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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

3 guys flying around Europe with their feet out the window

1st guy says were flying over Spain!

How do you know?

I can feel the hot air in my feet

2nd guy says were flying over england?

How do you know that?

Can feel the rain in my feet!

3rd guy were flying over glasgow!

How do you know that?

My trainers are gone! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 guys flying around Europe with their feet out the window

1st guy says were flying over Spain!

How do you know?

I can feel the hot air in my feet

2nd guy says were flying over england?

How do you know that?

Can feel the rain in my feet!

3rd guy were flying over glasgow!

How do you know that?

My trainers are gone! ??"

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By *issyForDommeTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

"3 guys flying around Europe with their feet out the window

1st guy says were flying over Spain!

How do you know?

I can feel the hot air in my feet

2nd guy says were flying over england?

How do you know that?

Can feel the rain in my feet!

3rd guy were flying over glasgow!

How do you know that?

My trainers are gone! ??"

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By *issyForDommeTV/TS
over a year ago

glasgow

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I've never had a lentil on my face!

I'll get my coat

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

He sold his soul to Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between light & hard?

You can fall asleep with the light on.....

I heard this on national radio at 1230 in the afternoon ( couldn't believe it)

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Usual version is they put their hands out of the window...

Third guy says we're over Liverpool...

How do you know?

Someone's nicked my watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's green and yellow and eats nuts

Gonorrhea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 I heard last night from Jimmy Carr on YouTube. They are a little dark though but they are just jokes

When I was a kid I was scared of the dentist, he was a pedophile.

Wetting your bed was embarrassing as a child...but as an adult, wetting a childs bed is really hard to live down.

I bought a r*pe alarm. I kept on forgetting when to r*pe people.

When I was younger I couldn't talk to women. I'd only have given myself away as I was hiding in their wardrobes masturbating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How should you approach a child in distress?

Take the vicar away.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Whats the difference between horny and hungry???

Where you put the cucumber!

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By *acreadCouple
over a year ago

central scotland

The one on the an Andy Cameron Sunday morning live radio show many years ago when the young boy telling a joke Asks Andy. What vegetable makes your eyes water? Andy answers An onion. the boy says Naw it's a turnip. Andy, How can a turnip make your eyes water? Boy, You ever been hit in the baws way a turnip? That made me forget my hangover for a wee while that morning

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

Why are YOU shaking - she's going to eat me?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile by paying attention to wether the animal sees you a little late or in a while.

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