FabSwingers.com forum: Glasgow Slang

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

whats your favourite glasgow slang? Just post one word, see if it picks up lol, doubt it will

Bawbag - scrotum

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By *ibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Cupar

To chib someone - to assault someone

"Gis fuftay peeee ferabottlabucky oraL chib ya!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Banjoed - to be punched lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

braw tell yer maw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Council Juice - water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A need a jobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gonnaenodaerat...please dont do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a web site listing loads of these, almost as funny as the Family Fortune wrong answers web site but not quite.

My Fav (mainly cause I'd never heard it till being on said web site at work).

Fanny Batter - vaginal fluids

But if your ever feeling a bit down visit the family fortunes web site, my fav wrong ansa

Q Name a dangerous race

A The Arabs

Feckin classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

glaikit-looking spaced out lol

eejit-someone how has done something stupid lol

love how its spelt how sad lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"glaikit-looking spaced out lol

eejit-someone how has done something stupid lol

love how its spelt how sad lol x

I love glaikit........ it sums me up to a tee....

oops, so does eejit.....

I am a glaikit eejit.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'See me, by the way'= 'I'

Mr.Classy xxx

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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago

livingston

CLUDGIE.....the toilet... only the weegies cud come up wi that ! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the saying "pure dead brilliant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NUMPTY...someone stupid.

im sayn nowt lol

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And as the youth spoke to the lady on his right.... " eh jimmy goat a fag'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know its not slang but it is a wee expression i often hear in glasgow, and its a nice reassuring saying "thats you"

"there ye go thats you" braw, luv it xx

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By *lirtyCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

As the Rangers fan ate a pie at Parkhead he spat it out shouting,"Thats boggin,giein me the boke"

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

here you ya fuckin dafty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GONNAE NO DAE THAT BIG MAN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two neds talkin on the bus about a young girl who was ones latest conquest

wit shes heavy rottin !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went to see Des McLean tonight his ned talk is the best , TALKIN ABOOT BIG CHAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One bloke to other "shes a real live deid ane" ( I'm still trying to work it out ! LOL)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

around our way we called the road drains at the side of the road sivers

Mr Me

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

here you ya wee dafty ill rip the dial right aff you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(minted) think it means brill not sure tho lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah'm Hank Marvin, I could eat a scabby dug between two bried vans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

remember that nhs advert to stop kids from smoking..i think the catchprase was

'eh, that tastes Boggin' psml

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

The bevvy seems to add many words to Glaswegian.

Blootered. Moroculous. Stoashus. Paralytic. Steamin'.

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By *uvhandleMan
over a year ago

Huntly

i used to think every second person in glesga was called wayne, then i figured oot it was wee ain (bairn)they were talkin to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man"

"Oh fucksake man!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gies a gobble ya dobber" loosely translated as would you be so delightful as to perform oral goodness on my male member, you male member.

As it is the male half of LJWGlasgow, only females need apply lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stanky" aka "stanklifter" aka a tramp who steal stanks (or drain covers as they are more commonly known) for scrap metal value x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

baw rash....stane poke...fuckwit....numpty....crabbit...ya fud.....i love oor patter!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pure burstin fur a slash/ pish aka One has the urgent need to pass urine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didge raker" aka someone who makes use of the things that they find, things that the everyday folks leave behind... aka a Womble. That Uncle Bulgarius is a pure didge raker lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Leckie - electricity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diddy ride/ tit wank

aka would you please allow me to place my male member between your mammarian glands and allow me to encompass the power of frictiom to the point of ejsculation.

Think we are getting a little addicted to this lol, yeeeeer maaaaaaw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pure burstin fur a slash/ pish aka One has the urgent need to pass urine!"

cracks me right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Diddy ride/ tit wank

aka would you please allow me to place my male member between your mammarian glands and allow me to encompass the power of frictiom to the point of ejsculation.

Think we are getting a little addicted to this lol, yeeeeer maaaaaaw!"

psml,

got to love 'wantae gies a gammy'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get it up ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up the shitter... or get it rite up yi !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sleekit - just like alot of people on here!

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