FabSwingers.com forum: Oh my god......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my niece is coming to stay tomorrow night with her 3 year old and her 1 year old... add that, to my 2 11 week old puppies.........

all I can say is........... my fecking soft furnishings, my art, my ceramics, my display magazines that should never be touched by another human.....

off to up my house content insurance to the MAX.... and score recreational drugs as will need to be off my tits to cope....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear....TRY and keep calm and just resist the urge to keep tidying around them ...I know EXACTLY how you feel. Now I just grin and bare it and then become manic on departure returning the house to 'normal'. Good luck hun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the joys of having a family lol, welcome to father and unclehood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the joys of having a family lol, welcome to father and unclehood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

welcome to the real world ya queen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmaoooooooo sounds like a normal day for me xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suggest you wear blinkers for duration of stay so as not to see sticky finger marks................ everywhere !!

Try not to faint when children and boys try to share food no matter who it belongs too!!

Chill and enjoy ! They aren't staying forever lol.

Kay xxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooooh 4got to add.....if this wkend goes well, my 3 will be up nxt wkend, they are no trouble at all and will be warned not to touch the magazines lol xxx

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

want me to send you some chill pills pmsl babes and lock everything away in the shed lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx im sure it wont be that bad and you will all have fun do you need a nanny lol i can be yer mary fucking poppins for the weekend lol

love bren xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol babe.

welcome to my world"""" :-

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

cheers ..........

and if that wasna a challenge...

am just back and have bought something I thought I would never buy....

got out the shop without being seen... phew.......

it's a FLEECE....yes a fleece..

to walk the dogs on the cold nights and mornings... thankfully dark mornings/evening....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

once I sequin ' kylie rocks for cock ' on the back will be ok ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fleece......

...they all look like bed jackets to me...lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A fleece......

...they all look like bed jackets to me...lol!!!!!

lol, how could you...... knock me when I am down lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww sweetie.....I sympathise with your plight ...but even an old lady like me wouldn't wear a fleece....get a nice wind and waterproof the next time...suit you better...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww sweetie.....I sympathise with your plight ...but even an old lady like me wouldn't wear a fleece....get a nice wind and waterproof the next time...suit you better...

do they no make that flapping noise in the wind.. add that, to the noise of my touppee banging aff my baldy bonce.... feck the wee lads would be terrifed ..

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By *lirtyCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

So long as its warm and dry who cares what you wear at night walking the dogs,it will only be all the other poor dads you'll see left to do it on a wet freezing cold night!!

And if it has big pockets to hold the poo bags and other assorted doggy stuff then you win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beanie hat will keep your toupee on ......you could get the same colour as your fleece.....

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

seems like view has inadvertently admitted he is goin to be a secret dogger... the wee boys are just a ruse... im opening a book showing odds on that he goes out 'often' with just the leads ....LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just move all the expensive/cherrished items into another room lock door...

tie childrens hands behind their back, hide the porn, lube, hand cuffs, sex toys, naked photos and password ur pc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee damage limitation tip View, the dogs, always take extendy lead off as enter hoose, i forgot to and the whole family was in,Q happy dog charging in to see everyone and lead doing a clinical job of knocking every ornament, ruddy plant flying,the ,,silence was deafening!!,lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol thanks

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

view did u get the boys fleeces as well.Lock the door put oot the light gag the boys and when yer visitors arrive they will think yer ootxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"view did u get the boys fleeces as well.Lock the door put oot the light gag the boys and when yer visitors arrive they will think yer ootxxxxxxxxx

Oh yes i can see it now ........View and 2 puppie all wearing MATCHING fleeces mmmm how quaint !.........lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

niece still sleeping..

kids still sleeping..

lads still sleeping.. altho they were awake at 6.00 and got fed to save everyone being waken.. and back to sleep..

only me wide awake ..

calpol in drink does work for all...

half way and no breakage..

back later xxxx

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