FabSwingers.com forum: 50 shades of grey

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think we could do better, add 1 sentence to the previous post and lets see what we come up with!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sitting at his desk Gary new it was going to be a long night,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

...suddenly Gary was startled by a noise in the office next door.....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"...suddenly Gary was startled by a noise in the office next door....."

he looked up and saw ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

a faint glow coming through the window of the office next door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a faint glow coming through the window of the office next door"
he got up from his desk and moved towards the door....

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gary could feel the beads of sweat on his forehead and his hands clammy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slowly his hand moved towards the door handle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But had to stop and pick his nose..

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

...once finished he opened the door and crept out in to the dark corridor....he could feel his heart beat hard and his breath shorten......

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

There, only 20 ft in front of him was a dwarf......

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

'Hi ho' said Gary..'off to work you go!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes said the dwarf I'm needed, you see there is a dwarf 'shortage'

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Yes said the dwarf I'm needed, you see there is a dwarf 'shortage'"

oh and while ur down ther dwarf make ur self busy

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Yes said the dwarf I'm needed, you see there is a dwarf 'shortage'

oh and while ur down ther dwarf make ur self busy

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"Yes said the dwarf I'm needed, you see there is a dwarf 'shortage'

oh and while ur down ther dwarf make ur self busy

and polish my shoes

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

..once the dwarf had finished Gary's shoes and sucking his rock hard cock....Gary continued down the corridor to the office with the faint glow coming from it.......as he put his hand on the door handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His fone rang....

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Omg it was the police !!! Gary went pale what did they want ? Why were they calling...he started to sweat......

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

and started to panic, had he been caught on the cctv getting a BJ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and started to panic, had he been caught on the cctv getting a BJ ?"
by that no good shoe cleaning dwarf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and started to panic, had he been caught on the cctv getting a BJ ? by that no good shoe cleaning dwarf?"

Lol this is too funny x

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"and started to panic, had he been caught on the cctv getting a BJ ? by that no good shoe cleaning dwarf?"

He answered nervously....."good day sir this is sergeant knob ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and started to panic, had he been caught on the cctv getting a BJ ? by that no good shoe cleaning dwarf?

He answered nervously....."good day sir this is sergeant knob ...."
and constable Ead...

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gary nodded to Knob and Ead...as Knob said ....'have you seen a shoe cleaning dwarf that does BJ's whilst he's buffing?'...and Ead added 'he's normally not on his own but has 9 mates with him'.........

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

yes said gary, but there was only seven of them. Nice little chaps they were. so much so, i think a few of them were "feeling" happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've been told the ring leader is called smeegal, calls every one his precious...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"We've been told the ring leader is called smeegal, calls every one his precious..."

"is that the 1 with the golden ring...piece" asked gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes that the very blighter say's Knob n Ead together,it's a 'tight' outfit not easy to penatrate, we've tried puttn men in b4....

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"Yes that the very blighter say's Knob n Ead together,it's a 'tight' outfit not easy to penatrate, we've tried puttn men in b4...."
but the little blighters keep resisting sargeant Knob" said Ead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must be some way we can 'crack' open this 'ring' seargent Knob said..

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"what does this have to do with me "asked gary......well sir we have you on cctv and unless you want to be charged with gobblin gobble....you'll assist us with.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He took a break and had a kitkatt,thought about it and turned around and said, knob,Ead count me in what can I do to assist u....

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By *ockinafrockCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

...'well for starters, you can suck on these!' said Knob n Ead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After he had sucked both knob and ead off taking there juices he asked the important question?.....

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

Are you guys members on FAB ?

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"yes we are" said Knob n Ead ..." we both have single guy profiles we both love getting bj's from men and women but we are STRAIGHT!!!"....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After knob and ead said this to the mans delight he said so am I.....

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

just at that moment smeegle with the golden ring.....piece entered the room....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece said Ow what's occuring..

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

gary was startled he hadnt noticed smeegle n ring.....piece...cummin up behind him....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gary was startled he hadnt noticed smeegle n ring.....piece...cummin up behind him...."
he turned around quickly and saw him...eh dont point that at me...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"gary was startled he hadnt noticed smeegle n ring.....piece...cummin up behind him.... he turned around quickly and saw him..."eh dont point that at me..."

its not big and its not clever" ...."but its precious"...said smeegle as he aimed his big.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knob bly finger ,Gary grabbed it tightly and smeegle yelled...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"knob bly finger ,Gary grabbed it tightly and smeegle yelled..."

"oouuuch"....ring..piece clenched his ....fist threatening gary with a hard pounding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knob bly finger ,Gary grabbed it tightly and smeegle yelled...

"oouuuch"....ring..piece clenched his ....fist threatening gary with a hard pounding "
bring it on Gary said i can take anything, i'm 'ard as nails...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"knob bly finger ,Gary grabbed it tightly and smeegle yelled...

"oouuuch"....ring..piece clenched his ....fist threatening gary with a hard pounding bring it on Gary said i can take anything, i'm 'ard as nails..."

"you'll be soft and limping when i'm finished with you " threatened smeegle...just then the door flew open and in walked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow white....she stamped up to smeegle

and demanded...where's my

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"Snow white....she stamped up to smeegle

and demanded..."where's my "

7 wee fuck buddies"...."and as for you ring...piece dont you be giving me any shit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or i shall have to send round the old witch - the owner of the best dungeon in town

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

meanwhile sargeant knob and cunstable ead were calling for back up to help them round up the rest of the little gangbangers as the snow white/smeegle/ring..piece stand off continued.....

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By *uboCouple
over a year ago

East kilbride

....As the back up arrived, truncheons in hand, the scene resembled a cockfest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They burst the door down shouting, Àllo allo wots all this er then,and slipping on there arse's...

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

More back up arrived and smashed the backdoor in as they tried to contain the ever growing ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When bunk noticed it was his own back door that got smashed he started to cry

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"When bunk noticed it was his own back door that got smashed he started to cry"

Oi you stick to the story lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When bunk noticed it was his own back door that got smashed he started to cry

Oi you stick to the story lol"

Sorry dad.

Ok where were we. Ahh the ever growing....

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"More back up arrived and smashed the backdoor in as they tried to contain the ever growing ......"

mob of rabid dwarfs....gary quickly grabbed snow white by the..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When bunk noticed it was his own back door that got smashed he started to cry

Oi you stick to the story lol"
who the hell is bunk and where'd he come from???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More back up arrived and smashed the backdoor in as they tried to contain the ever growing ......

mob of rabid dwarfs....gary quickly grabbed snow white by the.."

Chains..... By now the dwarfs were foaming at the mouth, ready to....

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Grab the first cock they could reach...knob n ead quickly got to the front of the queue which surprised snow white as they had told her they were straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grab the first cock they could reach...knob n ead quickly got to the front of the queue which surprised snow white as they had told her they were straight

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All of a sudden the big bad wolf appeared as a ticket collector with a wad of Ti......

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"All of a sudden the big bad wolf appeared as a ticket collector with a wad of Ti......"

Tickets collected at Carnoustie aka Gnome Central

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