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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi folks can you help me get a foot on this ladder you lot used to the roof party please?

I'm still stuck at the bottom here...

I need some folks to advise on my profile set up and because I'm new to the site i may not be doing it right haha, I don't have any verifications due to lockdown so I need help to make my profile more appealing... So once this is all over I can maybe get at least one and I'll have a fighting shot at climbing this ladder ya'll at the top of!

Thanks in advance! X

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Well I'm by no means at the top of any ladder but can give you an opinion from my perspective? I'd maybe consider rewording your profile a bit to show who you are, likes dislikes, rather than just basically wanting pussy. It sounds a bit ranty - which is rich coming from me I know but my profile was quite nice and naive at first haha.

Verification wise, you can go on cams and try and get verified there too. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well thank you for this reply and I will definetly be changing that as I can see what you mean and are saying. Thank you again for your advice.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Good morning 1st off id lose the comment on washing id say it would put off most women mailing you not because they don't wash but because they are being told to do so more or less which is a bit insulting.

secondly lose the legal jargon it means absoloutely nothing on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you really meet anyone aged 18-99?

That wash part has to go!

It’s definitely ranty and negative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi folks can you help me get a foot on this ladder you lot used to the roof party please?

I'm still stuck at the bottom here...

I need some folks to advise on my profile set up and because I'm new to the site i may not be doing it right haha, I don't have any verifications due to lockdown so I need help to make my profile more appealing... So once this is all over I can maybe get at least one and I'll have a fighting shot at climbing this ladder ya'll at the top of!

Thanks in advance! X"

Everything everyone else has said...

And half an hour on the cams with a nice request for a verification should see you get one no bother. (A verification that is...no a burd....).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with all the lovely ladies above but I'm wondering exactly what you mean by "roof party" and what exactly do you expect from the site??? Also there are several threads you can search for here that will give you good tips and also the FAQ's and site help and advice sections are informative. Good luck on your Fab journey OP

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Ment of not off lol*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this ‘top of the ladder’ you refer to?

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Hi folks can you help me get a foot on this ladder you lot used to the roof party please?

I'm still stuck at the bottom here...

I need some folks to advise on my profile set up and because I'm new to the site i may not be doing it right haha, I don't have any verifications due to lockdown so I need help to make my profile more appealing... So once this is all over I can maybe get at least one and I'll have a fighting shot at climbing this ladder ya'll at the top of!

Thanks in advance! X"

If you give me a boost up, I'll chuck a rope down for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi folks can you help me get a foot on this ladder you lot used to the roof party please?

I'm still stuck at the bottom here...

I need some folks to advise on my profile set up and because I'm new to the site i may not be doing it right haha, I don't have any verifications due to lockdown so I need help to make my profile more appealing... So once this is all over I can maybe get at least one and I'll have a fighting shot at climbing this ladder ya'll at the top of!

Thanks in advance! X"

You are making an assumption that once a social meeting happens then sex will be next.

Why would you automatically assume that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi folks can you help me get a foot on this ladder you lot used to the roof party please?

I'm still stuck at the bottom here...

I need some folks to advise on my profile set up and because I'm new to the site i may not be doing it right haha, I don't have any verifications due to lockdown so I need help to make my profile more appealing... So once this is all over I can maybe get at least one and I'll have a fighting shot at climbing this ladder ya'll at the top of!

Thanks in advance! X

If you give me a boost up, I'll chuck a rope down for you. "

Cut the rope ffs.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Hi folks can you help me get a foot on this ladder you lot used to the roof party please?

I'm still stuck at the bottom here...

I need some folks to advise on my profile set up and because I'm new to the site i may not be doing it right haha, I don't have any verifications due to lockdown so I need help to make my profile more appealing... So once this is all over I can maybe get at least one and I'll have a fighting shot at climbing this ladder ya'll at the top of!

Thanks in advance! X

If you give me a boost up, I'll chuck a rope down for you.

Cut the rope ffs.

"

You think I'm a rung 'un?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha nice thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was a if there.. But I've made it a big if now

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Committing. Not commuting a crime. As said above I’d lose that bit anyway. Means nothing.

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh

I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working "
Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working "

... if you can’t work out why your profile is not getting the desired result it would astound me!

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By *estendrogueMan
over a year ago

clydebank

[Removed by poster at 14/07/20 19:17:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working "

What have you tried...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working "

Decent pic but your profile is grim.

You make an assumption that no one reads profiles on here which makes you come across as jaded. Also a blank profile always screams laziness to me.

Just my thoughts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !"

Hey you leave him alone

Mate I think yer a legend not just for your hijacking the OPs thread but your no nonsense profile is straight to the point, right bitches, fun , North Edinburgh, now !!! Lmao.

I'm off to edit my approach,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !

Hey you leave him alone

Mate I think yer a legend not just for your hijacking the OPs thread but your no nonsense profile is straight to the point, right bitches, fun , North Edinburgh, now !!! Lmao.

I'm off to edit my approach,

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use you're own imagination.

What do you seek in others.

What are you looking to get out of Fab.

Pics - less is more if its imaginative.

Be yourself.

Learn from you're mistakes.

Dont take Fab and yourself too seriously.

There is no ladder.

The best profile on Fab won't guarantee you you're Nat King Cole.

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !

Hey you leave him alone

Mate I think yer a legend not just for your hijacking the OPs thread but your no nonsense profile is straight to the point, right bitches, fun , North Edinburgh, now !!! Lmao.

I'm off to edit my approach,

"

Haha tbf I did forget I changed my profile because I wasn’t getting anywhere oooopps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !

Hey you leave him alone

Mate I think yer a legend not just for your hijacking the OPs thread but your no nonsense profile is straight to the point, right bitches, fun , North Edinburgh, now !!! Lmao.

I'm off to edit my approach,

Haha tbf I did forget I changed my profile because I wasn’t getting anywhere oooopps!! "

“Not getting anywhere” meaning???

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !

Hey you leave him alone

Mate I think yer a legend not just for your hijacking the OPs thread but your no nonsense profile is straight to the point, right bitches, fun , North Edinburgh, now !!! Lmao.

I'm off to edit my approach,

Haha tbf I did forget I changed my profile because I wasn’t getting anywhere oooopps!!

“Not getting anywhere” meaning???

"

No chats or meets lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !

Hey you leave him alone

Mate I think yer a legend not just for your hijacking the OPs thread but your no nonsense profile is straight to the point, right bitches, fun , North Edinburgh, now !!! Lmao.

I'm off to edit my approach,

Haha tbf I did forget I changed my profile because I wasn’t getting anywhere oooopps!!

“Not getting anywhere” meaning???

No chats or meets lol"

You’re 42, you’ve been on the site over a year and verified. Can I ask, do you have any insight as to why you think that is? Just curious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !

Hey you leave him alone

Mate I think yer a legend not just for your hijacking the OPs thread but your no nonsense profile is straight to the point, right bitches, fun , North Edinburgh, now !!! Lmao.

I'm off to edit my approach,

Haha tbf I did forget I changed my profile because I wasn’t getting anywhere oooopps!!

“Not getting anywhere” meaning???

No chats or meets lol

You’re 42, you’ve been on the site over a year and verified. Can I ask, do you have any insight as to why you think that is? Just curious x"

I could answer that..but I wont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took me a year on my initial profile to receive a verification.

Patience. No desperation.

Plenty of chat.

Lose the legal crap you still have at the end of your profile. Believe me no third party companies are interested in your profile or pics. There's thousands on here they're not interested in.

The big thing is patience. Courtesy. Manners. Respect.

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By *ing_of_the_swingers400Man
over a year ago

edinbugh


"I’m happy for someone to point out what’s wrong with my profile also if anyone would like lol, Nothing seems to be working Not being funny but what do you expect with the profile text you have !

Hey you leave him alone

Mate I think yer a legend not just for your hijacking the OPs thread but your no nonsense profile is straight to the point, right bitches, fun , North Edinburgh, now !!! Lmao.

I'm off to edit my approach,

Haha tbf I did forget I changed my profile because I wasn’t getting anywhere oooopps!!

“Not getting anywhere” meaning???

No chats or meets lol

You’re 42, you’ve been on the site over a year and verified. Can I ask, do you have any insight as to why you think that is? Just curious x"

Wish I knew? I’m not pushy or disrespectful to anyone but maybe I should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi folks can you help me get a foot on this ladder you lot used to the roof party please?

I'm still stuck at the bottom here...

I need some folks to advise on my profile set up and because I'm new to the site i may not be doing it right haha, I don't have any verifications due to lockdown so I need help to make my profile more appealing... So once this is all over I can maybe get at least one and I'll have a fighting shot at climbing this ladder ya'll at the top of!

Thanks in advance! X"

First off ditch the ladder

Try a garden party less hassle about the rope ladder thingy..

Decide exactly what you want and seek that out..

Be clear of your wants and preferences.

Read profiles and only message those with your similar preferences..

Most importantly be patient relax and go with the flow, more fun that way, lower the expectations and fun happens when you least expect it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Hi folks can you help me get a foot on this ladder you lot used to the roof party please?

I'm still stuck at the bottom here...

I need some folks to advise on my profile set up and because I'm new to the site i may not be doing it right haha, I don't have any verifications due to lockdown so I need help to make my profile more appealing... So once this is all over I can maybe get at least one and I'll have a fighting shot at climbing this ladder ya'll at the top of!

Thanks in advance! X"

Just realised how small you look from way up here it’s a long way down

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I will admit, I've stopped giving advise on these types of threads as it just gives the person a chance to hide the true reflection of who they really are! And become who they think people want to see, can cause a dangerous situation.

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