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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to?

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By *lassybutseeknaughtinessCouple
over a year ago

Coatbridge


"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to? "

Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Phase 2 in my dentist's chair please. I've moved on from wanting to see friends and family first to full-on selfish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to?

Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed "

I'm very flattered. Alas I'm on a beach in Mexico, sipping a long cool drink and feeling the waves Caress my feet.

I no longer burn so I'm tanning beautifully and there's a very handsome man serenading me with his guitar.

Wanna come there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phase 2 in my dentist's chair please. I've moved on from wanting to see friends and family first to full-on selfish. "

Oh I hope you're not in too much pain!

I'll make sure your dentist is now a beautufil woman who fixes you painlessly and flirts with you too.

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to?

Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed "

That was my second option. Thought Sinders could pull the other one.

Is there room for 4, Princess?

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By *lassybutseeknaughtinessCouple
over a year ago

Coatbridge


"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to?

Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed

I'm very flattered. Alas I'm on a beach in Mexico, sipping a long cool drink and feeling the waves Caress my feet.

I no longer burn so I'm tanning beautifully and there's a very handsome man serenading me with his guitar.

Wanna come there? "

Does sound good and I do have a guitar although not so sure my playing skills are up to scratch sorry lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to?

Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed

That was my second option. Thought Sinders could pull the other one.

Is there room for 4, Princess? "

See above, my beach is beautiful, you are most welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to?

Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed

I'm very flattered. Alas I'm on a beach in Mexico, sipping a long cool drink and feeling the waves Caress my feet.

I no longer burn so I'm tanning beautifully and there's a very handsome man serenading me with his guitar.

Wanna come there?

Does sound good and I do have a guitar although not so sure my playing skills are up to scratch sorry lol "

It's OK Pedro on guitar is great

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to?

Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed

That was my second option. Thought Sinders could pull the other one.

Is there room for 4, Princess?

See above, my beach is beautiful, you are most welcome xx"

I'm already there. You may want to book an appointment with your optician, though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just been given an amazing teleportation / time traveling device.

I'm happy to let you all have a go.

Where would you like to be taken to?

Tbh by the looks of your profile can it take the both of us into your bed

That was my second option. Thought Sinders could pull the other one.

Is there room for 4, Princess?

See above, my beach is beautiful, you are most welcome xx

I'm already there. You may want to book an appointment with your optician, though. "

I have magic sunglasses too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we go to when full restrictions are lifted please ??? Thank you in advance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we go to when full restrictions are lifted please ??? Thank you in advance "

Your wish is my command.

Everything is open, no social distancing, no limitations on travel. I believe CJs are having a big party too.. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we go to when full restrictions are lifted please ??? Thank you in advance

Your wish is my command.

Everything is open, no social distancing, no limitations on travel. I believe CJs are having a big party too.. Enjoy "

yikes !!! Off to get some drinks now ! Shall get u a thank you bottle of your choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we go to when full restrictions are lifted please ??? Thank you in advance

Your wish is my command.

Everything is open, no social distancing, no limitations on travel. I believe CJs are having a big party too.. Enjoy yikes !!! Off to get some drinks now ! Shall get u a thank you bottle of your choice "

Balvennnie Caribbean cask please

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Scotland! Of course

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

Back in time about 3 months so i can invest in toilet roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scotland! Of course "

Welcome.

The hotel is plush

The sun is shining

And work has given you a week off!

Enjoy your stay x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back in time about 3 months so i can invest in toilet roll"

Have you run out?!

Consider it done

You now walk right in to the supermarket without having to queue. Every brand is available to you!

There are also chopped tomatoes, flour and a half price deal on your favourite drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to go back to the night i lost my virginity, would so change that, and can i be greedy and go forward and see how my Tomatoes turned out, Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to go back to the night i lost my virginity, would so change that, and can i be greedy and go forward and see how my Tomatoes turned out, Thanks "

Done. You can both now look back on an amazing experience. All whilst enjoying the biggest and juiciest tomatoes you've ever grown

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mexico then Vegas please as thats where I should be just now

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Phase 2 in my dentist's chair please. I've moved on from wanting to see friends and family first to full-on selfish. "

Me too. I miss my mum like mad but I'm now in greater need of the dentist, ouchie.

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife


"Back in time about 3 months so i can invest in toilet roll

Have you run out?!

Consider it done

You now walk right in to the supermarket without having to queue. Every brand is available to you!

There are also chopped tomatoes, flour and a half price deal on your favourite drink. "

invest as in shares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me back to the summers day I'm thinking of in St Andrew's. Kids were around 3 and 18mths old...wee fat legs sticking out of the big double buggy which I pushed along the pavement like a tank. Wee fat faces munching ice cream and Mr and I eating chips on the beach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take me back to the summers day I'm thinking of in St Andrew's. Kids were around 3 and 18mths old...wee fat legs sticking out of the big double buggy which I pushed along the pavement like a tank. Wee fat faces munching ice cream and Mr and I eating chips on the beach."

Sounds like a wonderful day. I'll even throw in a small lottery win too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phase 2 in my dentist's chair please. I've moved on from wanting to see friends and family first to full-on selfish.

Me too. I miss my mum like mad but I'm now in greater need of the dentist, ouchie."

Oh no. I hope you're sorted soon..my virtual dentist is hot in the meantime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mexico then Vegas please as thats where I should be just now "

Close your eyes and feel the sand between your toes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take me back to the summers day I'm thinking of in St Andrew's. Kids were around 3 and 18mths old...wee fat legs sticking out of the big double buggy which I pushed along the pavement like a tank. Wee fat faces munching ice cream and Mr and I eating chips on the beach.

Sounds like a wonderful day. I'll even throw in a small lottery win too "

...wee belter....Milky Bars are on me x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take me back to the day I lost my virginity cause I’d love to try again based on what I know now

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By *agluvrMan
over a year ago

Airdrie


"Take me back to the day I lost my virginity cause I’d love to try again based on what I know now "

Wouldn’t we all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take me back to the day I lost my virginity cause I’d love to try again based on what I know now

Wouldn’t we all. "

. Actually no. That day is definitely better forgotten for me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take me back to the day I lost my virginity cause I’d love to try again based on what I know now "

Consider it done. You both had a wonderful time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mexico sounds good. Sun and more importantly margaritas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take me back to the summers day I'm thinking of in St Andrew's. Kids were around 3 and 18mths old...wee fat legs sticking out of the big double buggy which I pushed along the pavement like a tank. Wee fat faces munching ice cream and Mr and I eating chips on the beach."

I always knew you where a big softy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now, this is a tough one. Do I go for personal gain or help a friend.

I'm going to help a friend.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Dark side of the moon, no Covid19 there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take me back to the day I lost my virginity cause I’d love to try again based on what I know now

Consider it done. You both had a wonderful time "

Yippee!!!!!!

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