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Scottish words for sexual activities

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here’s a few:

If you were snogging someone you were having a lumber

If you were gay - apologies in advance for these - you were a bender or even worse a jobbie- jabber

If you were doing a blowjob you were suckin the boaby

Any other suggestions?????

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I know a guy who used to be a mental health nurse, told me a great story about an elderly female dementia patient who offered to give him a gam.

Being English he didn't recognise the term, so when he saw her family coming to visit he said, "she's on good form today, not sure what she meant but kept on asking if I wanted a gam". He didn't understand the looks he got until a colleague explained it was slang for blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For wanking - pulling your puddin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geez a swatch of your fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For wanking - pulling your puddin lol "

Curvy - you can pull my puddin any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you give her "the good news"

She was "singing into the mike"

I got a "diddy ride"

All belters.. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nookie

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By *ermahornMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For wanking , Rip the heed aff it

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

A gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inter-fekkering

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Ramming it right up her shite pipe.

Is that too far?

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Winching

Gettin aff wi

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By *awaiianguyMan
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ramming it right up her shite pipe.

Is that too far?"

YES!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg the Scottish race àré à course bunch for sure

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By *aucyBitWoman
over a year ago

Inverness

My fav subject!

Whilst I adore 'a right gid snakin'

Gettin 'pumped ragged' in any capacity is fun!

But most romantic phrase I ever heard yelled from a Scottish bedroom on a Sunday morning...

"Haw you! There's a boaby in here needin sooked!"

Funniest thing, apart from the Gammy story above, is how unsexy so many Scottish terms for the sexual arena are..

eg overheard in many a Glasgow bus shelter

"See that wee Tadger Billy? He said he wiz gaunae gie me a poke last night an ma gash wiz gantin fur it! Ah wiz hopin he'd pull oot his stauner right awey. But naw, fud turns up full ah buckfast an waves hiz baldy hawf-incher at me an sez "Geez a swatch ah yer fanny" Ah wiz like, "Fuckin turn it up Bawbag!" Next minute, he sez "Mon, geez a feel ah yer chebs! An gaunae geez a gobble, mon ya hoor I know yer gaggin fur yer hole" So ah just hoofed the walloper in the haw maws an left 'um greetin oan the flair!" Wee wanksplat isnae worth a ride at aw!"

#TrueStory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking it up the shiter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baw deep

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Ramming it right up her shite pipe.

Is that too far?

YES!! "

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking it up the shiter."

I prefer up The Ronson Lighter....more ladylike.

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By *unCpl1003Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

We use Pokes a lot and sometimes he just says Mere

But pretty much anything in the Scottish language can be used to describe sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nat King Cole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ramming it right up her shite pipe.

Is that too far?

YES!!

How? "

Ask HER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stauner (boner) Us Scots certainly have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mahatmaghandi (ancient Scottish slang )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shereen Nanjiani (fanny) haha.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Mahatmaghandi (ancient Scottish slang ) "

or

Houghmagandie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chewing on her kebab

Pummle, pummled

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Gies a gobble

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I have been asked by a very posh lady to lick her ‘balloon knot’.

I was shocked but by god it was a turn on. I never expected her to ever be so blunt but I loved it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mahatmaghandi (ancient Scottish slang )

or

Houghmagandie.

"

Hahahaha yes THAT

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By *edGlasgowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hole.

"Did you get your hole last night?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary said to Rab C “I could fair go a right good podgering “ my mother is English and she heard this on the tv not knowing what it meant and she came out with it infront of me and my step father...I laughed and just said I think you better explain ...I left them to it....

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By *EEEvolutionCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"mumblin troosers". Cause a can see her lips movin but canny hear a word. Aka camel toe

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