians )?

Presumably you bunch of perverts have more experience of having sex on a range of carpets than most, so we figured we'd seek your sage advice.

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Any good quality high pile carpet and don’t forget a deep underlay.. . very soft and comfortable. You can actually do a carpet angel .. if however you’ve just had sex on the carpet then make sure you hoover After as it shows up the various positions ..lol

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By *illers71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You not better with a rug? In case you get a serious squirter

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Just get lino easy to clean

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By *eeling hot hot hotCouple
over a year ago

Ardrossan


"We're in the market for a new carpet but didn't feel we could ask the wee man in the shop the real questions we had on our minds... which is the best material and type of pile for having sex on?

Is carpet burn only a thing from synthetic carpets, and is it less prevalent with a loop pile? Does cum come out of wool ok (avoids eye contact with the Aberdonians )?

Presumably you bunch of perverts have more experience of having sex on a range of carpets than most, so we figured we'd seek your sage advice. "

Go for wool natural fibre is the best if you don't want carpet burn.

I'm in the trade know what I'm talking about xx

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By *ilkand2Couple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Shag pile

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Shag pile "

Lol wish I’d thought of that .. very good. Haha ..

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By *sa and HarryCouple
over a year ago

motherwell


"We're in the market for a new carpet but didn't feel we could ask the wee man in the shop the real questions we had on our minds... which is the best material and type of pile for having sex on?

Is carpet burn only a thing from synthetic carpets, and is it less prevalent with a loop pile? Does cum come out of wool ok (avoids eye contact with the Aberdonians )?

Presumably you bunch of perverts have more experience of having sex on a range of carpets than most, so we figured we'd seek your sage advice. "
I think i would be puting something over the carpet if having sex, oh yuk a child playing on the carpet afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can it not just be 1 you both like the look of that will go with your decor or is it only sex you think of while shopping for stuff for your home?

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By *sa and HarryCouple
over a year ago

motherwell


"can it not just be 1 you both like the look of that will go with your decor or is it only sex you think of while shopping for stuff for your home?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get it made into a wet room, easiest to clean

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By *eliciouslySalacious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"oh yuk a child playing"

*clutches pearls* "Won't someone think of the children??!".

If there were ever children playing on our carpet there'd be bigger questions to answer than when we last had sex on the floor... like "Who's kids are these and how did they get into my house?"

PS. Don't bring your children to my house; we've had sex on everything.


"can it not just be 1 you both like the look of that will go with your decor or is it only sex you think of while shopping for stuff for your home?"

But dare to dream of a world where we had the cognative ability to consider both form *and* function when purchasing something! Alas we are but simple, monodimensional creatures capable only of holding a single criterion to our decision making

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By *otmale5Man
over a year ago

glasgow

New carpet needs christened that’s great. But can beat a comfy bed fir fun. Less chance I’d friction burns ..

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