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"rats with bushy tails,vermin." Rats are douchebags I saw one running around a kids swing park the other day honestly thought it was a dog | |||
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"Ffs....see the fucking predictive fucking text on this phone...Jesus Crust!" Are you suggesting Jesus is vermin? | |||
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"Ffs....see the fucking predictive fucking text on this phone...Jesus Crust! Are you suggesting Jesus is vermin? No, was actually trying to say squirrels are cute "cunts"!" You need a new phone. Crusty Jesus and you think squirrels are cunts. Hmm. I worry. Taking bake the offer of a cinnimin squirt. | |||
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"Ffs....see the fucking predictive fucking text on this phone...Jesus Crust! Are you suggesting Jesus is vermin? No, was actually trying to say squirrels are cute "cunts"! You need a new phone. Crusty Jesus and you think squirrels are cunts. Hmm. I worry. Taking bake the offer of a cinnimin squirt. " I mean a cinnamon swirl. | |||
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"and feckin squirrels,pesky. Squirrels are cunts" Not the Red ones. We love the Red ones. | |||
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"At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some. The birds are going lockdown crazy too. " One of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed involved a guy, his bag of chips and seagull. Guy is wandering along Blythswood Sq happily munching his chips. Seagulls clocks him. He clocks the seagull clocking him. Seagull swoops in, he's cradling his chips like a new born and starts to pick up his pace "Not today ya bastard!"....Seagull dive bombs and shits all over him | |||
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"and feckin squirrels,pesky. Squirrels are cunts" Destructive little buggers | |||
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"At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some. The birds are going lockdown crazy too. One of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed involved a guy, his bag of chips and seagull. Guy is wandering along Blythswood Sq happily munching his chips. Seagulls clocks him. He clocks the seagull clocking him. Seagull swoops in, he's cradling his chips like a new born and starts to pick up his pace "Not today ya bastard!"....Seagull dive bombs and shits all over him " This happened to me with an ice cream cone. Landed right on my head. Seriously though a seagull ruined a perfectly good T-shirt with its acid shit. | |||
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"and feckin squirrels,pesky. Squirrels are cunts Not the Red ones. We love the Red ones. " I see slot of them, more so than the grey ones(daft yanks) | |||
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"We should embrace all of god's creatures, they all have a part to play just like us " But not grey squirrels, they taste great barbecued | |||
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"and feckin squirrels,pesky. Squirrels are cunts" Awwh they are cute...... | |||
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"At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some. The birds are going lockdown crazy too. One of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed involved a guy, his bag of chips and seagull. Guy is wandering along Blythswood Sq happily munching his chips. Seagulls clocks him. He clocks the seagull clocking him. Seagull swoops in, he's cradling his chips like a new born and starts to pick up his pace "Not today ya bastard!"....Seagull dive bombs and shits all over him " Clever bird. Don’t mess with a Gull. | |||
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"At home not much difference that I've noticed, but at work I have. I work in the city centre night shift and sometimes it's like I'm in a scene out the birds. The gulls are getting manic, throw out something they'll eat and they'll just swarm it in seconds and fight over it, I seen one just gulp down a a whole fuckin rat with a crow watching probably hoping for some. The birds are going lockdown crazy too. One of the funniest scenes I have ever witnessed involved a guy, his bag of chips and seagull. Guy is wandering along Blythswood Sq happily munching his chips. Seagulls clocks him. He clocks the seagull clocking him. Seagull swoops in, he's cradling his chips like a new born and starts to pick up his pace "Not today ya bastard!"....Seagull dive bombs and shits all over him " That is gold right there | |||
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