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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's actually not really that good a thread, just thought the headline might attract attention!

Anyone still up, anyone just up, what y'all doing? Insomniac seeks banter (or pish chat so I can nod off )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed touching myself

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By *exmadcouple42Couple
over a year ago

Home


"It's actually not really that good a thread, just thought the headline might attract attention!

Anyone still up, anyone just up, what y'all doing? Insomniac seeks banter (or pish chat so I can nod off )"

You should have messaged me on WhatsApp woman. I'm always up for piss chat lol

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By *r BobMan
over a year ago

Moray

I’m up to let an incontinent spaniel out for a pee

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By *etItSwing1991Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Bored in bed so .... only one thing for it haha

What porn to choose haha

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik

Watching Bridge of Spy’s with Tom Hanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime... "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's actually not really that good a thread, just thought the headline might attract attention!

Anyone still up, anyone just up, what y'all doing? Insomniac seeks banter (or pish chat so I can nod off )

Aww, I didn't think you'd be up! Our chat ain't pish its awesome! Well I think so!! x

You should have messaged me on WhatsApp woman. I'm always up for piss chat lol "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m up to let an incontinent spaniel out for a pee "

Aww bless! That's good dogfather work though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime... "

Hahaha, brilliant! I love jokes like that. My favourite one I heard today...

Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?

He only eats Brians

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Bridge of Spy’s with Tom Hanks

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Any good?

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik


"Watching Bridge of Spy’s with Tom Hanks

Any good? "

Yeah really enjoyed, a Scottish accent Russian spy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Bridge of Spy’s with Tom Hanks

Any good?

Yeah really enjoyed, a Scottish accent Russian spy. "

Aww, I like a Russian accent! Might give it a watch cause I've seen every movie on Netflix!

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik


"Watching Bridge of Spy’s with Tom Hanks

Any good?

Yeah really enjoyed, a Scottish accent Russian spy.

Aww, I like a Russian accent! Might give it a watch cause I've seen every movie on Netflix!"

Report back....

This message will self destruct in 5, 4...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Hahaha, brilliant! I love jokes like that. My favourite one I heard today...

Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?

He only eats Brians "

Hahaha and the zoo with only one animal in it, a dog... it was a shit zoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Watching Bridge of Spy’s with Tom Hanks

Any good?

Yeah really enjoyed, a Scottish accent Russian spy.

Aww, I like a Russian accent! Might give it a watch cause I've seen every movie on Netflix!

Report back....

This message will self destruct in 5, 4... "

You're not a very good spy! Can't even get your message to self destruct!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Hahaha, brilliant! I love jokes like that. My favourite one I heard today...

Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?

He only eats Brians

Hahaha and the zoo with only one animal in it, a dog... it was a shit zoo "

Crap jokes are the best! I'm such a bloody child! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime... "

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count! "

at least it’s not German sausage joke, they’re the wurst ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count! "

Oh dear! Shit but good!

Did you hear about the Mexican guy with anxiety?

He has to take medication for hispanic attacks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count!

at least it’s not German sausage joke, they’re the wurst ... "

Surely Germans don't tell jokes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count!

at least it’s not German sausage joke, they’re the wurst ...

Surely Germans don't tell jokes?!

"

You’d be surprised, and monkeys make toasted cheese... the make it under a gorilla

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count!

at least it’s not German sausage joke, they’re the wurst ...

Surely Germans don't tell jokes?!

"

You guys should be rounded up and...

Inappropriate.

Have this instead.

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows.‘

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count!

at least it’s not German sausage joke, they’re the wurst ...

Surely Germans don't tell jokes?!

You’d be surprised, and monkeys make toasted cheese... the make it under a gorilla "

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count!

at least it’s not German sausage joke, they’re the wurst ...

Surely Germans don't tell jokes?!

You guys should be rounded up and...

Inappropriate.

Have this instead.

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows.‘"

Not gonna lie, that took me a minute

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count!

at least it’s not German sausage joke, they’re the wurst ...

Surely Germans don't tell jokes?!

You guys should be rounded up and...

Inappropriate.

Have this instead.

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows.‘

Not gonna lie, that took me a minute "

Confused with the killer? Understandable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Crap joke to make you smile! Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to drinking brake fluid? He says he can stop anytime...

Did you hear about the guy who makes Dracula statues? He work with only one other guy, so he has to make every second count!

at least it’s not German sausage joke, they’re the wurst ...

Surely Germans don't tell jokes?!

You guys should be rounded up and...

Inappropriate.

Have this instead.

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. That's 20 cows.‘

Not gonna lie, that took me a minute

Confused with the killer? Understandable. "

The killer? Rounding up the cows. Its obviously way too intellectual for me!

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