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By *yannb OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

One for the ladies on the profile/ effort put into introduction from a potential encounter with single male!! I'm by no means egotistical nor have ideas above my station, i'm no better than anybody else but with the popular misconception that the ladies operate a revolving door on an appointment system, if you had an opportunity to input to "Fab for Dummies" what would it be? On flipside of that theres tons of really nice guys that just say hi from a faceless, blank profile, i'm no wanting flowers & chocolates but initial thoughts are generally that i'd be doing all the work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the ladies on the profile/ effort put into introduction from a potential encounter with single male!! I'm by no means egotistical nor have ideas above my station, i'm no better than anybody else but with the popular misconception that the ladies operate a revolving door on an appointment system, if you had an opportunity to input to "Fab for Dummies" what would it be? On flipside of that theres tons of really nice guys that just say hi from a faceless, blank profile, i'm no wanting flowers & chocolates but initial thoughts are generally that i'd be doing all the work "

Page 1

Rule 1

Ignoring a well crafted polite message is NOT a polite "no thanks" , it's simply an ignorant c..t.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Front Cover Title

Buying a lottery ticket doesn’t guarantee a win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be normal

Be decent

Don't be too thirsty

And don't try too hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget to ask for someone to buy your supporters pass for you and tell people you want a sugar daddy or paypig only lol

Being serious though

If you are going to message or Reply to people in a manner you would want to be replied to

Dont be afraid to use the block button if someone doesn't get the hint lol

Remember not all guys are tall gym body dom guys, we come in all shapes n sizes

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Don’t be an ass , pest , rude , twat , creep , liar you get the idea .

Do get a thick skin .

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By *mmsiebeeCouple
over a year ago

Falkirk

Know what Swinging actually is... It's not "easy" sex by any means...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wouldn't have the balls to say it face to face, don't say it in a PM.

"No thank you" means exactly that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wouldn't have the balls to say it face to face, don't say it in a PM.

"No thank you" means exactly that.

"

You took my monster munch

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Never, ever post anything in the forums when you've had a couple of sherries

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Never, ever post anything in the forums when you've had a couple of sherries "

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It's ok to post after a bottle or two of prosecco though

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Know what Swinging actually is... It's not "easy" sex by any means... "

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Yes would agree with that lol

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Never, ever post anything in the forums when you've had a couple of sherries

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It's ok to post after a bottle or two of prosecco though "

The post would be all bubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone fancies you

They will meet you.

Simple.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Be prepared for no shows, and/or being led up the garden path.

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By *alkdirty2meCouple
over a year ago

20 miles south of Edinburgh

Never ask for dogging spots

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

First rule of swing club DONT TALK ABOUT SWING CLUB!

Discretion is vital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you use the forums don't be ass lickers, defend your point regardless of the cliques and sheeple.

Know the difference between an argument and a discussion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you use the forums don't be ass lickers, defend your point regardless of the cliques and sheeple.

Know the difference between an argument and a discussion.

"

Sheeple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe someone should write "Dummies for Dummies"

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Never, ever post anything in the forums when you've had a couple of sherries "

My golden rule!!!

That I seem to forget about after a few drinks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you use the forums don't be ass lickers, defend your point regardless of the cliques and sheeple.

Know the difference between an argument and a discussion.

Sheeple "

That's twice iv read sheeple today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always trust your gut instinct.

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never, ever post anything in the forums when you've had a couple of sherries

My golden rule!!!

That I seem to forget about after a few drinks.... "

Goes double for me in chat. It’s been getting out of hand recently. Blanket apology to Scotland chatroom friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you use the forums don't be ass lickers, defend your point regardless of the cliques and sheeple.

Know the difference between an argument and a discussion.

Sheeple

That's twice iv read sheeple today "

Could be a word that most likely will pop up more and more in the Fab forums.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

As soon as you get a knkckback go in a huff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have no expectations and cause no drama. Swinger is not code for ‘up for it’ and does not translate to ‘entitlement to sex’...

Ha ha... just remembered a conversation with you quietbloke ... everyday is a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think nowadays life is getting harder in here, with all the fakes, wana be made in Chelsea, spice is the viriaty of life, we all come in different boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rule number 1 self respect do what u want

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By *yannb OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"One for the ladies on the profile/ effort put into introduction from a potential encounter with single male!! I'm by no means egotistical nor have ideas above my station, i'm no better than anybody else but with the popular misconception that the ladies operate a revolving door on an appointment system, if you had an opportunity to input to "Fab for Dummies" what would it be? On flipside of that theres tons of really nice guys that just say hi from a faceless, blank profile, i'm no wanting flowers & chocolates but initial thoughts are generally that i'd be doing all the work

Page 1

Rule 1

Ignoring a well crafted polite message is NOT a polite "no thanks" , it's simply an ignorant c..t. "

Sadly, even the well crafted polite messages that you know somebody has taken their time over can return a colourful message not so well crafted if you do give a thanks but no thanks. Cunt, slut & probably riddled anyway are amongst my favourites. Catfish, no idea how i was going to achieve robbing him blind!!

Messages from peeps that have a predilection towards something that mainstream would consider a bit kinky return an extremely polite message for a thanks but no thanks, whatever they're into might not be my cup of tea but when they're brave enough to express their sexuality but still feel the need to include "i hope i dont offend you" they deserve to hear you're not offended

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By *yannb OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Front Cover Title

Buying a lottery ticket doesn’t guarantee a win "

True story!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the ladies on the profile/ effort put into introduction from a potential encounter with single male!! I'm by no means egotistical nor have ideas above my station, i'm no better than anybody else but with the popular misconception that the ladies operate a revolving door on an appointment system, if you had an opportunity to input to "Fab for Dummies" what would it be? On flipside of that theres tons of really nice guys that just say hi from a faceless, blank profile, i'm no wanting flowers & chocolates but initial thoughts are generally that i'd be doing all the work

Page 1

Rule 1

Ignoring a well crafted polite message is NOT a polite "no thanks" , it's simply an ignorant c..t.

Sadly, even the well crafted polite messages that you know somebody has taken their time over can return a colourful message not so well crafted if you do give a thanks but no thanks. Cunt, slut & probably riddled anyway are amongst my favourites. Catfish, no idea how i was going to achieve robbing him blind!!

Messages from peeps that have a predilection towards something that mainstream would consider a bit kinky return an extremely polite message for a thanks but no thanks, whatever they're into might not be my cup of tea but when they're brave enough to express their sexuality but still feel the need to include "i hope i dont offend you" they deserve to hear you're not offended "

Sadly I agree , you probably will get some abuse from the people you turn down and in those circumstances I would hope you not only ignore the comment but also block the person. I know women on here who very rarely get nasty messages simply by using the block facility. It dosnt take long to filter out the idiots by using the block button.

It's nice to hear you do give replies though.

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By *eaf44Man
over a year ago

south of Inverness, and often Wck too

That makes the most sense to me.

And expect nothing from folk you've never met, that goes for all genders!

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Never, ever post anything in the forums when you've had a couple of sherries

.

It's ok to post after a bottle or two of prosecco though

The post would be all bubbly "

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lol, life is better with a bit of fizz in it sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also the bit we all don't get is even guys will read a profile. Even if they have a word to put in the subject, folk still either just delete your message or shoot u doon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't shoot people down.

But I am direct and to the point if they send they send an identical message that they did 3 weeks previously when I've already said no thank you.

I fear that some men think they can wear a woman down on here or pester her enough until her drawers drop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't shoot people down.

But I am direct and to the point if they send they send an identical message that they did 3 weeks previously when I've already said no thank you.

I fear that some men think they can wear a woman down on here or pester her enough until her drawers drop."

Rather common, some don’t even think they are

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By *eaf44Man
over a year ago

south of Inverness, and often Wck too

avoid defaulting to futile moaning, that could go to all genders of dummies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that think they are 10 are more than likely a 5 or 6 or worse.

People that know they are probably a 5 or 6 have 10 times more personality than those that 'think' they are a 10

People that are actually 10s that ignore polite messages (see page 1 , rule 1 ) above.

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By *attooBBWWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Calling someone a cum bucket will get you blocked.

Nobody wants to see your erections from various angles.

Trim yer pubes.

Dinnae be an arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just listen to Bill and Ted!

Be Excellent to each other!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Calling someone a cum bucket will get you blocked.

Nobody wants to see your erections from various angles.

Trim yer pubes.

Dinnae be an arsehole. "

Brilliant.. this

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"Just listen to Bill and Ted!

Be Excellent to each other!"

And party on

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