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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks

Buttplug

Wand

Crotchless undies (2 pairs)

Clone a willy kit instructions

Anal lube

Cock rings (yes plural)

Anal douche

Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.

Can anyone top this cringefest?

And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks

Buttplug

Wand

Crotchless undies (2 pairs)

Clone a willy kit instructions

Anal lube

Cock rings (yes plural)

Anal douche

Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.

Can anyone top this cringefest?

And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....

Moved?????

Or moved after trying????

I like your monster in law dirty biatch!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks

Buttplug

Wand

Crotchless undies (2 pairs)

Clone a willy kit instructions

Anal lube

Cock rings (yes plural)

Anal douche

Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.

Can anyone top this cringefest?

And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....

Dont think thread should be called "over eager mother in law"

Irresponsible and lazy would be more apt.

To leave these things where your mother in law could find them or worse, tidy them up is awful, not to mention the fact if she can get hands on them then so could the kids. Nothing about this is funny tbh.

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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Thanks for the advice. These items were in drawers and cupboards well out of reach of little hand but your concern is well placed and I admire you for speaking up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the advice. These items were in drawers and cupboards well out of reach of little hand but your concern is well placed and I admire you for speaking up. "

I think it’s funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was amusing.

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Hilarious

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By *nnocentlycorruptMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hahaha Smile and wave...just smile and wave ??

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By *un44Man
over a year ago

GLASGOW

Lighten up, its hilarious. Brightened up my day

Good luck with the mother in law, you must be the only person greatful for face masks and sunglasses

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Next time your going to see her wear plenty of red then your face will blend in .

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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

It's the butt plug that gets me the most. It's one of the fancy metal ones with a jewel on it, in a nice black presentation case. I can just imagine the speed at which she closed the box after her initial noseiness. Aaaaggghhh.

Curiosity did indeed scar this cat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the butt plug that gets me the most. It's one of the fancy metal ones with a jewel on it, in a nice black presentation case. I can just imagine the speed at which she closed the box after her initial noseiness. Aaaaggghhh.

Curiosity did indeed scar this cat....

This is assuming she even knows what they are!! If so well hello Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kudos to the Maw in Law for realising what they were...Mine would have sewn up the crotchless knickers ("You'll get an awfy draft with them on hen...) and used the butt plug as a jewelled door stopper.

Auld skool Catholic Mammy.

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Wonder if the mother in law is reading this thread

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By *nnocentlycorruptMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Wonder if the mother in law is reading this thread

While using out her newly acquired toys, perhaps?!

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By *lassybutseeknaughtinessCouple
over a year ago

Coatbridge

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By *lassybutseeknaughtinessCouple
over a year ago

Coatbridge

"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks

Buttplug

Wand

Crotchless undies (2 pairs)

Clone a willy kit instructions

Anal lube

Cock rings (yes plural)

Anal douche

Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.

Can anyone top this cringefest?

And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....

Dont think thread should be called "over eager mother in law"

Irresponsible and lazy would be more apt.

Lighten up ya dinosaur, proper ray of sunshine. Zest for life needed perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She’s only taking back the things her daughter stole from her

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks

Buttplug

Wand

Crotchless undies (2 pairs)

Clone a willy kit instructions

Anal lube

Cock rings (yes plural)

Anal douche

Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.

Can anyone top this cringefest?

And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....

Was hoping you were gonna day she stuck your suction but plug to a mirror and hung your jewellery on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother washed M's strapon harness and pearl thong both dried, neatly folded and left on the bed

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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

"Mother washed M's strapon harness and pearl thong both dried, neatly folded and left on the bed

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kudos to the Maw in Law for realising what they were...Mine would have sewn up the crotchless knickers ("You'll get an awfy draft with them on hen...) and used the butt plug as a jewelled door stopper.

Auld skool Catholic Mammy.

Surprised she hasn't had you down the chapel for an exorcism

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Maybe the MIL is totally cool with it all.

The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an anal douche!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha this is brilliant.

My mother in law can't stand me and I can't even remember the last time she was in the house.

So my toys are safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auld skool Catholic Mammy.

Surprised she hasn't had you down the chapel for an exorcism

Tried that... turned the Priest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auld skool Catholic Mammy.

Surprised she hasn't had you down the chapel for an exorcism

Tried that... turned the Priest

Why am I not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks

Buttplug

Wand

Crotchless undies (2 pairs)

Clone a willy kit instructions

Anal lube

Cock rings (yes plural)

Anal douche

Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.

Can anyone top this cringefest?

And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....

Dont think thread should be called "over eager mother in law"

Irresponsible and lazy would be more apt.

Lighten up ya dinosaur, proper ray of sunshine. Zest for life needed perhaps."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO

This really cheered me up today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP..

Tell you're Mother in law ahll pick her up at 9pm.

Oh and the black crotchless undies is fine

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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

"OP..

Tell you're Mother in law ahll pick her up at 9pm.

Oh and the black crotchless undies is fine

I'll send you her number coz I ain't going anywhere near her for another week at least....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP..

Tell you're Mother in law ahll pick her up at 9pm.

Oh and the black crotchless undies is fine

I'll send you her number coz I ain't going anywhere near her for another week at least....

Haha Haha x

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

At least you know what to buy her for Christmas now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely brilliant made us laugh

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By *aura4ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

Brilliant, made me smile

Well done to your Mother In Law.

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By *uffinMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

She probably compared the stash to her own and maybe tried a few on for size to see if they'd work with your father in law or her own fuck buddy. You better check she's not copied your sex tapes, given scores out of 10 for performance and not selling hooky copies down the bingo.

(Sadly there isn't an emoji for me falling off ma stool pissing maself laughing )

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

When you say over the last few weeks, do you she found different times or all at once?

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks

Buttplug

Wand

Crotchless undies (2 pairs)

Clone a willy kit instructions

Anal lube

Cock rings (yes plural)

Anal douche

Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.

Can anyone top this cringefest?

And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....

If you look on the bright side - your Christmas presents from her may get more interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I see a middle aged mother in law type lady walking down the Street with a big smile on her face, I will assume its her with your panties on and butt pug in lol.

Ps your profile pics are amazing what a figure xx

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By *avenlouCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

This is brilliant, we have had similar, L never tidies up toys, even sometimes left visible from the window.

I wonder what her reaction was, maybe she thought you were a bunch of amateurs for not having some of the bits she uses.

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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Latest photo just for the mother in law....

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"Latest photo just for the mother in law....

Was that your MIL sending you her selfie of her tidying your items

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home

Couple weeks ago my son and family, daughter and family came for bbq, having a laugh and joke my son decided to throw his sister in pool fully clothed, she went inside and came back out with my shorts and vest top on, I looked at hubby with big eyes ?? and asked her if she was in my drawers she said yes and started laughing then started announcing what she came across, my son was covering his ears, hubby and daughter in law and son in law killing themselves laughing, was not funny at all, then she had the nerve to ask where I got all my toys from. No privacy these days even when the older kids no longer live with us.

Its funny now thinking about it but at time it wasn't lol but in reality who doesn't have toys.

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By *r n Mrs BlissCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

Brilliant

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By *r n Mrs BlissCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *r n Mrs BlissCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

"Brilliant

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Clappy hands clearly no working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curiosity did indeed scar this cat....

At least she's not wearing it as a broach

Totally funny yes masks and dark glasses curious did she mention it

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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....

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By *traightrimmerMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....

Get her to join fab xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....

So funny wait til you n the Mrs are pissed with her she's bound to embarass you at some point you do know that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....

Get her to join fab xx"

Mate....

Shes on it...SextoyAnalQueen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latest photo just for the mother in law....

Lol that’s bloody brilliant

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By *ljamMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Drove her to supermarket yesterday and not a word was said about sex toys...... by me anyways, on the other hand she wouldn't shut up about how she used to own a french tickler.....

Should have asked her if she could pick you up a cucumber and some vaseline, just to see how she reacted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple weeks ago my son and family, daughter and family came for bbq, having a laugh and joke my son decided to throw his sister in pool fully clothed, she went inside and came back out with my shorts and vest top on, I looked at hubby with big eyes ?? and asked her if she was in my drawers she said yes and started laughing then started announcing what she came across, my son was covering his ears, hubby and daughter in law and son in law killing themselves laughing, was not funny at all, then she had the nerve to ask where I got all my toys from. No privacy these days even when the older kids no longer live with us.

Its funny now thinking about it but at time it wasn't lol but in reality who doesn't have toys.

All I heard there was private pool?? social nights must be fun at your house!

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home

Its funny now thinking about it but at time it wasn't lol but in reality who doesn't have toys.

All I heard there was private pool?? social nights must be fun at your house! "

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"So with schools off and us both back at work below is list of items tidied/moved by an overly helpful mother in law over the last few weeks

Buttplug

Wand

Crotchless undies (2 pairs)

Clone a willy kit instructions

Anal lube

Cock rings (yes plural)

Anal douche

Yes I know it's our fault but wouldn't of made for an amusing post had we been more careful.

Can anyone top this cringefest?

And can I borrow some dark glasses so I don't need to look her in the eye.....

oh god no, can't top that

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ha ha ha love love love this thread.

It will do either of two things:-

1) she will research what the items are and do and might be curious enough to try some

2) she will think twice before opening any drawers in future.

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

This thread title wouldn't be out of place in the stories and fantasies forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. When I was getting a new sofa my mum lifted all the cushions of the old sofa to take them to the car and there was my GFs vibrator sat underneath it

2. Was staying in a hotel during a clean up of my flat (after a kitchen fire, another story). My sister came round to see us, when having a look around the room (it was citizenM in Glasgow) she looked in the shower and my GFs vibrator was there.

Basically, we need to take more care of her toys haha.

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By *melf OP Couple
over a year ago

Stoneybridge

I'm glad our embarrassment has provided so much joy. Unfortunately this has put us off getting a sex swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm glad our embarrassment has provided so much joy. Unfortunately this has put us off getting a sex swing

Oh no you should definitely get one we mounted ours in the attic hatch so super discreet and its pretty quiet

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Are you sure she isn't on here

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