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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just recently noticed that when I pass a toilet, i think i may aswell pee while im here. Anyone noticed funny wee changes.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Just recently noticed that when I pass a toilet, i think i may aswell pee while im here. Anyone noticed funny wee changes. "

Keep noticing a guy pops in the ladies wearing a high vis vest and I thought he was an inspector of facilities .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup I'm with u there have started not drinking anything after 9pm so I'm not up and down to the loo about 5 times through the night arghhh

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Just recently noticed that when I pass a toilet, i think i may aswell pee while im here. Anyone noticed funny wee changes. "

Might want to get your prostate checked out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just recently noticed that when I pass a toilet, i think i may aswell pee while im here. Anyone noticed funny wee changes.

Might want to get your prostate checked out "
Thats a fair shout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My son still gives me that strange look when hes on his mobile, and i ask him to hang up the phone

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Yup I'm with u there have started not drinking anything after 9pm so I'm not up and down to the loo about 5 times through the night arghhh"

Lots of folk drink high caffeine inclusive drinks which doesn't help as caffeine is a diuretic . ( in that case you'd be taking the piss from yourself )

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Loss of appetite. Never get hungry these days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yup I'm with u there have started not drinking anything after 9pm so I'm not up and down to the loo about 5 times through the night arghhh

Lots of folk drink high caffeine inclusive drinks which doesn't help as caffeine is a diuretic . ( in that case you'd be taking the piss from yourself ) "

Hahaha

I drink caffeine free tea and tend to just drink weak diluting juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can never remember where I parked my car

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can never remember where I parked my car "
lol Godsend those key beepers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I(Mr) was at the barber's he asked if I wanted my eyebrows shaved and ear and nose hair waxed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gravity is a bitch too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just recently noticed that when I pass a toilet, i think i may aswell pee while im here. Anyone noticed funny wee changes. "

Chuck Norris must be closeby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hangovers seem to last days rather than hours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hangovers seem to last days rather than hours. "
The worst ones are when you wake up feeling like a hangover, and you haven't even been drinking

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Loss of appetite. Never get hungry these days."

Wish i had that! I'm over indulging on chocolate and pringles these days (I blame lockdown) x

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Body aches more after exercise, can't shift the weight as quick, hangovers are a 3 day event, should I continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aches and pains after a hard days / nights graft plus the not sleeping as long as i used

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

I write stuff down and then forget I wrote it then write again

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

I write stuff down then forget that I wrote it then write it down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something similar when I pass the fridge in locked.

Might as well grab something to eat seen as I'm here

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By *eady Eddie40Man
over a year ago

irvine

You need a sign on the fridge saying you are not hungry just bored

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

The first few steps after getting out of bed and feeling like the Tin man who needs a damm good oiling need a good something after this endless lockdown ..

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By *ering SeaMan
over a year ago

Penicuik


"The first few steps after getting out of bed and feeling like the Tin man who needs a damm good oiling need a good something after this endless lockdown .. "

Some have lube in the bedside drawer. I’ve WD40

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland


"The first few steps after getting out of bed and feeling like the Tin man who needs a damm good oiling need a good something after this endless lockdown ..

Some have lube in the bedside drawer. I’ve WD40 "
WD40 why didnt i think of that ?

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By *eefdoddusCouple
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Can't drink as much. Usually heading off to bed when the offspring are on their way out and definitely finding putting socks on becoming more of a challenge..!

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By *idlothian_ITDMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Loss of appetite. Never get hungry these days.

Wish i had that! I'm over indulging on chocolate and pringles these days (I blame lockdown) x"

Don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone knows that once you pop, you can't stop when it comes to pringles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I write stuff down then forget that I wrote it then write it down again"

Keeping an eye out for you posting the same comment in a days time

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Loss of appetite. Never get hungry these days.

Wish i had that! I'm over indulging on chocolate and pringles these days (I blame lockdown) x

Don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone knows that once you pop, you can't stop when it comes to pringles. "

Exactly!! Should maybe not have a supply of them in the cupboard

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Loss of appetite. Never get hungry these days.

Wish i had that! I'm over indulging on chocolate and pringles these days (I blame lockdown) x

Don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone knows that once you pop, you can't stop when it comes to pringles.

Exactly!! Should maybe not have a supply of them in the cupboard "

Do you get freebies for advertising them like a tube every time you post ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee liked your pictures , but your name why did you call yourself Bee, is it because your a honey or have a sting Inthe tail. god I smell cheese lol. Never quoted that before .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I(Mr) was at the barber's he asked if I wanted my eyebrows shaved and ear and nose hair waxed"

I know that feeling! Not enough hair now to make it worth a visit to the barber. And is a bitch but on the bright side I've not had any problem with lockdown haircuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auld one thinks I right

Jun my face about its a

Ilford enough to to see them fine and so the pretty busy time all xx9

OO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame blame blame I went and spent many a night with out bit you blame Balmerino blame black life's matter unlike what you adervistblellle ewatching I wont he aloud bin

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

And the above two posts shows what happens when the keyboard should be put down when the glass is lifted.

On topic. Just two things......

Nose hairs and grey pubes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ear hair...what the Hell and getting more deviant ! That ain't so bad but the ear hair...what strange thing is going to happen i need long ear hair for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone keeps moving my stuff around

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