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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was reading an article referencing a pineapple door knocker as an outward sign of being swingers.

do any of you fabsters express outward signs like this or it is all bullshit? any examples?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

"

It's a hot tub now

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Can you personally vouch for that..

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

"

Christ i have one of those.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If hotubs are a sign then my next door neighbours must be swingers too

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

Christ i have one of those."

Was it your house they filmed the episode at....????

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

Christ i have one of those.

Was it your house they filmed the episode at....????"

May have been my mums as i bought her one too

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Was wondering who buys those ridiculously large gnomes they sell in asda... could it be? No surely not

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish


"Was wondering who buys those ridiculously large gnomes they sell in asda... could it be? No surely not "

God they give me the creeps. Someone round the corner has loads of them in the front garden..

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Poundland sell pineapple solar lights ....... just saying

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Would you not be able to get them cheaper down the barrows than poundland.

We know you Scots like a bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you not be able to get them cheaper down the barrows than poundland.

We know you Scots like a bargain "

The Barras ye sassenach, sakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was wondering who buys those ridiculously large gnomes they sell in asda... could it be? No surely not "

My Dad looks like one of those gnomes...wonder if passers by mistake their house as a swingers den when he's out innocently trimming my old dear's bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was wondering who buys those ridiculously large gnomes they sell in asda... could it be? No surely not

My Dad looks like one of those gnomes...wonder if passers by mistake their house as a swingers den when he's out innocently trimming my old dear's bush."

If he does that in public it’s no wonder they think it’s a swingers den

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poundland sell pineapple solar lights ....... just saying"

I've just got myself a pineapple plant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

It's a hot tub now "

lolz. you could be right. we have neighbours we know fkr sure to be old time swingers according to our other neighbours and they have a hot tub. shame they are not our cup of tea.

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By *usan patentTV/TS
over a year ago

falkirk

Pineapples were to signify sailors , of old ,that were home, they came home from pineapple lands and stuck one on their garden . That way the wife’s lovers knew to stay away !

Check out the story behind “ the pineapple” building near airth. It gives a good report !

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I think those big palm bushes used to be a 'sign' up this way haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pineapples were to signify sailors , of old ,that were home, they came home from pineapple lands and stuck one on their garden . That way the wife’s lovers knew to stay away !

Check out the story behind “ the pineapple” building near airth. It gives a good report ! "

swashbuckle cheer! Ahoy.

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

not sure if I’d turn up in a dressing gown based on any of these signs.

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By *aughty_Nat69Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think Pampus grass is supposed to be a sign, probably more an 80s/90s thing x

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

"

17. Good going.

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By *aughty_Nat69Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

"

I really should read the whole forum first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

"

Tea bags?

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Pineapples were to signify sailors , of old ,that were home, they came home from pineapple lands and stuck one on their garden . That way the wife’s lovers knew to stay away !

Check out the story behind “ the pineapple” building near airth. It gives a good report ! "

Educational

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Would you not be able to get them cheaper down the barrows than poundland.

We know you Scots like a bargain

The Barras ye sassenach, sakes "

Oi don't insult me I'm a taff..certainly not a "mochen saesneg"

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By *cott23Man
over a year ago

north ayrshire

I've heard that aswell

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By *cott23Man
over a year ago

north ayrshire


"I think Pampus grass is supposed to be a sign, probably more an 80s/90s thing x"

I've heard that as well!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think Pampus grass is supposed to be a sign, probably more an 80s/90s thing x

I've heard that as well! "

keys in the bowl brigade..

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

One of my favourite episodes of Life on Mars was the swingers party, and Sam and Annie went as Tony and Cherie Blair and Gene Hunt gatecrashed as Gordon Brown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

what about wristbands, ankle chains and blackrings? any truth in those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think Pampus grass is supposed to be a sign, probably more an 80s/90s thing x"

My mum use to have one of them in the back garden she hated the thing but it was big and and we couldn’t get the routs so she kept burning it but it always came back lol

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

"

I’ve got a little wooden carved hoggie at my door

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I was at a sales training course in Birmingham and an lady who was on the course was as sexy as hell, not drop dead gorgeous but she had a certain je ne sais quoi about her and she wore an ankle bracelet. I wish I had complimented her on it to see her reaction but felt it was a bit creepy and I’d have died if she said her daughter had bought her it.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I heard that a welly boot over the jockey wheel meant caravan swinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was at a sales training course in Birmingham and an lady who was on the course was as sexy as hell, not drop dead gorgeous but she had a certain je ne sais quoi about her and she wore an ankle bracelet. I wish I had complimented her on it to see her reaction but felt it was a bit creepy and I’d have died if she said her daughter had bought her it. "

I've got one I like to wear in summer...just wear it because I like it though, not making any statement.

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By *ufflinkslaceMan
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness


"Remember an episode of taggart involving swingers..

Their outward sign was a stone ornament hedgehog in their front garden..

How many posts till some one mentions PG.

.

It's a hot tub now "

In the front garden??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah pampus grass is the norm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I can't be arsed with subtle hints or hidden codes and signs .

I just have a sign on the gate saying fancy a fuck as I'm a swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pampas grass was my first thought , remember hearing it years ago . Don’t see it so much nowadays? Replaced by hedgehogs apparently. Or foxes . In which case everyone’s a swinger baby that’s no lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Personally I can't be arsed with subtle hints or hidden codes and signs .

I just have a sign on the gate saying fancy a fuck as I'm a swinger. "
. PMSL. subtle as a cock flavoured lolly pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think Pampus grass is supposed to be a sign, probably more an 80s/90s thing x"

I heard that....loved driving about Mearns wondering who the 'naughty' folk were....

Think I'll plant some out front tomorrow

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Having a wee black scottie dug fae Edinburgh, I heard they love the boaby.

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By *horman11Man
over a year ago

Thurso


"I think those big palm bushes used to be a 'sign' up this way haha"

Yes pampas grass was supposed to be the sign but there seemed to be a lot of gardens growing it!!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

You'd think a swing on the front lawn as opposed to the back lawn...would be a subtle enough hint...

Especially if it was known there were no kids or they'd flown the nest from the household.

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"One of my favourite episodes of Life on Mars was the swingers party, and Sam and Annie went as Tony and Cherie Blair and Gene Hunt gatecrashed as Gordon Brown "

We only just watched this last night.

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